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#eddie: interesting...

#only peripherally involved with this show right now (i expect that will change very shortly as it continues to be on my feed) #but this is objectively the funniest face he could have possibly pulled in reaction to that information #literally goes WORD????

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eddie doodle. literally haven't even met him in the show yet and i'm doodling his ass

#911 #eddie diaz

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marvel’s spider-man 2 ~ harry osborn [icons 2/3]

developer: insomniac games

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happy 4.20 to peter parker’s three weedsmoking girlfriends

#HDKSBDKSDBSJDBSKD

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todays lunch break squiggles. pete needs a haircut

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Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

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QUICK what are parksbornson learning on duolingo

#personally I think #harry spanish #MJ russian or symkarian #pete mandarin

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i like to think that since harry took AP art he must have so many silly sketches of his friends. little candid things of them at a lunch table or having a picnic. sat in the bleachers doodling MJ on the pitch at soccer practice

#harry osborn #1048 headcanons #insomniac spider man #spider man 2 ps5

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so compelled by the potential of the insomniac norman-harry father-son dynamic. my son hates my politics and owes everything to it. i don't have time for him because i'm busy making the world for him. i've killed for him and he'll never forgive me. he is my greatest experiment. he is my wife's urn. he has my hair and his mother's illness

#harry osborn #norman osborn #insomniac spider man #spider man 2 ps5

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mario kart with the three musketeers

#had literally 15 minutes to fart this out at work hence why it sucks total ass. #but you get the picture. if anyone wants to remake this prompt and do it better ur very welcome #🎨 #parksbornson #mj watson #harry osborn #peter parker #1048 headcanons #spider-man

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i should clarify the symbiote doesn't turn you into a gigantic homosexual. that's just harry osborn he's always been like this. what it DOES is give him the enhanced vision that facilitates this queening out at such unprecedented measures

more evidence that the symbiote turns you into a gigantic homosexual. ok girl

#breaking the cuntometer as well as the muscle-up

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thinking about harry playing hamlet in a school play

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what if your DAD SUCKED and your MOM DIED and you GOT SICK and your treatment was EVIL GOO and you were a MASSIVE HOMOSEXUAL

#harry osborn #insomniac spider man #spider man 2 ps5

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not a parksborn guy myself but im surprised i havent seen more posts about harry wearing an identical blue puffer jacket to the one pete wears in the high school flashback. like on top of tracking down pete's old bike (?!?!?) and buying it back for him. why are you cosplaying as your best friend ten years ago