Tumgik
Quote
Grout is Great!
The Director of Summer Programs on Grout
0 notes
Quote
Here you go, if you ever need an oven. Wait. Fuck.
Lauren, no context needed
0 notes
Quote
I summon "I'm Gay™" and declare direct attack!
Oliver, on his version of the YuGiOh Duel app trailer
0 notes
Quote
I'm a walking quote...... of bad things.
Cianni, on my lack of a quote for today
3 notes · View notes
Quote
I caution you to go outside.
Mrs. Vutz on my excessive tumblr usage
0 notes
Quote
I put Saint Lucifer in all of my breadfoods!
me, referring to saint lucifer spice mix
1 note · View note
Quote
Control-F the shit out of it!
Ryan, on his paper
0 notes
Quote
My dad bites my nails...
Anon, misspeaking
0 notes
Quote
Yao-ming can wear a skirt if he wants to!
Sra. Ayers, on superlatives
1 note · View note
Quote
I slipped on my feelings!
my dad, after falling on nothing
1 note · View note
Quote
Your mom is a deadly laser.
Lillian, upon watching a history of the entire world, i guess
1 note · View note
Quote
Don't be a dumb!
Anon
1 note · View note
Quote
Welcome to DnD, the game that gets people so emotionally invested that actual real life relationships come out of it.
me, trying to explain how my cousin met his fiancé (what??????)
0 notes
Quote
Sweetlips. Great dog.
Rabuck, on George Washington
1 note · View note
Quote
Always color your children outside the lines!
Jonathan, on The Kite Runner
0 notes
Quote
There is no limit to how much I can suck.
Anon, on M&Ms
(Anon wants me this to attribute it Donald Trump)
0 notes
Quote
Hnelo, my nmay is nolag!
Logan, at 3 am, smashing his face into his phone
0 notes