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Andy: Do you always cry when you cut onions?

Booker: Yeah, but not because of the onions.

Andy: Are... Are you okay?

Booker: Yeah, yeah, no, I’m fine.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #sebastian le livre #andromache the scythian #Booker #Andy #source: memeulous #this was funnier in my head tbh

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Yusuf, crafting armour: I'm gonna make you one of these too, just so you don't die as much.

Andromache: I won't die at all.

Yusuf: That's a nice thought.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #yusuf al kaysani #andromache the scythian #source: call me kevin #source: rtgame

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Booker: I'm sorry.

Joe: You're not.

Booker: I didn't know what I was doing!

Joe: Well, I believe that part.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #sebastian le livre #yusuf al kaysani #Joe #Booker #source: call me kevin #source: jacksepticeye

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[The Guard playing D&D]

Andy: Right, had I not rolled a THREE!

Nile: I know, I know. It's okay. It happens.

Joe, mumbling: A lot...

Andy, to Nicky: I will fucking PIMP SLAP you!

Nicky: I didn't say..?!

Booker, pointing to Joe: It was HIM!

Nicky: I'm just over here, minding my business, worrying about my doomed campaign...

Andy: I'm SORRY. The shade is just normally from you.

Andy: You know you've deserved it at some point in your time.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #andromache the scythian #nile freeman #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #sebastian le livre #Andy #Nile #Joe #Nicky #Booker #source: critical role

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Therapist: Andy, can I give you some advice?

Andy: Absolutely not.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #andromache the scythian #Andy #kingauthor #A little bit of the Guard goes to therapy for you! #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

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heyyyy so everyone’s been nice so asks and submissions are open now lol

also, quick update; i have been back to work after being furloughed for six months, hence why updates are a little spotty!

thanks for all being so patient

xoxo

#source: it me

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Quynh: The bonus about being on a team with me is that people can't read me, because I can't read myself. I'm a loose canon.

Andy: You're illiterate!

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #Quynh #andromache the scythian #andy x quynh #quynh x andy #Andy #source: call me kevin

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Nile @ Nicky, who challenged her in Uno: Nicky, why?!

Nicky: Why are you not you calling it before you play the card?!

Nile: I'm testing if you're really a nice person, or if it's all some façade you've built up over the years.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #nile freeman #nicolo di genova #Nile #Nicky #source: call me kevin #source: jacksepticeye

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Yusuf: Hi there, name's Yusuf.

Nicolo: Oh, shoot, now I’m gay.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #kaysanova #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #source: two broke girls

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Joe: You have beautiful eyes.

Nicky: Thanks, I need them to see.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #kaysanova #source: bob's burgers

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Nicky: You need to react when people cry.

Andy: I did. I rolled my eyes.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #nicolo di genova #andromache the scythian #Nicky #Andy #source: two broke girls

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Andy: That's what family is!

Andy: People who hate you but can't kill you!

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #andromache the scythian #Andy #source: two broke girls

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Andy: [about Joe and Quynh] How dumb do they think we are?

Nicky: Sometimes Joe leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #kaysanova #andy x quynh #quynh x andy #andromache the scythian #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #Quynh #Andy #Nicky #Joe #source: modern family

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Nile: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Andy: You know, I'm not really a jewellery person.

Nile: You don't have to wear it.

Andy: No, I'm gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #nile freeman #andromache the scythian #Nile #Andy #source: bob's burgers

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Quynh: Oh, you're eating cake right out of the box. That's not a good sign.

Booker: I could be celebrating a victory.

Quynh: Are you?

Booker: ... No.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #Quynh #sebastian le livre #Booker #source: santa clarita diet

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Nile: Come on, let’s leave this pub before you do something else you’ll regret.

Andy: No, I don’t want to go home! They talk too much about feelings there.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #nile freeman #andromache the scythian #Nile #Andy #source: grace and frankie

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Joe: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Nicky: I don’t know, how are yo-

Nile, from across the room: I’m great, thanks.

#the old guard #incorrect old guard #kaysanova #yusuf al kaysani #nicolo di genova #nile freeman #Joe #Nicky #Nile #source: unknown