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Star Wars fans want the equivalent of shiny keys jiggled in front of their face like a baby and I’m so sick of Lucasfilm caving into it 😭

sorry i have been flooding your in box but in case i forget. would you even check out a rex and echo spin off at all or is it too soon to tell?

You know what’s crazy? If you had told me a year ago there’s probably gonna be a Rex spinoff show I’d be soooo excited. Now?

It just feels…hollow? Soured? Idk. People moaned and groaned since day one they didn’t wanna watch Hunter, Tech, Wrecker etc. they wanted REX and ECHO and OMG why isn’t background clone number 657 from episode 12 of clone wars here??? Why isn’t Echo front and center this is bullshit!?

Anyway, people bitched about everything from day one, despite season 1+2 delivering some of the best Star Wars content in years, and now it feels like the bad batch is getting a super rushed and half assed ending so they can move on to a shiny new show with Rex and Echo.

It’s literally giving Game of Thrones final season vibes, when the creators tried to do a speed run through the story and couldn’t be assed to even try to make things work, just so they could move onto their new Star Wars project. And then the result was so bad, they lost their Star Wars project lmfao.

Like, the bad batch deserve a story too. They’ve set up so much, beautifully crafted these impactful emotional moments and character arcs- and the clone rebellion we’ve been working toward and slowly growing in the background could EASILY have been part of this show.

But no. They’re gonna save that for the new show with more popular clones like the fans want 😌 and Star Wars creating content in reaction to fan outcry has never gone wrong, nope. The bad batch? What’s that lol, isn’t that the show with that goofy little kid? It’s all about the Rex-bellion show now baby 😎

Watch them pull some of the more recent bull shit and have Echo be force sensitive, Cal Kestis shows up for some reason, Moff Gideon is a one off bad guy to help tie into Mando, oh and Darth Vader is there too

#I keep calling it the shiny Rex-bellion show for a reason LOL #I’m so over this #sw salt

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Bro build like a teletubbie

#stop omg 😭 #i want to squish him #lovingly #scott malkinson #south park

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mr american sniper over here god damn

#I didn’t know about snowman Craig omg 😭 #south park tfbw #tweek tweak

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sorry i have been flooding your in box but in case i forget. would you even check out a rex and echo spin off at all or is it too soon to tell?

You know what’s crazy? If you had told me a year ago there’s probably gonna be a Rex spinoff show I’d be soooo excited. Now?

It just feels…hollow? Soured? Idk. People moaned and groaned since day one they didn’t wanna watch Hunter, Tech, Wrecker etc. they wanted REX and ECHO and OMG why isn’t background clone number 657 from episode 12 of clone wars here??? Why isn’t Echo front and center this is bullshit!?

Anyway, people bitched about everything from day one, despite season 1+2 delivering some of the best Star Wars content in years, and now it feels like the bad batch is getting a super rushed and half assed ending so they can move on to a shiny new show with Rex and Echo.

It’s literally giving Game of Thrones final season vibes, when the creators tried to do a speed run through the story and couldn’t be assed to even try to make things work, just so they could move onto their new Star Wars project. And then the result was so bad, they lost their Star Wars project lmfao.

Like, the bad batch deserve a story too. They’ve set up so much, beautifully crafted these impactful emotional moments and character arcs- and the clone rebellion we’ve been working toward and slowly growing in the background could EASILY have been part of this show.

But no. They’re gonna save that for the new show with more popular clones like the fans want 😌 and Star Wars creating content in reaction to fan outcry has never gone wrong, nope. The bad batch? What’s that lol, isn’t that the show with that goofy little kid? It’s all about the Rex-bellion show now baby 😎

Watch them pull some of the more recent bull shit and have Echo be force sensitive, Cal Kestis shows up for some reason, Moff Gideon is a one off bad guy to help tie into Mando, oh and Darth Vader is there too

#the best way I can describe how I feel about all this is heart broken #literally what happened to Mando crushed me #they fuckin butchered that show #and now they’re doing the same to bad batch #and it’s so disappointing but what else did I expect? #I never thought 2024 would have me the biggest bad batch fan and number 1 defender making a complete turn around on the show #but here we are #sw salt #like the first half of season 3 was fire 🔥 #what happened to the momentum?? #did they get the green light for the new show half way through writing season 3 lol?

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Not to be a buzzkill but this last half of the season has been…..messy, and it feels half baked. I think it’s obvious they’re setting up a Rex and Echo (+ rebels adjacent clones Gregor and Wolffe) spin-off which is like, cool more clone content.

But at the cost of shelving the bad batch and pulling a game of thrones final season?? Like rushing through the most important season everything that’s been building up for years, just saying “meh” so we can move onto a Rex-bellion Show?

Fuck me for actually liking the bad batch as central main characters I guess lol.

#yes thank you 😭 #finally someone gets it #sw salt

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

#literally Eric Cartman behavior

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#Scott malkinson core

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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

#know the rules before you start breaking them dear god yes

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#oh I very much want this #to sit here and enjoy a little treat while playing on my switch #heaven

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mr american sniper over here god damn

#he is anxious and armed #good for him #tweek tweak

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i need a hero!

#OP this goes hard #I love it #south park #mysterion #south park tfbw

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Partly inspired by that one interaction and a TikTok audio I found

#creek my beloved #south park tfbw #creek #craig tucker #tweek tweak

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alternate ending V

#true love….. #south park #tfbw #creek #craig tucker #tweek tweak

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The Hunger Games (2012) dir. Gary Ross The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) dir. Francis Lawrence

#hunger games posting in 2024 #hell yeah

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they’re still together in my head :,)

#😭😭😭 #we coulda had it all #sw fanart #techphee

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guys...maybe Tech is actually dead

#the horror of experiencing the emotions of techs death again 😭

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Obi Wan still looks HOT AS FUCK even when his life was destroyed! Dude looks so rugged and yeah he’s banned from most planets and he only gets sleep when he’s literally knocked unconscious but hey! At least he looks hot as fuck and forgives himself!

#real #stinky and depressed is a good look for him #obi wan kenobi