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hey (with the intention of infiltrating your supervillain team as a mole and feeding the PRT information about you before turning you in)

#parahumans

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In some countries, it is allowed to live on a boat. These house boats are called "houseboats," and they are quite a bit different from our more conventional housedirts. For instance, there is an internal-combustion engine in the basement. Wait, that's not different from my place at all.

For as long as I could remember, I've always wanted to at least sleep on a houseboat. In my country, we have lots of water, but none of it is in the province where I live, which is a flat hellscape devoid of all features except for white supremacy and a guy who incessantly honks whenever a hockey team scores a goal. It's not clear where his allegiances lie, but that is not the point of this story. The point is: I wanted a houseboat. So I snuck onto the airport runway and hid in the landing gear bay of a 747, hoping that it would take me somewhere that boats are also very mildewy-smelling houses.

As I rode there, alternately taking huffs of oxygen to stay alive, and glugs of off-brand Sichuan-knockoff not-Huy-Fung to stay warm, I thought about the downsides of the floating home lifestyle. For one thing, you'd be constantly trying to deal with leaks, and those leaks are quite a bit more serious than "spray Flex Seal on it and stop thinking about it" in a conventional home. My mind wandered a bit as the oxygen started to deplete, and then it struck me. I realized to no small amount of horror that the problem with houseboats is that there's no garage. If you want to park your car at your house, you simply can't.

This disgusting, deviant lifestyle had lured me across the world, all for nothing. Things kept getting worse for houseboats the longer I thought about it. If there was no lawn, I couldn't park a car on the lawn. If I couldn't park a car on the lawn, I couldn't park forty cars on the lawn. What would even be the point of living?

It all worked out in the end, because once the plane landed, I got to spend some time in Dutch prison before my deportation. Besides being prettier and better appointed than my actual home, it was also a houseboat. Well, prisonboat. I got a chance to try out this new, interesting way of living, and I didn't have to give up even a single shitty car to do it. Plus, one of my fellow prisoners explained to me that you can park a whole lot of bicycles in a houseboat. He was arrested for trying to ramp a BMX off of the forehead of a police officer while demanding the government turn a major highway into a bike racetrack. I think we might be related.

#GSFDGHJKBMVCGXFDZD #writing

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watching anime is literally the easiest thing ever and yet i even put that off

#god. yeah #you know this all too well about me

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OVERHATED CHARACTERS POLL: Eurus Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

Feel free to explain your position in the comments or tags, but any harassment, over-the-top fighting, or personal attacks will result in you being blocked. Do not attack real people, be they fans or creators, over fictional characters.

#near-pathologically fascinated by her from ages 15-17. she deserves more hate #SMARTNESS HYPNOSIS. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN SMARTNESS HYPNOSIS #WHAT THE FUUUUUCK #my least favourite favourite & favourite least favourite character #in hindsight she reminds me of the attempts at power-dynamic reversal in ward that fell flat #what if the involuntarily committed child patient secretly controlled the asylum & abused the workers & conducted unethical experiments #... #believe that is called a 'world of pudding premise' #eurus holmes #i feel for the Character so bad (though she still deserves hate yknow) but as a piece of writing? can't fix this one GOD HAVE I TRIED

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The thing that gets me about cauldron is that you can concede, like. A lot of Moral ground to them and then still want them tried and punished for, like. Moral pocket change. For example, take Sveta. Call me bugnuts crazy but I have this sneaking sense that there were, maybe, potentially, just possibly, better case 53s to release into the wild than the, uh, indestructible involuntary cannibal. Who involuntarily cannibalized… what, several hundred people? Hmm. Like, say for sake of argument you concede the broad “release deviants as a smokescreen” plan. It just, you know, occurs to me that maybe you could have released the guy who made things softer with his power? Or anyone, really? This is like the moral equivalent of getting Al Capone on his tax evasion but yeah, there’s a lot of individual acts of fuckery like that you can’t possibly sell me under the broad utilitarian argument. Because they’re just so dumb

