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I’m contractually obligated to draw lup in pretty dresses or they’ll make me eat old food

#taz #balance #lupita......... hi <33333333

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i think minkowski from wolf 359 should have been captain of a doomed whaling vessel in the 1820s. i think she would have been very good at that

#wolf 359 #minkowski #THIS IS SO REAL

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Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

#tma #i hate this podcast

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Hephaestus cover is finished!!!🙌🙌🙌

#wolf 359 #WOAHHHHH THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

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jacobi only coming out so he could make a joke about it was iconic and i love him for it

#wolf 359 #jacobi #still best gay rep i've ever seen

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He literally deserves the world

#tma #I LOVE HIM :(

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finally hit s5 and they're funny

#tma #S5 JONMARTIN YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS #funniest couple ever

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ok 1) Sir look at your audience XD 2) from the guy who said Jared was the hottest guy in TMA

#tma #jonny's tweet legit makes me giggle every time

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#taz #balance #HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL

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genome THIS (pleag. it would make me happy):

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

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#tma #this is beautiful

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Fuck it. Taako fancam.

#taz #balance #THIS IS SO GOOD

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[holds them gently] i offer.. blupjeans....

#taz #balance #OUGGHGHGHGH THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME

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#podcasts #audiodramas #hello from the magic tavern #wolf 359 #wooden overcoats #dndads #dungeons and daddies #tma #the magnus archives #wtnv #welcome to night vale

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average travis player character: some sort of guy with backstory happenings of various levels of tragedy

average clint player character: old man with a mischievous streak (always on the verge of death)

average griffin player character: lil guy with impostor syndrome and trying SO hard

average justin player character: the weirdest person anyone has ever heard of, ever

#taz #SO true

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punk’s not dead, she’s actually a lich

#taz #balance #miss lup 😳 hiii #i love her so much she's so cool

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W-what… what if w-we… k..kkissed….and h-hweld hh h ands

#tma #they look like lesbians (compliment) #also i love your style op

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Something I love about Jon Sims is that if you went back in time and told him during season 1 that in a couple years he would fall in love with Martin Blackwood and become the omniscient god of the apocalypse who feeds on fear, he would 100% be more concerned about the Martin part of that sentence.

#tma #PLEASE #i love this guy #he's so failoser. jonathan sims i miss you every day