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it’s not a hozier song unless i can’t tell if it’s about the evils of capitalism or eating pussy

#hozier

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Here is a Draft I Wrote on August 24th, 2023

Hello. Today is my 46th birthday. I am really happy to be here. I am especially happy to be here because my previous selves did so much work--including when they did not want to be here--to make sure that I would have a chance to walk in the woods on a very hot August day and marvel in gratitude.

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All the stuff you learn from your attempts at healthy coping doesn't get erased the moment you relapse. And you can use that knowledge to pick yourself back up and try again when you're ready. It's not a case of starting over from scratch, it's a case of stumbling and getting back up

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vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

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(in a job interview) i guess if i had to say my one strength it would be skipping the ad break on a podcast episode on the first try. yeah there's no button i just guess the number of minutes and i'm always right. oh you meant like work strengths? none

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The Bear (2022 -) I 1.05 Sheridan

#the bear #the bear fx #queue

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

#I once had a student submit an essay that had changed something like ‘booked into jail’ into ‘noveled into prison’ #and they had the nerve to ask how I caught them #lmao

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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

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Oh man, this is the spiritual successor to a song by my FAVORITE obscure group, the Austin Lounge Lizards:

My personal favorite symptom from this one is "life as seen in Dickens fiction."

don’t forget the chronic deja vu

via Elle.cordova on tiktok

#if you love me you will reply/tag/etc. with your favorite line #I have loved this song for 15 years and no one I've ever met knows it exists #experience this joy with me #video #Youtube

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

#cinema…

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listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her --really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)

ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)

Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs

#lmfao #wish i’d seen this on the ides of march

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Does this make you go hmmm

Hmm

#queue

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the curse of local theatre is that a show can change you forever and there is no recording of it anywhere at all and after a few years all you have are scattered memories and the knowledge that you were different before.

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Okay Hozier’s new song Too Sweet has me curious so rb and share in the tags how you take your whiskey, your coffee, and your bed?

#rbing as an excuse to hozierpost because I’m obsessed with this song #on the rocks #frufru sugary flavored #9-10pm my beloved

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yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose