Didn't I sleep for making this shitty meme? Yes and idc, i choose the path of happiness
Btw here is the template (?) original meme (?) idk
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Nsft prompt list
Send in a character/ship and a number (or multiple) and i'll write a fic for it!
1. Missionary
2. Doggy style
3. Sitting in lap
4. Against a tree/wall
5. Dry humping
6. Fingering
7. Oral
8. Cock warming
9. Mommy/Daddy kink
10. Bondage
11. Gag/Gagging
12. Impact play
13. Shibari
14. Sadism/Masochism
15. Role play
16. Voyeurism/Exhibitionist
17. Wax play
18. Dirty Talk
19. Nipple play
20. Blindfold
21. Orgasm control/edging
22. Praise
23. Degradation
24. Accidental stimulation
25. Public play
26. Breath play
27. Bareback
28. On a motorbike
29. In a car
30. Begging
31. Pet play
32. Double penetration
33. Face fucking
34. Face sitting
35. Wrestling/Play fighting
36. Frotting
37. Tribbing
38. Thigh fucking
39. Intoxication/Drugged
40. Mirror sex
41. Latex/gloves
42. Strip tease
43. Uniform
44. Biting
45. Thigh riding
46. Sensation play
47. Somnophilia
48. Toys
49. Strap on
50. Pegging
51. Teasing
52. Grinding
53. Phone sex
54. Obsessive/Possessive sex
55. Quickie
56. Under the desk
57. On the kitchen table/counter
58. During a movie
59. Hatefucking
60. Overstimulation
61. Body worship
62. Primal play
63. Vibrator play
64. Morning sex
65. Religious play
66. Dubcon
67. Caging
68. Hair pulling
69. Fuck toy
70. Gang bang
71. Putting the condom on for them <3
72. Soft and loving
73. Shower sex
74. With people in the other room
75. Aftercare
76. Threesome
77. Giggly carefree sex
78. First time with specific person
79. Glory hole
80. In heat/a rut
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😈 1. dickgate.........rehehehe
SIGHHHH i kinda asked for this so here you FIEND
essentially. dickgate is a fic that started as a joke from a shirt corey taylor of slipknot was wearing that said "i have the biggest dick in the band" and thus sprouted the funniest arguement ever and maybe a smidge of rpf. there are rps in this f. ill post a snippet under the cut and run away forever
“Not this fuckin’ shirt again,” Sid groaned as Corey walked in the hotel room.
Corey looked down at his shirt, his I HAVE THE BIGGEST DICK IN THE BAND one and rolled his eyes. “Fuck you, it’s right.” He squeezed into one of the beds with a grin; the whole band was in one room (made for two) until they had to split off, and some people took up more room than others.
Sid scoffed. “No the fuck it isn’t. I’d put money on that shit.”
“Well, you gonna prove me wrong, man?” He threw his arms out, almost smacking Jim beside him in the face. Chris butted in from his seat on the floor where he leaned his back on the couch. “I gotta agree with Sid, sorry man.” Corey slowly turned to him, face shocked like he just appeared out of thin air. “Shut the fuck up, Chris. God, you fucking suck.” He flipped them off. “Both of you.”
“It’s fucking science, Cor,” Sid started because it’d take more than a bird to stop him. “Look at you and look at…Mick.” Mick, who had been sitting in a chair almost dozing off, raised a brow as Sid pointed at him with an open hand. “Look. It’s about…I don’t know, proportions and shit. Think about it.”
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me when i smoke: slipknot are such an emotional travesty that no matter which two band members you put side by side to each other you could come away with such an intense backstory between the two of them from multiple points in their lives. this band loves each other like a wellness checker whose emails you forget to write back. this band cant stand each other. this band is beautiful
me when im sober: does anyone else think ross robinson and joey jordison explored each others bodies. just me? ok. what about ross robinson and corey taylor. just me again? ok
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could you please write 33 and 62 for Top! kirk hammett / Bottom! dave mustaine? PLEASEEE
Send me an ask with a pairing and a number and I’ll write a headcanon or a little snippet
33 - Hate!sex/angry!sex
62 - Dirty talk
- smut under the cut
So imagine Kirk’s just so frustrated with Dave because all he’s done is whine and bitch about his guitar playing so as soon as they’re alone, Kirk presses Dave into the wall.
He tells him how much of a filthy whore he is, how he’s going to fucking ruin his poor hole until he’s a crying mess, all the while pressing Dave brutally into the wall with his body weight, hand already in Dave’s jeans, pressing against his asshole.
Dave writhes, swears, and Kirk will slam him back into the wall, hard enough that Dave’s winded. Before Dave can tell him to go fuck himself, Kirk will pull his jeans and underwear down in one, smacking his ass hard enough to bruise.
Dave has to hold onto the wall as Kirk roughly fingers him, whispering in his ear, telling him how much of a brat he’s been, that he can’t stand him like that. Dave will just moan, scrambling against the wall as Kirk presses on his prostate.
Then, too soon, Kirk is pressing into him, none too gently. Dave doesn’t have time to adjust before Kirk is roughly fucking him, his own spit as lube, and Dave is under prepared so it kinda hurts but that just makes everything more exhilarating. Kirk is stretching him in all the right ways, his cock catching on Dave’s rim every time he pulls out.
Kirk pulls on his hair hard enough that his neck bends. Kirk snaps his hips, fucking Dave into the wall, so hard that Dave is finding it hard to stay upright, tears starting to pool on his waterline.
Kirk bites into the skin of his neck, one hand on Dave’s hip as the other trails up to grasp around his neck, not hard enough to hurt, but enough pressure for Dave to know it’s there.
Kirk calls him a slut, fucking into him roughly, not letting Dave touch himself so he only has the friction of the wall against his cock to help topple him over the edge.
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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude
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