he’s paying attention to some other bitch and i feel like throwing myself in a lake
christ alive..i wanna fuck this man so bad im in a jazz club
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christ alive..i wanna fuck this man so bad im in a jazz club
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omg no babe i totally would but i gave up sucking dick for lent, yeah it’s like a major sacrifice
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thought a guy in a car was showing down to check me out but really he was just turning a corner
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been home for Christmas for less than 4 hours and already the urge to k*ll myself has increased tenfold
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nothing makes a girl quite as insane as being the fat daughter of a thin mother
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my friends don’t understand that they may forgive their boyfriends for treating them like literal shit but i will neverrrr eveeerrrr forgive them or forget! i hate your boyfriends. i want them dead. i’m planning their execution. i never wanna see them again unless they’re in a photo with the gates of heaven in the background with the text “fly high” on it and even then i’m gonna say they should’ve died in a worse way.
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being sad was fine when i was also brilliant but if i’m not brilliant then literally what’s the point
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NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS
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can someone fucking linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. can someone fucking forget their scarf in my life & come back later for it. please
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there's just something inherently holy about a girl vibing alone in her room
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my younger sister and i were having lunch recently and i referred to her as the ‘marriage-saving baby’ and she just looked at me with dead eyes the same colour as our father’s and said ‘mission failed’
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i’m compelled by his ambiguous sexuality and mildly autistic traits
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you know it's really bad when you don't even want to listen to music
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they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior
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