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When you rain your sass down upon your haters

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2017 is gonna be amazing

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Returning your textbook at the end of the semester like

#goodbye book #hello freedom #college life #finals #send tacos

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The outcome of this election got me like

#what the fuck america? #are you kidding me #please be kidding me #canada here I come #orange is not the new black

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@markiplier if he were a bird.

“What’s wrong?”

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I have found my people, and my turkeys.

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my new rule in life

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Netflix is having a fling with John Stamos and it's great.

#lol what? #only netflix #john stamos #this made my day #dolphin tale makes john stamos feel emotions #lol #netflix

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If you don't think we were all high af in the 90's just remember that this show was a thing....

#bananas in pajamas #are running down the stairs #lol #creepy as shit

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I hate people. Like I legit hate them. They’re rude and impatient and dishonest and ignorant and just the worst. But I love @markiplier. And my sources tell me he’s a person. So you can understand my confusion.

#i guess there are exceptions #because most people really do suck #markiplier #sweet wonderful markiplier #he's pretty awesome

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How markiplier responds to girls who ask if he goes to the gym

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Netflix and chill? Nah. MARKIPLIER AND TACOS.

#my friends know me #markiplier #tacos #these are a few of my favorite things

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Glitter: A Curse Upon Thine Enemies

A politician's campaign sent me a request to send him a check for his presidential run. So I tore up the letter, wrote a no-thank-you note, put a shit ton of glitter back in the envelope with it and sent that crap right back to him. It was worth the stamp.

#fight the system #common sense 2016 #i hate politicians #enjoy your glitter dickwad #personal victory

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Last night I had a dream where I was running from these bad guys and when I hid one of them found me and I decided to confront them head-on so I started kicking some ass like Taken style and it was pretty fucking cool and at one point I picked up a wooden chess board and hit a guy over the head with it and when he collapsed I said, “checkmate” and I was so proud of that line I woke up.

#weird dream #i don't know why i'm sharing this #kickass #checkmate #i wish i was this cool #like seriously it was so badass #no clue why i'm still single #lol

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Hearing a really good song for the first time is an incredible feeling. It's like feeling the sun on your skin after a long Winter, or stepping onto a roller coaster. It's like a breath of fresh air for your soul. Because for whatever reason (the lyrics, the melody, the mood), that song speaks to you in a way that words never could, and you've found a new voice, means of expression or escape.

#these are my thoughts #feeling whimsical today #plus i found a really good song #i love this feeling

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I went too far. I dug too deep. I awoke the dragon in his sleep. That was actually pretty fucking cool.

Jacksepticeye 2016 (x)

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Go get a doughnut. You've earned it.

#doughnuts will one day rule the world #and im okay with that