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don and topher trying to get dakota to wear that ugly-ass green windcheater to match with them for a family photo

She wishes her dad picked a better outfit to use as his trademark

#dakota's eyes scream 'help me #total drama #total drama don #td don #total drama topher #td topher #total drama dakota #td dakota #reblog

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More scooby doo Team Chris au, but smt is a bit different…

#I love this mix up so much #I think it's the Alejandro in the robot that's sending me the most #total drama #team cirrrrh #total drama au #total drama noah #td noah #total drama owen #td owen #total drama duncan #td duncan #total drama alejandro #td alejandro #total drama izzy #td izzy #total drama tyler #td tyler #team chris is really really really really hot #reblog

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ok, hear me out. We all know Noah wasn’t in action, but if he was, I DESPERATELY want to know what p!noah’s superhero costume thing would be, and what it would be called.

Suggested this idea to the server, and the wonderful @perpetualexistence offered the idea of p!Noah technically complying to the ruleset of the challenge by offering up his superhero persona; Hyde, the invisible hero.

Which is just Noah's convoluted way of not dressing up at all. Instead, he sits backstage and projects his voice to where he's "supposed" to be. It's an idea born from equal parts ingenuity and laziness, which fits Noah to a tee!

And it's pretty symbolic of p!Noah's role in the show; his whole deal is hiding in the background and floating his way through the competition, practically invisible to the people around him, whilst being glaringly obvious to the audience (thanks to both his pranks with Izzy and his other antics).

It's also a nice nod to Jekyll and Hyde. You know, the story about a man who divides himself into two distinct personalities; one the fair-mannered and socially acceptable Doctor Jekyll, and the other the self-indulgent vice-seeking Mister Hyde. (And then eventually succumbs to the draw of his self-indulgent personality and commits suicide before he loses the "proper" part of himself.) It's a really good comparison to p!Noah, who also hides his wilder nature and instinctive drive to thrill-seek behind the personality of an apathetic bookworm. There's parallels there.

Of course, Noah wouldn't explain any of that to the judges- or, well, just Chris- in this hypothetical scenario, since it's put his tumultuous façade into jeopardy.

I imagine Chris would give him some points for originality, and then immediately revoke them due to "lack of effort". Then, when asked to give an example of his power, Noah would grab at his ankle from under the table or something- since this is p!Noah, who's intrinsically a little shit and would never pass up on an oppertunity to scare the daylights out of someone. Over all, he'd probably get a mediocre score in the "super model" portion of the challenge.

As for the obstacle course? Well. Since he's "invisible", there'd be no way for Chris to verify how quickly he completes the course- if he does at all.

Spoiler, he doesn't. At the start of the challenge he hides himself somewhere nearby and tries to play off his non-participation as his "invisibility". It doesn't work. Noah's not very torn up about it.

#wooo i love this idea coming into fruition! #psycho!noah au #total drama #total drama noah #td noah #reblog

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Fun Altered Arrangements fact !

Noah is significantly shorter than Heather and Lindsay, and they won't shut up about it;

Noah: Can you please try and see this from my perspective ? Heather: *chrouches* Noah: ... Noah: Fuck you.

Bridgette: You gotta learn to appreciate the little things in life. Lindsay: But I already appreciate Noah. Noah: Girl-

#altered arrangements au #td heather #td lindsay #td noah #noah deserves to be bullied a bit #as a treat #reblog

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mike polycule is just a sitcom named "our boyfriend is so fucking weird and not because of his mental illness he is just built like that" the guy is immune to AVOIDING getting into Situations

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this is kind of off topic and I don’t know why your post made me think of this specifically but you know that tumblr trend of “clown husbandry” where people would write out these giant posts about adopting and taking care of clowns and also start fake discourse? i wanna start mike husbandry

“friendly reminder that mikes are social creatures! you need to adopt AT LEAST either a zoey or a scott for enrichment. don’t be alarmed if your mike and scott start fighting, this is enrichment for both of them! if you’re a beginner at raising mikes i’d suggest getting a zoey for them instead as their behaviors are easier to manage for beginners”

“hey is it okay to feed my mike freezer waffles instead of homemade?” “no, absolutely not, mikes NEED homemade waffles” “okay i think saying ‘absolutely not’ is unfair, i think it depends on the brand of waffles. and you’re adding syrup right? a good syrup can counterbalance lower quality waffles” “hey so i homemake my mike’s waffles but i sneak blended vegetables into the batter because he won’t eat them otherwise, is that bad?”