#cauldron is so funny they're literally just doing shit #ALWAYS fucking doing shit #SELLING BRICKS OF COCAINE JSJSJSKCNKVM #gotta admit they'd be like top 3 in my bets on Parts Of Worm That Wildbow Made Up As He Went #which like. no shade that's how writing works #but it does contrast with the more tied-together story & setting elements #the entities were clearly planned. taylor has a fantastically coherent character arc. cauldron is Just Fucking Doing Shit #cauldron #parahumans

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it would actually be really funny if you pushed a random person off a yacht on a yacht party. hopefully i'll social climb to this situation someday

#uriel clements #reboot.exe #it WAS kind of sort of funny. in hindsight

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Weevils are curious

creatures of furious

hunger for baby oak fuel;

They drill through the surface

of acorns with purpose,

frackers with snouts as their tool.

#woe! puns be upon ye

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READ MY WEBTOON

#READ THEIR WEBTOON!!

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4D immersive claw reading experience (head ache)

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Frankly, NONE of these Zelda dungeons are all that accessible for the disabled.

#oooh #interesting! #writing #game design

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sayeon serves justice on a plate. the food is rotting and her hands are bloody.

#sayeon lee #AUGHHHG #hand jumper

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prick with fork sprinkle with salt wrap in extra strength NASA-innovated aluminum foil and LAUNCH BABEY!!!

A potato

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after years of jokes about Taylor "Babyshooter" Herbert, Wildbow has finally made her complete opposite in Mia "Is anyone gonna raise that kid? too late it's mine" Claw

#clawblr #claw web serial

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My Regent crown has finally arrived.

I'm in a melancholic mood now. However, this is quite suitable for a lullaby.

#puppet boy!!! #looks awesome! #I love how eerily still you are (except for the crown) #cosplay #alec vasil #parahumans

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Here it is folks:

My definitive ranking of my least favorite bodies of water! These are ranked from least to most scary (1/10 is okay, 10/10 gives me nightmares). I’m sorry this post is long, I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about this.

The Great Blue Hole, Belize

I’ve been here! I have snorkeled over this thing! It is terrifying! The water around the hole is so shallow you can’t even swim over the coral without bumping it, and then there’s a little slope down, and then it just fucking drops off into the abyss! When you’re over the hole the water temperature drops like 10 degrees and it’s midnight blue even when you’re right by the surface. Anyway. The Great Blue Hole is a massive underwater cave, and its roughly 410 feet deep. Overall, it’s a relatively safe area to swim. It’s a popular tourist attraction and recreational divers can even go down and explore some of the caves. People do die at the Blue Hole, but it is generally from a lack of diving experience rather than anything sinister going on down in the depths. My rating for this one is 1/10 because I’ve been here and although it’s kinda freaky it’s really not that bad.

Lake Baikal, Russia

When I want to give myself a scare I look at the depth diagram of this lake. It’s so deep because it’s not a regular lake, it’s a Rift Valley, A massive crack in the earth’s crust where the continental plates are pulling apart. It’s over 5,000 feet deep and contains one-fifth of all freshwater on Earth. Luckily, its not any more deadly than a normal lake. It just happens to be very, very, freakishly deep. My rating for this lake is a 2/10 because I really hate looking at the depth charts but just looking at the lake itself isn’t that scary.

Jacob’s Well, Texas

This “well” is actually the opening to an underwater cave system. It’s roughly 120 feet deep, surrounded by very shallow water. This area is safe to swim in, but diving into the well can be deadly. The cave system below has false exits and narrow passages, resulting in multiple divers getting trapped and dying. My rating is a 3/10, because although I hate seeing that drop into the abyss it’s a pretty safe place to swim as long as you don’t go down into the cave (which I sure as shit won’t).

The Devil’s Kettle, Minnesota

This is an area in the Brule River where half the river just disappears. It literally falls into a hole and is never seen again. Scientists have dropped in dye, ping pong balls, and other things to try and figure out where it goes, and the things they drop in never resurface. Rating is 4/10 because Sometimes I worry I’m going to fall into it.

