murray-monster

[murray-monster]

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

#rb bait

[murray-monster]

#💖

[murray-monster]

#obsessed with this post #long post #cats #dogs #gif warning

[murray-monster]

[murray-monster]

do i have any mr men show fans in september 2021

#YES YES YES. NOT ON MY MAIN BLOG BUT IM HERE!!!!! #ALWAYS A MR MEN FAN #mr men #mr tickle #mr bump #comfort tag

[murray-monster]

poorly explaining the first 15 mr men book series bc if you think abt this they’re actually insane as fuck

mr tickle: ok so this little shit woke up & singlehandedly made society collapse by ticking. you’re next

mr greedy: holy fuck is that a giant???? anyways the giant makes this plump pink man go on a diet

mr happy: this man finds a stranger that looks exactly like him but acts the complete opposite. dont worry, he converted him to his weird happy cult i guess

mr nosey: oof ouchies my nose

mr sneeze: wizards causes global warming to cure this guy’s cold

mr bump: the unluckiest man in the world goes job hunting

mr snow: fROSTY THE SNOWMAN WAS A HAPPY JOLLY SOUL-

mr messy: mans here just vibin when suddenly two tumblr sexymen come over to commit home evasion by cleaning his entire house up, and the dude that lives there. what the fuck

mr topsy-turvy: a man who does everything wrong causes complete chaos in a town he visited and when he left, everyone adopted his language

mr silly: dude wins a zaniness contest by bringing in the most normal thing ever. a goddamn tree.

mr uppity: rich bastard gets cursed by an elf & every time he acts like a bitch he shrinks. funniest shit ive ever seen

mr small: omggggg roger hargreaves <3333

mr daydream: a kid & his imaginary friend went on a trip to africa. oh, and the imaginary friend is actually a real dude so the trip actually happened

mr forgetful: poor man struggles to spread the proper message without sounding crazy due to his short term memory. what’s worse is that he can’t even find his own day funny because he can’t remember what exactly happened

mr jelly / mr nervous: small guy who’s paranoid of everything learns how to count again thanks to the advice of a cool stranger

#YOUR DESCRIPTIONS ARE SO FUNNY IM SOBBING #mr men

[murray-monster]

shoutout to the albums you’ve listened to so much that they’re basically a part of your soul

#the beat is and party for your life <3

[murray-monster]

#video #food #gordon ramsey

[murray-monster]

I'll never get over how pretty she is 🌈

#she's just...... love #that coat is perfect for her #rainbow high #amaya raine

[murray-monster]

#sound on #video

[murray-monster]

some of my recent memes

#HGBVFcsbfgVCXVBFGWHBFVCBFGNHMJ THAT LAST ONE IS A MOOD #jack and the cuckoo clock heart

[murray-monster]

I had a dream that ralph said fucking in one episode and as soon as he said that the site I was watching it on jumped to the end of the episode where he was taken into custody by the police

so whereas I thought it was like this

according to my subconscious its more like this

#talk

[murray-monster]

"_____ syndrome" template free to use if anyone wants :] (transparent in the brain part)

#save for later

[murray-monster]

i can just make a guy with my mind. isnt that so fucked up

[murray-monster]

@rejectedproject

sometimes you just gotta take ur weird secret bosses out for walks i guess

#I see deltarune and tag you. hi #deltarune

[murray-monster]

izzy the indigo fairy should've been more punk

#they were cowards. now I need to fix their mistakes #talk

[murray-monster]

Rude ralph was a free url

#its mine now :) #talk