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How life feel when you let yourself enjoy ship content of pairings you don't personally ship instead of getting pissy about it

#yes ik i publically dunked on a ship on tiktok a while ago i was in a sour mood im sorry #i've grown and changed guys okay #like yeah go off dude thats awesome #shipping is supposed to be fun guys

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Silverborn releasing the day before my birthday is such a banger move from Jessica thanks girl

200 days until Silverborn! 🎉🎉🎉

#nevermoor #silverborn #nevermoor silverborn

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When someone says you had to be there yk it was a banger event, like damn that shit was beyond the scope of words dude i get it now

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When I was like 9 or 10 I wrote a my little pony story about my OC named fucking lemon sparkles or something like that getting her cutie mark, which I then showed to my mother. She was impressed with how good my english was (I was a chronically online swedish kid) and asked if she could post it on Facebook. I was a fucking IDIOT and agreed, so theres a good chance several of my family members have read (and 100% have access to) my old MLP fanfic.

#i die a bit every time this crosses my mind #mlp #fanfic

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STEVEN UNIVERSE IS SO DEAR TO ME ☹️☹️ IT MEANS SM. IDC WHAT YOU SAY I LOVE IT ALL. I LOVE FUTURE. ITS ALL SO IMPORTANT TO ME

#steven universe #su #AGHHHH #IT ACHES

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Sorry guys Im cringe. Not being cringe, just intrinsically cringe as a person. I've come to terms with that and I think some of you guys should too.

#i may be cringe but i am free #i am happy #no longer am i shackled by the bounds of what is and isn't cool

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This is a true story!! I was there, and the barista offered everyone free warm milk afterwards. I think they got to keep their job too, if I remember right, since their boss thought it was so badass.

This might sound fake but I assure you, my life is stranger than fiction.

Me, minding my own beeswax: I’ll get a large warm milk please!

Some guy: *under his breath* Warm milk? Get a life.. they don’t even sell that here

Barista: Actually yeah we do sell warm milk, does that bother you?

Some guy: *Rolls eyes* imagine actually drinking that

Me: I don’t have to imagine *grabs my warm milk and takes a good sassy swig*

The guy: *Notices my ace pin* Oh so you’re an aceggot? So you just don’t get laid? That figures

Me: Yup, I’m a proud “aceggot” and that has nothing to do with my preferences in beverages

Woman behind me: Did you seriously just call that person an aceggot? What kind of world are we living in!?

Me: Yep, I’m used to it though.. That’s what you get for being openly asexual it seems!

The guy: I’m literally a gay man and I won’t let you Jesus freak aces shame me for having gay s*x, people like you are hurting my community. I’m gonna go have S*X with my boyfriend

Me: Uhhhh buddy you were the one shaming me for buying warm milk and now you’re shoving the image of s*x down a sex repulsed ace’s throat… Not a good look. And yes, I’m a proud Jesus freak!

Woman: I’ve been an out asexual woman since the 80s and let me tell you, mr. Gay, we have done nothing but further acceptance for your community and carry your community on our backs.

Me: You have the nerve to talk down to an asexual elder? Really?

Barista: *Throws water on the bigoted guy*

Barista: Well… I might lose my job for this but at least I can say it was worth it

Me: *picks up my warm milk and pours it on his head*

Bigot: I HATE ASEXUALS AND ASEXUALITY. YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.

Me: *loudly and proudly* Another warm milk please, on the house! I think I’m owed it

Barista: You know it!

Bigot: *storms out crying*

#one warm milk please! #proud to call myself a warm milk acegott #i dont think this is the original poster but tiktok sent me into a warm milk asexual rabbit hole and i had to find a version on here

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My dad bought a massive chocolate ball and it's so funny

Like why would you ever need such a sizeable ball of chocolate?? It is purely for the fun of it.

#banana for scale #chocolate balls #my dad is unhinged

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Not feeling anxious for once and you can't tell if you've completely dissociated or are just acting like a regular person

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Mfs will have one bad day and convince themselves that they lost all their progress

#once again i am mfs #is this relatable

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I understand why violence happens, but I don't understand why it has to happen if ykwim??

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Its important to sit down every now and then and ask yourself what you know about rolling down in the deep

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Happy birthday to Eren Jaeger and also happy easter :3

#aot

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Im so emotional bro I have like a 5 day streak of crying rn. The world is just so horrible and beautiful idk what to make of it except tears

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Its so weird watching a random youtube video from someone with a special name for their fanbase, like Im 3 seconds in and this guy I dont even know just said "Hey my bowl of cereal" to me

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I consider you my friend (I have listened to your voice for hours and haven't tired. We could talk about the same thing a hundred times, until I memorize your opinion on it, that would be okay. I have spent so much time in your presence, and still I wish to see you more.)

#i love my friends #so incredibly much

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Realizing they genuinely cannot force me to try at school. Like if I stop trying at all (which is looking more tempting by the day) nobody can stop me.