Flathead Lake, Montana

Everyone has probably seen this picture accompanied by a description about how this lake is actually hundreds of feet deep but just looks shallow because the water is so clear. If that were the case, this would definitely rank higher, but that claim is mostly bull. Look at the shadow of the raft. If it were hundreds of feet deep, the shadow would look like a tiny speck. Flathead lake does get very deep, but the spot the picture was taken in is fairly shallow. You can’t see the bottom in the deep parts. However, having freakishly clear water means you can see exactly where the sandy bottom drops off into blackness, so this still ranks a 5/10.

The Lower Congo River, multiple countries

Most of the Congo is a pretty normal, if large, River. In the lower section of it, however, lurks a disturbing surprise: massive underwater canyons that plunge down to 720 feet. The fish that live down there resemble cave fish, having no color, no eyes, and special sensory organs to find their way in the dark. These canyons are so sheer that they create massive rapids, wild currents and vortexes that can very easily kill you if you fall in. A solid 6/10, would not go there.

Little Crater Lake, Oregon

On first glance this lake doesn’t look too scary. It ranks this high because I really don’t like the sheer drop off and how clear it is (because it shows you exactly how deep it goes). This lake is about 100 feet across and 45 feet deep, and I strongly feel that this is too deep for such a small lake. Also, the water is freezing, and if you fall into the lake your muscles will seize up and you’ll sink and drown. I don’t like that either. 7/10.

Grand Turk 7,000 ft drop off

No. 8/10. I hate it.

Gulf of Corryvreckan, Scotland

Due to a quirk in the sea floor, there is a permanent whirlpool here. This isn’t one of those things that looks scary but actually won’t hurt you, either. It absolutely will suck you down if you get too close. Scientists threw a mannequin with a depth gauge into it and when it was recovered the gauge showed it went down to over 600 feet. If you fall into this whirlpool you will die. 9/10 because this seems like something that should only be in movies.

The Bolton Strid, England

This looks like an adorable little creek in the English countryside but it’s not. Its really not. Statistically speaking, this is the most deadly body of water in the world. It has a 100% mortality rate. There is no recorded case of anyone falling into this river and coming out alive. This is because, a little ways upstream, this isn’t a cute little creek. It’s the River Wharfe, a river approximately 30 feet wide. This river is forced through a tiny crack in the earth, essentially turning it on its side. Now, instead of being 30 feet wide and 6 feet deep, it’s 6 feet wide and 30 feet deep (estimated, because no one actually knows how deep the Strid is). The currents are deadly fast. The banks are extremely undercut and the river has created caves, tunnels and holes for things (like bodies) to get trapped in. The innocent appearance of the Strid makes this place a death trap, because people assume it’s only knee-deep and step in to never be seen again. I hate this river. I have nightmares about it. I will never go to England just because I don’t want to be in the same country as this people-swallowing stream. 10/10, I live in constant fear of this place.

Honorable mention: The Quarry, Pennsylvania

I don’t know if that’s it’s actual name. This lake gets an honorable mention not because it’s particularly deep or dangerous, but it’s where I almost drowned during a scuba diving accident.

Edit: I’ve looked up the name of the quarry, it’s called Crusty’s Quarry and is privately owned and only used for training purposes, not recreational diving.

#WHOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH #hell yeah #worldbuilding #inspo #holys hit #i knew about a few but the others sound so cool (and unnerving)

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4D immersive claw reading experience (head ache)

#clawblr #claw web serial

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i actually am mad that the sun sets so late now because i don't think it should be light out when it's still 8pm. it convinces you that you have plany off time when in fact you don't have plany off time at all and it's still 8pm. i think it should get dark at precisely 6:20pm every single day

#YEASSSS #grew up in the subtropics & my first summer with seasons was so scary #the night is going away!! #soon it will stabilise :) #the night is going away. #the niyght is. the . #surely... any time now... #it's so blue. it looks hungry. #WHEN WILL IT STOP? #what happens if it doesn't stop? will the day wrap around on itself?? #i'm gonna fall into the sky. #i think spacetime might implode