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awwwww baby thats the most romantic thing youve ever said to me holy shit and on grumblr too? where everyone can see??? wow

Um. @quadrant-query x @query-quadrant . I feel like s⁰methiⁿgs there l⁰l

#lmfao #grey

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hrmmm thinking emoji

Um. @quadrant-query x @query-quadrant . I feel like s⁰methiⁿgs there l⁰l

#lol #grey #teehee or whatever

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bitches when theyve been tricked into feeling good about that dumb task they were avoiding

listen im just saying theres just no way youre gonna sound dumber giving yourself a pep talk than you do right now so you might as well be free man at least if youre doing it to yourself none of us have to listen to it

I don't actually care what you have to say about this. Maybe I'll post my pep talk publicly if that'll get you to cringe so hard you shut up.

#grey

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hey whats up its me an unbiased source yes you should post your pep talk publicly i would totally absolutely be so owned if you did that dont worry about it

listen im just saying theres just no way youre gonna sound dumber giving yourself a pep talk than you do right now so you might as well be free man at least if youre doing it to yourself none of us have to listen to it

I don't actually care what you have to say about this. Maybe I'll post my pep talk publicly if that'll get you to cringe so hard you shut up.

#grey

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uh huh sure

I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)

But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O

If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(

I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?

It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(

yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die

questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing

bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you

#real convincing #nice job #grey #hey you know if they wanted your advice they probably would have gone to your blog

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"forcibly outing them about feelings and then MAKING them talk to you" "accusing them" listen its not my fault that you have damage ok im sorry that you clearly have issues about this but all i said was talk to people and communicate

I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)

But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O

If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(

I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?

It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(

yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die

questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing

bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you

#good luck with your baggage though wow #grey

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its literally not you just said the same thing i did and then wrote a detailed fanfiction about it where you referenced all your favorite things for no reason my first suggestion of upping the annoyingness and flirting more is the same as "make your intentions clear" what are you on about

"ohhhh dont take it out on them thats wrong" where did i say that bro where did i say to "take it out on them" i said go all out with pitch flirting you ALSO said go all out with pitch flirting did you only read the bad advice part where i give bad advice on purpose or what

I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)

But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O

If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(

I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?

It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(

yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die

questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing

bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you

#btw asking what theyre feeling isnt ''making it unavigatable'' lmao its clarifying shit have you never had an adult conversation #if you really want someone to be your kismesis you should be able to do that anyway when you need to #grey #hi though #its cute how you black out every time you read one of my posts and get so desperate to make fun of me that you make yourself look stupid #sparkling spade emoji

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"youre so stupid and wrong for telling them to flirt with them anyway what i think you should do anon is flirt with them but im gonna say it longer to sound smart"

I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)

But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O

If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(

I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?

It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(

yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die

questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing

bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you

#grey #pitch stuff

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I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)

But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O

If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(

I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?

It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(

yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die

questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing

bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you

#pitch stuff #asks #this sounds like a mess idk good luck #this is not very thumbs up emoji #the friend who told you might definitely be fucking with you though anyway #if we go big conspiracy theorist style i have friends who would totally do that on purpose to embarrass me #and try and get the other guy to make fun of me for asking such a stupid question #to see if they can get pitch shit started between me and my crush #but maybe your friends are less insane #actually you should have mentioned that before sending this ask #whats the normalness level of your friends #on a scale from my friends to creepily normal #where do they fall #my little hoofbeast style or absolutely would play 10d chess for literally no reason #this is way too many tags lmfao no ones gonna read this #i just got into it i guess #plus no way am i gonna move this to the post itself now after this #i opened this can of sharks now i gotta jump it #hey if anyone would read all of these tags itd be grey actually right #hi grey <3< #whats up hows it going

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how to NOT pitch flirt?

just dont? its not that hard

good advice: literally just dont what are you talking about

bad advice: do every other kind of flirting all at once then at least youre not pitch flirting

#pitch stuff #asks #is this a joke or are you literally going around pitch flirting with everyone you see #i need it to be the second one because thats hilarious #and i need to know how that would even happen #thats like a wizards curse

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ok so then whats the problem babe nonsensical and pathetic seems just your style

Question for the audience:

Should a romance expert himself be in need of advice, where might he turn to?

#it cant go worse than when you gave me advice #grey

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hey

Question for the audience:

Should a romance expert himself be in need of advice, where might he turn to?

