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what language do they speak at the center of the earth

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Wally: I can't believe it. She likes you.

Sammy: Everybody likes me.

Wally: People on ecstasy don't even like you.

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someone: *runs* me: nice sonic reference

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I wonder who won

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THIS IS PRICELESS! What does Cuphead and Mugman think of this?

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MONEY

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what do people in relationships even do

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FUCKS SAKE ME

fucks sake

#meme #me #dammit #the #struggle #I can't #these tags #fuck it #in just #nope

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Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

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me

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

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Yes

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Why I'm single

Crush: so what do ya wanna do

Me: *internally* *sex murder party blasts*

Me:

Crush:

Me: ...

Me: idk mate it's up to you

#gorillaz refrence #why i'm single #lol why is this me #make this a meme #hah #this isn't funny #I need sleep

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Noodle: Welcome to bible study! We're all children of Jesus

Noodle, filming Murdoc snorting coke: Kumbaya, my Lord!

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2-D: You know, I used to be able to put two legs behind my head.

Murdoc: I mean, I can do that, too. Just not MY legs.

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Russel, standing outside of Noodle’s room: NOODLE, WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!

Noodle: I’M GAY

Russel: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU

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My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.

2-D (via shit-the-gorillaz-never-said)

Me too

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