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onaa-ohokthen · 2 hours
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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onaa-ohokthen · 4 hours
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"This Pon Farr could've been an email" - @bagginsgotdabooty
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onaa-ohokthen · 4 hours
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Turns out cleaning that takes 4 hours when two people do it takes 8+ hours when done alone.
Who'd have thunk
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onaa-ohokthen · 9 hours
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I have nothing to add here other than to note that McWorther, interesting linguist though he may me, has a history of bad takes and has already raged against "cancel culture" once (no, people are distancing themselves from you because you are cringe, not because you're thought policed) so this is hardly surprising.
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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onaa-ohokthen · 10 hours
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Why is partner (who is otherwise extremely online) suddenly using emoji like a boomer?
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onaa-ohokthen · 12 hours
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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)
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onaa-ohokthen · 12 hours
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"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu
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onaa-ohokthen · 1 day
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I'm eating a very delicious mango cake slice from the store, but you know what would make it even more delicious? If it was a tres leches cake.
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onaa-ohokthen · 1 day
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Episode 7 of Keep It Steady is here!
Summary: An important conversation in the dark
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This episode features: Kay Watson as Morning Announcements Matthew Sabido as Zach Chris Rivera as Gabe  Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Marie Directed by Rachel Mackenzie Kellum Production coordination by Michaela Whatnall Sound effects by Phoebe Izzard Davey Audio mixing by Rebecca Lynn Written by Jessica Best Zach’s narration music is by Chiron Star. Closing credits music is by Jessica Best, and arranged, performed, and produced by Chiron Star
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onaa-ohokthen · 2 days
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New keep it steady episode out
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
New keep it steady episode is out!
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onaa-ohokthen · 2 days
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since there’s a new pulley book out now…
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onaa-ohokthen · 2 days
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Attention Natasha Pulley fandom, lighthouse for sale:
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0-Smith-Point-Rd-Reedville-VA-22539/2105733490_zpid/
@thenatashapulleyuniverse
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onaa-ohokthen · 2 days
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The current protein panic (am I getting enough protein? Is my child getting enough protein? Am I going to die unless I eat sixteen kilos of protein per day???) is so weird to me, because the average non-athlete American gets something like twice their daily need of protein daily from just eating a crapton of dead animals but less than 50% of their fiber need. I'm struggling to get my fiber, and I eat fruit and veg with every meal + a smoothie and fiber supplements most days, while I hear a lot of people say they don't even eat fruit every day.
Worry less about protein; unless you're an athlete or a vegan who hates beans, you're probably fine. Worry more about fiber.
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onaa-ohokthen · 3 days
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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to
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onaa-ohokthen · 3 days
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Because my coworker was horrified when I made a joke about this, let me clarify that the tdap vaccine doesn't normally paralyze it or anything, the biceps soreness is just so bad that movement and pressure hurts too much
Ten hours since tdap vaccine and I'm still not unable to move my arm. Sus.
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YA novel covers
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