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[School Au]

Upa slams his hand on his desk:- This is bullshit!

Kiji:-You can take that language-

Kiji:-Straight to detention!

Kiji:-Anyone else!?

-Silence-

Nico:-....

Nico:-*Throws his book out of his desk*

Nico:-M....

Nico:-Motherfucker!

Kiji givin up:- Ok-

#nanbaka #source: tiktok #nanbaka upa #nanbaka nico #nanbaka kiji #mitsuba kiji

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Kiji:-You can't ride a motorcycle with three people on it you morons!

Kokoriki:-Three?

Rokuriki/Youriki:-....

Kokoriki:-HOUDZUKI FELL OFF!?!?!

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka daisen brothers #nanbaka kiji #nanbaka rokuriki #nanbaka kokoriki #nanbaka youriki #nanbaka houdzuki

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Uno:-Rock, I need to talk to you

Rock stops what he's doing and looks at him:- Uh, what's up?

Uno:-You remember when we had sex?

Rock:-Eh- No

Uno:-Well something happend

Rock:-We did not had sex-

Uno:-Im with child

Uno points behind him:-This child

Jyugo:-Nice to meet you daddy

Rock:-Uh- ok no- don't like that

Rock:-How old is him?

Jyugo:-16

Uno:-16

Rock:-What happend after we had-

Rock:-DID NOT have sex?

Rock:-That's not-

Uno:-Well- I took plan B and then

Uno:-I adopted him

Uno:-Teen pregnancy is cool

Rock:-You're a man! You can't get pregnant!

Rock:-We didn't even had sex!

Uno raises a hand snapping his fingers:-You don't get to say that, no uterus no opinion

Uno:-You don't understand what I went through!

Rock:-You went through a long and impossible for us legal process to adopt a full grown adult

Rock:-Which btw takes years to do

Uno:-I don't undestand because-

Jyugo touches Uno's shoulder:- Do you have games?

Uno looks at him:-Do you not have a phone?

Uno looks at Rock concernd:-Did I get one of the freaking poor ones?

Uno:-I'm keeping it!

Rock:-Don- don't call him 'It'!

Jyugo about to shake Rock's hand:- Jyugo, daddy

Rock:-Ok-

Uno:-I love him and I owe him!

Rock:-Nope, that's not-

Uno:-You can either stay in the picture-!

Uno:-Or you can leave!

Rock:-Ok yeah

Rock:-100% going to leave

Uno:-I don't understand, we had sex

Rock:-We did not have se-

Uno clapping his hands:-that's it! Bodily agreement!

Uno:-Now we have a child

Uno:-He' 17

Jyugo:-16

Uno:-16

Uno whispering to Rock:-I ment to adopt a dog-

Uno:-But you know me and like computers and files-

Uno:-And I just get confuse and they are all the same to me

Uno:-I messed up!

Uno:-And im owning up to that so

Uno:-Now we have a kid

Jyugo pulling Uno's shirt:-Can we go to ta****?

Uno:-Get the fuck off me!

Jyugo:-You're a bitch

#nanbaka #source: tiktok #nanbaka rock #nanbaka uno #nanbaka jyugo

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Upa:-If I feel an emotion one more time, i'm going to snap

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka upa

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Rock:-Agh, shit!

Uno:-What happend?

Rock:-The printer broke when I was making invitations to Jyugo's birthday party

Nico:-So, what does it say instead?

Rock:-Jyugo's bi

Nico:

Uno:

Uno:-Works either way

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka rock #nanbaka uno #nanbaka nico #nanbaka jyugo

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[Building 5 in one of their 'family nights']

Inori:-What is the thinnest layer of the earth called?

Qi:-The foreskin

Upa:-

Samon:-

Liang:-

Liang:-The thinnest layer of the earth?

Inori:-Correct

Liang:-Oh, thank you

Liang looking at his cellmates with a smug grin:- I got a point

Upa:-

Samon:-Sorry?

Qi:-No- wait- What!?

Inori:-I was just clarifying-!

Liang, now confuse:- I got correct!

