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so, i have this weird thing where if i see something i cringe at/find uncomfortable, i feel the dire need to ‘fix’ it.

as a result, i have spent the whole afternoon binge watching minecraft anime visual novel let’s plays: for science

and i’ve spent 90% of my night screaming at my computer monitor about the terrible writing in all of them.

so yeah, if a minecraft visual novel made by me ever comes out in the future: you know why

#minecraft #visual novel #anime #writer #what the fuck is wrong with me

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oh, i just realised, i never posted my full mc character drawing

#minecraft #lettucevibes smp

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i find it hard to cope with how my gender identity makes others feel about me.

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Added her cape and her sword~

#drawing #art #minecraft

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currently attempting to draw my minecraft character~ thinking of if i should give her a cape or not

#drawing #art #minecraft

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"My englays is on tomple bumple."

-my best friend Matthew.

#wtf

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bunyyyyyy

Tiny bun

(Source)

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i wanna have a Celestine feather stuffed pillow damn it

Celestine's feathers molt everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

Sleeping on a Celestine feather-stuffed pillow is at once the most comfortable and sacrilegious experience a Sororitas can have

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The Kroot are so funny to me. Not only can they just eat dead tyranids safely but it also either gives them extra limbs or turns them into huge dinosaur-esque beings. Now to think about it, what would happen if they cannibalized a huge warp demon or one of those big orcs?

The Daemon does nothing because its physical form breaks apart and dissolves back into the warp on being digested. It leaves a unique aftertaste that puts one in mind of Skittles and pig’s blood.

If a Kroot eats a Prime Ork, however, they will rapidly mutate into one of those pissed off mushroom people from Dark Souls.

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scp-166 got a rewrite and im living for it

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I come back to your blog and I see your SCP-049-J and hhhhHHHHH they a pretty boi (Gurl? Whay gender are they?) You’re art never disappoints me :)

yes pretty boy, ty,, I love him too

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Chaos Marines (WH40K)

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i have never felt more disgusted in my whole life.

Say you're an average person, you know, work in the Administratum offices, you come home, you find your wife in bed with Saint Celestine, what're you gonna do? You going to go to the Arbites because a Living Saint stole your girl? You going to file a divorce because an angel cucked you? Who's going to believe you?

I feel like this is a very specific problem that you need to talk to a professional about. I am not a professional, however I can offer you this video-

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Bloodthirsters are the protective older brothers of Chaos. The sound of daemons getting jobbed for other factions reverberates through the Warp and they emerge into the Materium with a roar of "PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN POWER LEVEL"

SKARBRAND HATES BULLYING. SKARBRAND BELIEVES IN EVENLY MATCHED COMBAT.

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early 2000s internet memes are a thing we will likely never get back and that makes me sad.

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Eldrad can have an entire conversation with you before you even open your mouth. "Farseer Eldrad?" "Yes, that sound in the engine sector isn't normal, no, you only need about 15% staff increase to handle it, don't question my judgement, wonderful to hear, hope she stays healthy, yes, of course, always a pleasure, have a nice day."

The real reason he hates blanks is because he can’t flex on them.

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Hi! This blog is amazing! Can I get some touchstarved prompts?

Hello! Thanks for your ask, I’ve got touch-starved prompts here :)

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“O-Oh, sorry, didn’t mean to bump into you, love.”

[grabs A’s hands] “Do that again. But...don’t move away.”

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“You’ve been working for so long, dear. Your back must hurt.”

“Oh, I’m fin-”

“Can I give you a massage?”

“Yes. Please.”

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“God, I’m so pathetic. I haven’t been hugged in years and now that you did it, I melted.”

“You can ask me for hugs anytime, love.”

“Really?”

“Mhm.”

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“Is it okay if I do this?”

Yeah...feels nice.”

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"Are you okay?”

“Yeah, sorry, not really used to...well, contact.”

“It’s okay. Tell me when you’re uncomfortable.”