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Lmaoooooo

OUR COPING MECHANISM Y'ALL I PRESENT YOU PEEPAW LUKA

Here ya go @r0salynx @aakiyouu @katrasining

#peepaw luka #alien stage #lmaoooooo #im actually crying #Grandpa Luka

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Just a senior actor earnestly teaching his junior <3

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Oh I am heartbroken

event horizon

#alnst #alien stage #ivantill #alnst ivan #alnst till #im actually crying

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Cure

After see round 6 .I'm so pain 🥹

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OLD BRAINROT ALERT BUT TECHNICALLY NEW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T POSTED ABOUT IT BEFORE!!!

CRI

THEY KISSED BUT AT WHAT COST

Everything

It cost everything

IvanTill my Roman Empire

#criuuuuu #alien stage #brain rot #i am so sad #inflicted with doomed yaoi #doomed yaoi #ughhhh #im so glad ao3 writers are speed round 6 came out and day of only a few hours later there were fanfics #it hurts so bad #ivantill #ivantill my roman empire #why couldn't they just be in love #vivinos #vivinos why

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Friend you're going to be so disappointed with me...

I have crackship brainrot, with a very specific song to them and an animatic for their story in my head that'll never happen... 😭

It's the crackship you're going to be disappointed in me for.

#cri #im sorry #i cant help it #like its horrible #ive got the song on repeat #and they're so in love #but not really because its crack #bbut im a little delulu ao its fine #my heart is being stabbed

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It's that time again.

Where I write Math and wallow in the misery that is Calculus and trigonometry.

#its actual hell #i hate math so much #｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

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Bro....

Tears of Themis → The Last Dragonbreath event

#the brain rot is real #Tears of Themis #totgifs #Artem Wing #Vyn Richter #Luke Pearce #Marius von Hagen

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Lol I love them

tot men are built different

#tears of themis #tot memes #marius von hagen #luke pearce #vyn richter #artem wing #tears of themis memes #artem wing has my heart in a vice grip #i love him #hes so silly

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Ayooooooo, lol Imma just leave this here Kay?

#artem wing #tears of themis #lmaoooooo #fr my brain rot actually helped me #im not even joking #😭😭😭

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Lol, the bokke won. 4th Rugby world cup guys.

#Noice lol

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Had a dream that a nuclear bomb went off in my backyard and I was all damn it's really HOT.

Of course it's hot it's RADIATION.

I turn to my mom and I say "Ma, a bomb went off in our backyard."

And she really turns to me and says "oh it's fine. Go let your father in from the backyard."

1st That man is dead, definitely. He was in the backyard when the bomb went off.

2nd I don't have a dad?????

I open the sliding door (that's still intact somehow???) And he walks in perfectly fine and just tells me "Be careful it's boiling out."

Yes??? It is??? How did you survive sir?!

I decide I don't care anymore but I'm not waiting around for the radiation to pile up and kill me. So I go to my sister and she's???? taking a shower????

Hello??? A bomb went off and you are taking a shower. She complains that the water is too HOT. I—

Does no one have any sense of self-preservation????

I tell her move it, we got like half an hour to just grab stuff and book it.( Because I'm sure any longer and the radiation exposure will kill us, if we're not already dead)

On the way out of the house I just turn to them and say "We were already exposed to too much radiation. Just walk until you can't walk anymore and then after that crawl. Anything to live just a little longer. We as humans long to be remembered and in remembering, immortalized."

Then I take out a journal and I hand it to my sister because she was definitely exposed to the least amount of direct radiation so she'll probably survive the longest.

"Remember me so I too can achieve eternity." And then I die.

All I know is I wrote a poem in the journal before we left the house...

Yeah, the fact that I'm writing a Chemistry test today is making this dream (it's supposed to be a nightmare but it doesn't really feel like one?) A double whammy.

#dream #Rather maybe it was a nightmare? #im writing chemistry maybe thats why i had such a weird dream

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Doctors and Horticulturists Agree This One Sash Will Improve Your Meetings

#I just got this ad. What #what #😭

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I was reading Wikipedia and...

Just found out about this BAMF

Fredrick the Great. King of Prussia.

Listen here, Old Fritz was an amazing ruler. He was more interested in music and philosophy than war.

BUT he has great experience in the art of war and was a brilliant strategist.

Guys. He believed in absolutism, that the ruler should be the first servant of the State.

Guys, It's almost certain Old Fritz was gay.

He died childless.

He lost his reputation because Hitler idolized him and he became a Nazi symbol.

Which is a damn shame because he genuinely built the foundation that allowed Prussia to contest the Austrian Hasburgs leadership.

Guys he made library of poetry.

Guys he wrote "Anti- Machiavel" because he disliked Nicolo Machiavelli's "The Prince".

Old Fritz recieved his title 'the Great' after, at 33 years old, he got Austria to sign the treaty of Breslau & Dresden giving Prussia Silesia. I'm so proud and I'm not even Prussian.

Guys Old Fritz known as the Potato king. He was so clever.

He was against animal cruelty.

He was a francophile I'm crying XD.

He died at 74.

What a guy.

That.

That says "King" right?

Oml. His signature is just King. 😭

Low-key he's my fav. I thought I loved Catherine the Great. No, I'd just never heard about Old Fritz. Still love Miss Catherine but I gotta hand it to the Potato King okay?

#old fritz #hes amazing #the potato king #Pussian king #frederick the great

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Um...

💀💀💀

Yeah no explanation needed.

#what is this? #off brand offensive chocolate #it was nice though

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Judas Iscariot betrayed our Lord Jesus for R3.00

"Judas, betrayest thou the son of man with a kiss"

... pls just I

I'm dying

#its a painting #search the first line #bro the implications #im actually crying #yo

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Will you believe me if I told you at age 6 the first time I watched the Harry Potter movies I actually ran out of the room and started crying. It took one glimpse at Voldy's face and I was like I'm out.

“we’re just stories to you, we’re not real”

#genuinely i hated the movie series and i didnt even watch it fully #i have also never read all the books #i will fix that #The movies were such a struggle to watch #not because they were bad or weren't interesting but because i felt too much while watching it