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x: is "whore" a profanity? y: yes x: oh no

#whore

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springy sproingy, here comes my boingy

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your feet make me angry

#feet

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i dont see things that are pasta

#pasta #pastablind

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this bamboo is kinda good. i like roleplaying as a panda

#bamboo #panda

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"our octopus... this is communism now. welcome to the economy"

#octopus #communism

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speaking of creaming... *pulls out strip of condoms*

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i want every gender to be my piss buddy

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this symbolism is getting sexier the more i write

#writing

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if i am a god, my teeth are very much mortal

#teeth

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morally ambiguous tea

#tea

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x: what are your pronouns y: *face quickly turns to indescribable fear*

#pronouns

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i overflowed that toilet while pissing

#wise words from #some guy in the elevator

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the orange m&m is gay and he's into cock and ball torture

#m&ms #cbt #cock and ball torture

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literally most nights i fall asleep to audios from r/gwasapphic

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AUGHH the smurfs are combining

#smurfs

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let's get ready for some concentrated fisting

#fisting