#this is amazing and we as a fandom should in fact make this a thing #total drama #reblog #total drama mike #td mike

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Yk how in team Escope people always make Noah the mom of the group?

Well I belive he takes responsibility when taking care of Eva's and Izzy's health and safety (bc let's be honest those two do not know how to take care of themselves)

But!! Izzy and Eva also ensure up taking turns taking care of Noah since out of the three he's the worst at taking care of himself.

Others? Easy.

Himself? Not so much.

Won't leave his bed in days? He gets kidnapped by the two?

The problem is they have more unconventional ears of taking care of him.

He refuses to sleep after two full days? Izzy bashes his head with a pan.

Forgot to eat? Eva will shove food down his throat even if it kills him.

Won't clean his room? He gets bullied until he finally does it.

Hasn't left his house? (that is kidnapped proof) They call Owen to take him to a social event.

That last one scares Noah deeply.

Also Noah found a way to study both Eva's and Izzy's body language to know when they will snap. Now depending on to what (person or object) Noah will choose wether or not to intervene.

#op GETS team escope #all three of them are just an absolute mess #Noah might have the brain cell most of the time but that doesn't mean he's always the smartest #total drama #team escope td #td team escope #team escope #total drama noah #td noah #total drama izzy #td izzy #total drama eva #td eva #reblog

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TDI Dragons!! Figured I'd also post my other art here especially this one, if you want me to make more TDI dragons comment down below or ask me! You can also go follow my tiktok if you wanna see more of my content :3

#dragons!!! #yes please do make more dragons #i beg of you #total drama #td duncan #alejandro td #noah td #cody tdi #dragons #AU #tdi au #td noah #reblog

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I don't know if she's one of my fave faves, but she does have so much potential and characterization, and at this point when I see Alejandro and Noah my immediate thought just becomes 'and Heather'.

Me falling into Alenoaheather can pretty much be summed up as my falling into Alenoah, and then Heather happened.

I wanna try and summon some ppl rq

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I see Noah and Alejandro but no Heather, smh.

I wanna try and summon some ppl rq

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The Dragon and The Jester: A Nowen Total Drama Fantasy AU

The Truth As It Is Written

Once upon a time, there was a prince named Chris. He was fourth in line for the throne, yet was still promised a life of luxury.

This didn't matter to Chris. He wanted more.

He attempted to scheme his way to the throne. Each time he was thwarted before he could get too far. Each scheme was bolder than the last. Each one treason worthy of punishment. Yet his father couldn't bear to see any of his children hurt. No matter how much they hurt him.

So Chris was pardoned, over and over. For 35 years, this process continued. His father kept getting older, making his eldest sibling's coronation all the more looming. The threat turned into reality when his father revealed that he would relinquish the crown early for a peaceful retirement.

This, Chris couldn't allow.

On the day of his eldest siblings' coordination, all of the immediate royal family was gathered to celebrate the event. As joyous as the occasion was, the king was still wise enough to assume his ambitious son would plan something. He ordered extra guards to keep a steady eye out and watch for any tricks. Their focus was on the outsiders coming in to celebrate.

None could anticipate the ravenous dragon that swooped down from the sky.

When the dust settled and the last ember flickered, Prince Chris stood atop the ashes and named himself King. He announced that all who dared to oppose him would face the beast he had tamed.

Thus started his bloody campaign to annihilate all who could possibly challenge him for the crown. The Dragon torched soldiers and devoured civilians for the king's amusement. The mindless beast provided no mercy for those in its warpath.

With each life it destroyed, it grew larger. It was only the size of two wagons during its first rampage. By the time its growth slowed, only the tallest soldiers matched the height of a single claw.

The massacre grew even worse when the king debuted The Jester to the world. The old court jester had been one of the casualties of the first massacre. The first act of this jester was to desecrate his grave.

Where The Dragon struck, The Jester was soon to follow. The Jester ridiculed the grieving and made a mockery of the dead. He saw the ruins of towns suspected of harboring enemies of the king, and he laughed.

Worse still, The Jester was as brilliant as he was cruel. He would come along to battle and twist his words just right to anger enemies enough to break rank and weaken themselves. He had the ear of the king, and would whisper strategy of bloodshed and further destroying the morale of those who would oppose him.

Despite the odds stacked against them, resistance bloomed still. Pockets formed in the hopes of one day deposing King Chris and restoring peace to the kingdom. One even dared to form in the capitol, the heart of Chris' power.

