I'm still trying to make sense of a dream I had last night where I met a female celebrity, might have been Beyonce, and she was going to have a child and she left me to babysit it but it was an egg and while I was walking home the egg hatched and it was a baby bird but as it dried out and grew a bit as I walked home it became a salamander
Pretty sure furries arent real, and my only instances with them have been figments of my imagination - ever since the fateful day that sports mascot kicked my ass for missing that basketball shot, I’ve become hyper-aware to the point of delusion.