#nanbaka #source: tiktok #nanbaka upa #nanbaka liang #nanbaka qi #nanbaka samon #nanbaka inori #found family #building 5

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WHY CANT I FIND A FANFIC WHERE SUN WUKONG IS A FUKING BOTTOM WITHOUT BEING TRANS OR NON-BINARY-

I JUST WANT A MALE TO BE PEGGED BY ANOTHER MALE

DICK X DICK

FUUUCK

If I want one so bad, I should write one-

IM NOT GOING TO FINISH IT BECAUSE I KNOW IM GONNA GET BORED-

Im not transphobic or whatever-

Just hate when they just keep saying that wukong was a girl in the past and bla, bla

Im well aware that everyone can write whatever they want, express themselfs and thats ok

I just personally don't like how they change their personality-

Also dont like bottom macaque-

For me Macaque has this- top energy

Past macaque had this submissive vibe- but present Macaque is a fucking top now, fight me.

And hate.

HATE

When SOME people act like Macaque is the only fucking victim when it comes to the past.

They're both at fault.

And they should apologize, obviously.

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Have a great day- just wanted to throw a tanturn....again-

#Lmk #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #shadowpeach #rant

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Rock:-Truth or dare

Liang:-Truth

Rock:-I dare you to make up with me!

Liang sitting on Rock's lap:- You better believe i'm not here to lose

Honey:-

Honey:-He didn't even choose dare

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka liang #nanbaka rock #nanbaka honey #Im At It Again #gei babis

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Uno:-What are you, 12?!

Honey:-On a scale from 1 to 10, yes

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka uno #nanbaka honey

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Rock, dramatically flopping onto Liang's lap:- Liang, tell me i'm pretty

Liang, smiling lovingly:- Your pretty fucking annoying is what you are

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka liang #nanbaka rock #gay #6902

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Uno:-Good morning everyone!

Uno:-God has let me live for another day

Uno:-And i'm about to make it everyone's problem

#nanbaka #nanbaka uno

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[Headcanon]

Samon started to consider putting Upa on a leash, not because he was misbehaving, but because Samon would lose him very easy.

Definetly not because he forgot to look down

#nanbaka #nanbaka samon #headcanon

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Musashi:-I just really like him and don't know what to say to him

Jyugo:-Just go talk to him, go talk to him

Musashi:-And what? Just say anything?

-Jyugo nods-

Musashi:-Okay

-Musashi walks up to Qi, the other turning around and looking at him-

Musashi:-Your ass makes me forget about my death parents

Qi:-

Jyugo:-

#nanbaka #nanbaka qi #nanbaka jyugo #nanbaka musashi

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Hajime after a whole day capturing cell 13:-JUST SHUT UP!!

Hajime:-Im gonna kill the next person I fucking see I swear to Go-

Hitoshi entering with a bright smile:- Hello! Hi! Im so happy to see you big brother!

Hajime looks at him:-Heey, hi...

Cell 13:-*Wheezing*

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka jyugo #nanbaka nico #nanbaka uno #nanbaka rock #nanbaka hitoshi #nanbaka hajime

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[Taiga while visiting building 5]

Taiga:-Im visiting my co-worker and-

Taiga grabs Upa like a kitten:- look at how tiny this motherfucker is-

Taiga:- It's just fucking- the littlest piece of shit I have ever seen

Taiga:-And I have no idea what his name is ._.

#nanbaka #incorrect quotes #nanbaka upa #nanbaka samon #nanbaka taiga

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[Headcanon Liang]

-After the building five fiasco he, feeling hella weak, used to skip meals because of training and extra work he forced himself into, until one day when he passed out infront of his cellmates and Rock. The three of them got worried and angry at him; since then he never missed a meal again.

-Was sexually abused several times in the underworld, smacking or hitting anyone who touches him as a reflex

#nanbaka #nanbaka liang #liang #angst #past eating disorder #headcanon

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Uno:-I think you're the most jealous man I know

Jyugo:-You know other men?

Uno looks at jyugo:-

Uno:-Jyugo we live in a male pris-

#incorrect quotes #nanbaka #nanbaka uno #nanbaka jyugo