Grout is Great!
The Director of Summer Programs on Grout
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Here you go, if you ever need an oven. Wait. Fuck.
Lauren, no context needed
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I summon "I'm Gay™" and declare direct attack!
Oliver, on his version of the YuGiOh Duel app trailer
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I'm a walking quote...... of bad things.
Cianni, on my lack of a quote for today
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I caution you to go outside.
Mrs. Vutz on my excessive tumblr usage
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I put Saint Lucifer in all of my breadfoods!
me, referring to saint lucifer spice mix
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Control-F the shit out of it!
Ryan, on his paper
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My dad bites my nails...
Anon, misspeaking
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Yao-ming can wear a skirt if he wants to!
Sra. Ayers, on superlatives
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I slipped on my feelings!
my dad, after falling on nothing
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Your mom is a deadly laser.
Lillian, upon watching a history of the entire world, i guess
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Don't be a dumb!
Anon
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Welcome to DnD, the game that gets people so emotionally invested that actual real life relationships come out of it.
me, trying to explain how my cousin met his fiancé (what??????)
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Sweetlips. Great dog.
Rabuck, on George Washington
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Always color your children outside the lines!
Jonathan, on The Kite Runner
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There is no limit to how much I can suck.
Anon, on M&Ms
(Anon wants me this to attribute it Donald Trump)
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Hnelo, my nmay is nolag!
Logan, at 3 am, smashing his face into his phone
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