#this is not very thumbs up emoji

[query-quadrant]

I've had a pitch crush on someone for a while! I really hate them! >:)

But one of our hatefriends just told me they might be pale for me? >:O

If they are, what do I do??? How do I make them hate me properly? :(

I don't pity them! I don't even know why they pity me! Or if they even really do! :?

It's really confusing and I don't want to have to reject them and then have to try and ask them out! That's not gonna go well!!! >:(

yeah i dont know that sounds awful i think personally id just die

questionable advice: either try upping the annoyingness and going all out with pitch flirting or just sit them down and just actually ask them if they pity you or not maybe youll get lucky and they dont but either way at least youll know right so that sucks a little less than not knowing

bad advice: kill their lusus maybe thatll make them really mad at you

#pitch stuff #asks #this sounds like a mess idk good luck #this is not very thumbs up emoji #the friend who told you might definitely be fucking with you though anyway #if we go big conspiracy theorist style i have friends who would totally do that on purpose to embarrass me #and try and get the other guy to make fun of me for asking such a stupid question #to see if they can get pitch shit started between me and my crush #but maybe your friends are less insane #actually you should have mentioned that before sending this ask #whats the normalness level of your friends #on a scale from my friends to creepily normal #where do they fall #my little hoofbeast style or absolutely would play 10d chess for literally no reason #this is way too many tags lmfao no ones gonna read this #i just got into it i guess #plus no way am i gonna move this to the post itself now after this #i opened this can of sharks now i gotta jump it #hey if anyone would read all of these tags itd be grey actually right #hi grey <3< #whats up hows it going

[chalkrub]

more assorted stuff. giving funney animal people versions to my human ocs because i'm normal

#my art #oc #mika #heidi #anthro #furry #illustration #mika's a pheasant and heidi's a cross fox. in a very on the nose reference to their silly little story #i love pheasants even if they love nothing more than running directly under the wheels of speeding automobiles. thumbs up emoji #anyway sorry i will draw other characters except these pricks i swear. i really wanna do something with them one day #so i need to speedrun drawing humans and stuff #also i'm having so much fun letting photoshop layer effects do the work for me #replicating real life textures and colour blending hard as hell!!!

[starryguykai]

creator

alt version (just rotated) under the cut

#my art #digital painting #concept art #this is very much a paint over of a piece I made a few months thumbs up emoji #I liked its colors but I had a better idea lol

[rubysparx]

Um actually I have something more to say about Kabru and Mithrun’s similarities and relationship.

I think a lot abt how it’s shown a few times how elven culture relies heavily on non-natural ways of doing things, and it’s interesting especially how like our main cast repeats multiple times the three steps to living a long and healthy life. Meanwhile the canaries, the elves, don’t necessarily recognize that stuff as important as it is. I think specifically of the example of Mithrun explaining to Kabru that he has to have medication or a spell otherwise he can’t sleep, to which Kabru tucks him in and gives him a massage which knocks him out cold. His dependency on other methods to fight off insomnia were kinda just in his head, he hadn’t tried anything else. I mean prior to joining the canaries he was fully restrained 90% of the time so ofc a servant would just come in and place a spell for him to sleep every night. And he was like that for years. And then Cithis just replaced all his caretaker servants, then it became her job to make sure he took a pill or listened to her bells every night. I think there’s something there about how there’s a list of stuff Mithrun wasn’t allowed to be around and when he gets separated from the canaries he encounters all of that since Kabru doesn’t know to “protect” Mithrun or restrain him so severely. And it’s interesting because Mithrun doesn’t even seem to have issues with the things, like ofc top on the list was he wasn’t supposed to see goats or sheep. One of the first things he and Kabru eat is barometz. Its something to me that Kabru, who has also suffered so much, takes Mithrun into this dungeon and he has to face head on what’s been bothering him, he has to look his trauma in the eyes. And eat it. He cannot move on until he sees it, understands it, and finally starts talking about himself (“the last desire I had left wasn’t revenge, I wanted the demon to finish me off” “I was scraps left on the plate […] I guess vegetable scraps have their uses too”)

It just seems to me like a more vague and overarching way we see the elven cultural mindset hold him back from properly healing, I don’t think Kabru knew what he was doing at all but the fact of the matter is no one was filtering Mithrun’s view of the world anymore. And while Mithrun believed that didn’t matter to him, nothing mattered, it still made a difference. He was still on the path to moving on, and properly healing, even though he didn’t quite recognize that.