In this pocket were two newer recruits: Owen and Noah. Owen, a palace guard in training to keep control of the masses through any bloody means necessary, who wished only to be a pacifist once the revolution was complete. Noah, a wizard-in-training who had been kidnapped from his home in service of the king who only wished to return to a family unthreatened.

Both have every reason to be loyal to the cause of the king's death. Neither could ever risk showing their full potential for the cause. They wanted to keep their heads.

No rebel would ever believe that The Dragon and The Jester deserved any form of mercy.

Even if their actions had never been their choice.

#It's finally happening fellas #I cracked like a peanut and started going off about it on the intern server #So I figured it's only fair you guys get to see some of what I was cooking #I've still not fully written this out but I do have good chunks of it down so that's good for me #also don't expect the other posts to be in this style #this one was just because i had an idea and I had to try it out #and also because I don't know which backstory to go into first so I'm doing what I normally do when I'm indecisive #leave the decision to other people #still I'm really excited to go off about this AU #have fun and feel free to ask me questions about it! #total drama #total drama au #total drama noah #td noah #total drama owen #td owen #total drama chris #td chris #chris mclean #td nowen #total drama nowen #nowen #td au #fantasy au #sfw giant/tiny #giant/tiny #The Dragon and the Jester

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Aaaaa, it's art!! It's art of my thing that I did!! This is perfectly alright you took a month! I was only expecting one image, and you gave me four! Of specific scenes in Slumbering Pride! (Not exactly a fic but I'll call it that for simplicity's sake)

Don't apologize, this is all great and thank you so much!

@perpetualexistence so sory its been a month, and this is all i got don xd i might draw more buuut dont get yr hopes up</3 again so sorry

#fanart for perp #I'm delighted to have this tag now #total drama #td alejandro #alejandro burromuerto #total drama alejandro #td noah #total drama noah #td eva #total drama eva #alenoah #td alenoah #Slumbering Pride #total drama demon au #demon au #reblog

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For anyone who doesn't already know, there's someone who's actually writing the Fake Dating Alenoaheather AU Fic!! Please go read it, it's so very good and written by one of the best Alenoaheather authors.

Also, make sure not to spoil anything in the comments. Let those only reading on AO3 find out what happens in the Aftermath all by themselves. >:3c

"Before it's tragedy, don't get me tangled up."

Chapter 6 of Lovers and Fools is here with the full alliance formed !

At the Spaniard’s side, Noah feigned exasperation at the interaction playing out. He might’ve been successful with the others, but Heather wasn’t fooled. Easily spotting the endearment that softened his frown.

“You guys are going down!” Sierra pounded her fist into her palm, oblivious to the moment she’d ruined. 

#alenoaheather #total drama #fanfiction #fake dating alenoaheather #fake alenoaheather au #alenoaheather fake dating au #fake dating au #total drama alenoaheather #td alenoaheather #td alenoah #total drama alenoah #td noaheather #total drama noaheather #alenoah #noaheather #td aleheather #total drama aleheather #aleheather #reblog

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Me, you, and presumably @total-drama-brainrot at the people who are only reading this on AO3 and have no idea about the big ol' Tumblr reblog chain about the aftermath.

People in the comments of Lovers and Fools mentioning the aftermath show and how they'll react to everything happening and I'm just...

oh they're going to react alright

#total drama #alenoaheather #Lovers and Fools #fake dating alenoaheather au #fake dating alenoaheather

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this was the trello sketch i had saved, enjoy more harold

#go off harold #it's what you deserve #but at the same time rip noah #and also at the same time great job heather #all of this comic is just great #total drama heather #td heather #total drama noah #td noah #total drama harold #td harold #reblog

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I loved Eva in World Tour because she would repeatedly play along with the insane shit of the aftermath show and then halfway through it every time she just basically went “actually, screw this” and fucking dipped.

#and we all love her for it #total drama eva #td eva #total drama #total drama world tour #tdwt #reblog

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Say hi to OctoDon!!!

#Hi OctoDon!! #total drama #td don #total drama don #reblog

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noah is a strong believer that walking would be a waste of alejandro’s muscles

#yeah this tracks #I also love that Noah is just in the most gremlin of poses #and that he's so light Alejandro only needs one hand to support his weight #I'm also a firm believer that if Noah has a stronger friend or boyfriend he'll absolutely refuse to walk anywhere #total drama #total drama alenoah #alenoah #td alenoah #total drama alejandro #td alejandro #total drama noah #td noah #reblog