#grey

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WH^TS UP QU^D GUY. GOT ^NY ^DVICE FOR DE^LING WITH ^ PITCH CRUSH

yeah but this asks generic so youre getting really generic advice sorry aita guy

good advice: kinda depends are they available or is this a completely impossible sort of thing? im gonna assume available so heres my general advice for starting pitch shit just fucking go for it you know dont be a little bitch be confident and flirt make it obvious if its mutual and you know theyre interested then dont give them time to make the first move thats embarrassing you dont want them to start the relationship off with a win

bad advice: try greys strategy and yell at them for "flirting with you" until they stop and then flirt with them and then send them a huge hate letter and then when they flirt back be like "why are you flirting with me wtf" you definitely wont confuse them at all by doing this or look really desperate dont worry

#asks #pitch stuff #if theyre not interested at all then sitting there pining isnt gonna change that anyway #so just try some shit and see what happens #believe in yourself or something

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figured i should make a pinned post so guess what its me the romance guy ever here to give you 100% expert quadrant advice with my very real degree in quadrantology check it out

you can send me asks and ill give you good advice and bad advice or something

#ooc tags: #this is a roleplay blog

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listen i dont know this guy but this ask is basically just "my moirail wont listen to me even though i said my ex was nasty im not saying shit about why my ex sucks but like omg how hard can it be to break up with someone smh my moirail is stupid and my ex sucks" no details about anything or even like just telling you what theyve tried before theres basically nothing to go off of for advice

but mine is maybe they could "go dig up proof their ex sucks" like you said or maybe they should try sitting the fuck down with their moirail making it clear they really need to be listened to and taken seriously right now and having an honest conversation about how theyre feeling and why so they dont just come off like theyre being controlling and dictating who their moirail gets to date and then maybe their moirail can explain their side of shit too because theyre almost definitely not just dating this guy for literally no reason

you know like moirails

I think I've got pale burnout I swear! Like, I, cerulean, have been with my moirail, teal, for 3 sweeps and it's Great we are literally soulmates no doubt about it! However recently they started a matespritship with my ex matesprit, purple, and they refuse to listen to reason when I say she's a Really awful troll to date. Like seriously how hard can it be to break it off with some no good clown?? And now they Live Together so who knows what could be going on there! Ugh anyway, if theres any way to make my dense as fuck moirail see reason I'll take it.

I will say it's kind of dumb for them to not take their moirail's word in the first place.

Maybe if you have any proof of how the relationship got totally fucked over (such as old text messages or something) you could convince them why the purple sucks to date?

#duh #advice #pale #grey #youre probably not that dumb but btw anon if youre coming at your moirail with the same kind of energy that you send asks with #thats probably why theyre not taking you seriously

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no they didnt plus they sound like a total dumbass based on this ask plus theyre obviously jealous how did you not pick up on that

I think I've got pale burnout I swear! Like, I, cerulean, have been with my moirail, teal, for 3 sweeps and it's Great we are literally soulmates no doubt about it! However recently they started a matespritship with my ex matesprit, purple, and they refuse to listen to reason when I say she's a Really awful troll to date. Like seriously how hard can it be to break it off with some no good clown?? And now they Live Together so who knows what could be going on there! Ugh anyway, if theres any way to make my dense as fuck moirail see reason I'll take it.

I will say it's kind of dumb for them to not take their moirail's word in the first place.

Maybe if you have any proof of how the relationship got totally fucked over (such as old text messages or something) you could convince them why the purple sucks to date?

#youre not being a very good hiitch from that movie

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"i, cerulean" "some no good clown" rip anon

I think I've got pale burnout I swear! Like, I, cerulean, have been with my moirail, teal, for 3 sweeps and it's Great we are literally soulmates no doubt about it! However recently they started a matespritship with my ex matesprit, purple, and they refuse to listen to reason when I say she's a Really awful troll to date. Like seriously how hard can it be to break it off with some no good clown?? And now they Live Together so who knows what could be going on there! Ugh anyway, if theres any way to make my dense as fuck moirail see reason I'll take it.

I will say it's kind of dumb for them to not take their moirail's word in the first place.

Maybe if you have any proof of how the relationship got totally fucked over (such as old text messages or something) you could convince them why the purple sucks to date?

#what even makes them suck to date this ask sucks ass it has literally no details