#dungeon meshi #not overtagging this sory #I’ve been having a lotta Mithrun thoughts despite saying i don’t like him very much #</3 #not a Kabru/Mithrun shipper just bc I can’t get behind #shipping Kabru with the guy his mom used to be coworkers with #and she also like. oversaw his rehabilitation. for years #but I mean I see the dynamic that fact just bothers me when I consider it myself #do whatever you want. thumbs up emoji #these quotes aren’t exact and there’s no image proofs #this is a messy one I’m literally just getting my thoughts out #this post was originally drafted at like 4am #Cortana send this thing out into the world #also slightly off topic but does #anyone else ever think abt the implications of marcille’s dungeon lord dress being #corseted in a story where body fat shows strength and love of life #the demon gave her a dress that made her appear unnaturally thin. hey can anyone hear me #hello. hey

[1o1percentmilk]

[ID: A digital comic/collage featuring Shou and Toichiro from Mob Psycho, referencing a viral tweet. It reads, "if you" (with an arrow pointing to a tiny Shou) "came out as trans to Toichiro Suzuki" (with a shot of Toichiro looking down upon Shou) "he'd say something like 'Transformation is a technique that only the strongest espers can achieve." (with a shot of Toichiro raising his hand as if lecturing). "You must be getting stronger every day." (with a shot of Toichiro grinning and clenching a fist full of psychic power). "and then he'd give you a thumbs up" (with a shot of Toichiro smiling at Shou, and giving him a thumbs up). End ID.]

if you came out as trans to Toichiro Suzuki he'd say something like "Transformation is a technique that only the strongest espers can achieve. You must be getting stronger every day." and then he'd give you a thumbs up

#mp100 #suzuki shou #suzuki toichiro #described #milkart2206 #eye emoji x2 thumbs up emoji #this is 100% canon btw shou is trans and his father loves him very much and yet. toichiro is still Like That #suzuki tag

[dragondawdles]

capm

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #captain 3 #agent 3 #3 #tracey splatoon #<- (my oc who is agent 3/capn 3) #dragon doodles #gah what are the tags for this character... #HI very extremely splatoon-brained this was like the eighth thing I tried to draw but it's the one that i finish so thumbs up emoji #benry's your cap'n #idk if I'm gonna draw her like this sgain but it was fun so maybe. #whyre they wearing hero flip-flops... it's very funny can I have some hero flip-flops too or is that locked like their sick cape #don't be surprised if more splatoon makes its way over here I am vibrating

[lovesickgoose]

Your heavy medic drawings give me so much serotonin! A cute situation you could draw is them sharing a bubble bath

It's a big bath

#red oktoberfest #heavymedic #medicheavy #medic #heavy #tf2 #suggestive #scribbling #asks #thumbs up emoji #thank you very much anon ily<3

[giovannadeltoro]

requiem pour un garçon

commissions / ig

#it says requiem for a boy thumbs up emoji #very much inspired by the artwork of iliothermia.. very hard to draw but very interesting exercise !! #the poem of the wind and the trees #kaze to ki no uta #gilbert cocteau #auguste beau #me art

[ensikerralla]

A collection of q!Phil quotes from the final rejection

Phil: Forever, I can't. Forever: Why? Phil: I can't- Because you love me for my looks only! I look like your ex! -- Phil: I'm sorry, Forever. It was never going to happen. -- Phil: You know I can't go like, be with you, you know I can't because you don't love me for me. -- Phil: Remember when you just kept trying to gaslight me into thinking that I was Brunim? It's not fucking real, that's not- that's not how fucking things go, dude. -- Forever: I'm trying my best to be happy with you, Philza. Phil: Okay well, it goes both ways. I'm not happy with you when you just fucking think I'm your ex. -- Phil: Why does he keep fucking, like, doing this to himself? Forever: It's love, Philza. You will not understand it. Phil: No, I understand it. This is obsession, there's a difference. -- Forever: Man, please. You reject me already. Why are you doing this? Phil: 'Cause you just tried to fucking die! I care about you but I don't care about you like that. -- Phil: You have to accept it. That people can be nice and not be attracted or like, in love with you. Alright? There's not like, one extreme or the other. -- Phil: As long as you understand. As long as you understand that I can't- I can never accept your love.

#philever #qsmp philza #I CAN'T BE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU DON'T LOVE ME FOR ME?? HELLO?? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #this is very self indulgent. i am doing this for myself to cope with the situation lmao #the highlighted parts are just what make me feel most insane (thumbs up emoji) #i didn't add it because this was already so long but phil's ''i'm going back to the party. you gonna be alright?'' is also important #he cares!! he really cares about forever!!! #also i feel like q!phil in this interaction was very aro coded #grammar mistakes in forever's dialogue are intentional because i wanted to write down exactly what he said #all other mistakes are all me #qsmp #eeepost

[turtlecleric]

Generic thing, no specific turtle or iteration. Cws: nsfw, somno, biting. (No other warnings because in my mind this is something they've both discussed before and are okay with happening)

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He's... exhausted. It's bone-deep, this weariness; he can't remember the last time he was this goddamn tired, and he can't help the pathetic whimper that slips out when he slots in behind you, pulling you close. You're so warm. Soft. Here in bed, with you pressed against him - it feels like heaven. He could fade into sleep so easily, but... you smell really, really good.

