mugiwarah

[mugiwarah]

I can fix the chicken man

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[mugiwarah]

Sam: Okay, you know what? You’re in TIME OUT! Get on top of the fridge! GET UP THERE!

Sebastian, climbing on top of fridge: This friendship is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

#stardew valley #incorrect stardew valley quotes #sdv #stardew #sdv sebastian #sdv sam #i like ti think their friendship is just fucking ridiculous #stupid shit like this

[mugiwarah]

Farmer: Who do you think you are? The Mayor?

Mayor Lewis: Yes, actually.

Farmer: Well, I didn't vote for you.

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[mugiwarah]

Maru: Farming must be pretty easy, huh?

Farmer, who just lost $2,000 worth of crops because they miscalculated how long they'd take to grow:

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew #sdv maru #maru I sweAR TO YOBA #ur messing around and boutta FIND OUT how easy farming is #when I sell your robot

[mugiwarah]

Haley: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.

Emily: That's the complete opposite of respecting my decision.

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[mugiwarah]

Sam: I’m just going to grab a healthy breakfast-

Jodi: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Sam: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

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[mugiwarah]

it's me and my switch against the world

#if the update doesn’t come soon I’m going aFTER YOU CONCERNEDAPE #foaming at the mouth #let me play on ps5 dammit #stardew valley #1.6 update

[mugiwarah]

Sam: Quit your job.

Sebastian: Why?

Sam: Join my emo band.

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[mugiwarah]

Farmer: How did you know I was going to ask you to marry me?

Sebastian: My mom hasn’t been able to look at me all month without crying.

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[mugiwarah]

Victor, graduated top of his class from a prestigious university with his bachelor’s degree in Engineering, and is about to spray air freshener into a ceiling fan: Oh, this is gonna be so fucking efficient.

Victor: *sprays and immediately starts coughing when it blows back into his face*

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[mugiwarah]

Isaac: Relax, I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.

Lance: What exactly is your version of acceptable?

Isaac: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage.

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[mugiwarah]

Alex, T-posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.

George, not looking up from his newspaper: Good morning, problem child.

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[mugiwarah]

Sam: Maybe I die. Skydiving explosion. And then you go and marry the Farmer. And it makes me sad, but if they’re going to marry someone, I’d like it to be you.

Sebastian: Strange, but sweet.

Sam: Only, I didn’t really die. I was faking it to protect our family. And then I come back, I spy on you, and I’m planning on kicking your ass. But then I see how happy you make them, and I have to walk away. And I do; slowly, and in the rain.

Sebastian: This is starting to get weird.

Sam: But as time goes by, it eats away at me. You’re out there, living your best life with my family. Happy. And I’m alone. In a cave. Training.

Sebastian: SAM.

Sam: I thought you were my friend. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND.

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[mugiwarah]

Marlon: I consider every day that we don’t die a success.

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[mugiwarah]

Clint: Could you ever see us as being more than friends?

Emily: Yes, I'm glad you asked.

Clint: That's wonderful, I-

Emily: I can totally see us as cats.

Clint:

Emily: Hang on, let me find the picture I drew.

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[mugiwarah]

The Farmer, rollerblading into the Stardrop Saloon with sunglasses and a piña colada: Gus, you’re not gonna fucking believe this-

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[mugiwarah]

*arriving at Harvey’s Clinic after a failed mining excursion*

Harvey: You were hurt. Do you remember anything?

Farmer: Just the ambulance ride over.

Harvey: That wasn't an ambulance, Linus was carrying you.

Farmer: Then why did I hear sirens?

Linus: Sorry, I got nervous.

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