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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

#tp #aca

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sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

#real #undertale

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I HATE UNITED I HATE UNITED I HATE UNITED I HATE UNITED (lovingly)

#real #raging whilst watching all 90+ #man utd

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#aes

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“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

#mecore

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Wait fuck it's earth day!!!. is that an nsp reference 🤯🤯🤯 is your mom single

#nsp #would she be down with an open marriage …

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any time i feel like shit i just rewatch the vid of those people in new york reacting to sans undertale being confirmed for smash. like the exact second megalovania starts you can see all stages of grief diluted into dionysian ecstasy. it's Incredible

#renaissance painting #undertale

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La letra con amor, entra. (via)

#art #aca

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The only true fans of Star Wars are women. The men don’t know what they’re talking about. All they think is wowowoweewah. I want my girlfriend to dress like Princess Leia. They aren’t having any real philosophical discussions about it. Like me.

#real #star wars

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"It's not gargantuan, it's manly!"

#love this creature #nsp

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

#mecore #queer

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whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

#tp

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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

#point crow mention

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Medical Malpractice but super pixelated

#yeahhhhhh #house md

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#loz

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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

#gf tag #she asked #before seeing the video #if it will blind her

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Always amusing to me when I tell people I have Wicked Whims installed and they're like "omggg what the fuck you're crazy for that one" like mfer literally what is the point of playing the Sims if I'm not going to make them fuck narsty style. Literally what else is there to do in that game? high five my wife ten times and *not* slonk her shit goopy style afterwards? you're joking

#real #sims