He lets the smell of you wrap around him like a shroud. Everything is hazy, and he catches himself subtly rocking his hips against you. Catches himself, but doesn't stop for longer than a few seconds. He presses his snout into your hair and breathes in. Reaches up to palm at your breast over your shirt, kneading lazily while his hips continue their steady movement. You make a pretty sound in the back of your throat when he lightly pinches your nipple through the fabric, and he lowers his head to sink his teeth into your shoulder. Just a little. Just enough to taste.

You taste as good as you smell. So warm and soft and perfect and his. His.

He's so tired, he can't keep his eyes open. Everything swirls together, sensations and half-coherent thoughts, and somehow you still haven't woken. With a groan, he's dropping. He grinds against you, and the delicious friction of his cock against your ass, over the texture of your shorts, has him biting down a little bit harder. You make another sound, but he can't quite focus on it. Can't quite find it in himself to stop.

God he wants to be inside you. To feel your warmth around him, to fill you up, spill inside of you, mark you up where no one else can. But he's so fucking tired. So he keeps grinding, keeps kneading, keeps biting until he comes with a quiet growl into your skin.

Almost immediately, he starts to lose the battle to stay awake. Everything is warm and soft, and he feels so good, and the smell and taste and feel of you is everywhere, and he's so. fucking. tired.

He falls asleep with his face buried in your neck.

(Later, he'll wake and be annoyed. In much need of a shower, apologizing for coming all over your shorts and not cleaning you up properly before passing out. But that's okay. He'll strip you down. Pull you into the shower with him. Take care of you like you deserve.)

#turtlecleric scrolls #this was brought to you by me being so very tired #thumbs up emoji #somno

[samwhichstuff]

goodmorning everypony i am finally dropping more art here so here is a grumpsona :0]

#bugsnax #grumpus oc #grumpsona #bleeeeughh #sam talks about bugsnax #sams super cool awesome art #thumbs up emoji #i am very normal about bugsnax #i have no name for her yet. whomp whomp #i always imagine random sounds in the little grumpus icon gifs #like when they open their mouths #theres the really loud metal bar dropping sound effect. #is anyone picking up what im puttin down? #id like. hope so #laughing out loud

[mizuta]

returning from mastodon with a sequel to my previous aa textposts posts, i present: assorted part two.

the full thread.

#miles organizer #aa textposts #ace attorney #gyakuten saiban #wrightworth #as per tradition. #tgaa spoilers #dgs spoilers #VERY tiny but it's in there. #once again i am not tagging everybody in here so thumbs up emoji.

[rillette]

Are you in/know of any DC discord servers that are chill and weirdo free?

im not in any fandom discords myself, but a couple of my mutuals have some! theres deezy's green lantern centric discord, you can find a link to it here ^_^, nars has a dcau/batman centric discord here, and peren has a discord specifically for being a hater towards dc, idk how chill it is but you can find it here!

#asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #im sure theres more out there im just. very unaware of them i live a peaceful life thumbs up emoji #i dont know how active any of these are or whos in them so u will shrimply have to join and find out #but probably theyre all good servers i love and trust in my oomfs ^_^ <3

[project-sekai-facts]

would you ever consider getting help to run this blog someday? just wondering since finding this blog, I’ve been thinking that it’s a lot for one person to run

i've considered it and i think it would be helpful, but at the same time don't have anyone to ask to help and i'd rather not let people i don't know mod the blog

#basically i am. very shy and very bad at making friends. <thumbs up emoji> #i don't think i appear that way on this blog but consider this: there is barely identity attached to this blog. makes things easier #asks #mod talks

[malikselfindulgence]

This stupid fucking idiot has a name now !! Morshid !!

#THIS GUY SUCKS [this guy is me] #if rose were fronting shed be insulting him to hell and back . he probably will later actually #ik i said the design was a w.i.p but im very lazy so im just sticking w this #once i figure out how to draw swk it is OVER for you all #malik's art #lmk oc #OH YEAH HEHAS A NAME YAAYY #oc: Morshid lmk #lmk sona #lego monkie kid oc #lmk original character #ALSO UM VERY SORRY FOR REQUESTS !!! everything kinda sucked since our borders were being bombed and its reallt scary #ikeep forgetting to sign off mh name at posts IM sure nobody minds ??? like i put the blaze's yapping tag so its ok #thumbs up emoji

[shibaraki]

thank you for the tag @namodawrites this was so fun (and time consuming LOL) I LOVE MY HUSBAND DONT U FORGET IT

no pressure tags: @cinnagalliard @reddriot @tinie @sluggybunny @autumnalsteahouse @isagimbap and anyone who wants to try: template under the cut ^_^

#tag you're it! #monty.selfships #let me know if you're not ok being tagged! #we are a very comfortable couple #he is my husband ofc coming home to him is like sinking in a warm bath #he doesn’t like emojis much though he uses the cat ones for me mostly #and often uses the thumbs up when he cba to type #yes he does send me SOS emojis when he gets injured on the job yes it gives me a hernia every time #oooh yes we do have indoor plants a lil nursery he’s very serious about it #aljslsdjksjfjdjdjdjfhf #I’m glad people are doing this tbh #it’s so nice to see