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puhLEASE make a oneshot of Elliott and m!farmer giving each other head. Don't matter if its the farmer doing it or if it's Elliott, one or the other or both. Even headcannons work!

Hello! We both typically do genderless or in my case sometimes high femme. I might could do something with that but I don't have experience writing male readers

#Anon asks #Raven answers

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I'm a little familiar with it due to watching the new animated series but I don't really write for it but also Knives is 17 😬

Can you do the NSFW Alphabet for Ramona, Kim, Envy and Knives from Scott Pilgrim?

Sorry, but neither of us write for Scott Pilgrim. We also only do requests on a case by case basis

#Lias talks

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Can you do the NSFW Alphabet for Ramona, Kim, Envy and Knives from Scott Pilgrim?

Sorry, but neither of us write for Scott Pilgrim. We also only do requests on a case by case basis

#Raven answers

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Hey, with Tumblr's currently fuckery going on both of us are probably gonna be moving our stuff to Pillowfort and posting creative works there more than here. Just wanted to give a heads up to everyone

Since more people are getting curious about it here's a quick guide to Pillowfort!

First of all if you wanna get your stuff seen the quickest way is to join communities. To do that press the three lines in the corner then go to communities

Go to browse, search for whatever you're into and take your pick

Once you find one that looks interesting be sure to read the rules that are usually found in either the header or the rules tab. If you think you'd like that community press join!

Bam! You can now post to that community and other users are more likely to see your stuff!

Next we're gonna follow some people!

You can find people to follow with tbe search function. Search a username then go to the "Users" tab

When you click on a person's blog there'll be a person icon. Press that and it will bring up their about. The follow button is the little plus sign!

Now you're following people so they'll show up on your dash along with community posts!

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The Best Gotham Has To Offer

Contents: Flirting, pining, fluff, gender neutral reader, reader is from this world, reader knows Bruce Wayne is Batman

Words: 650

Bruce cautiously follows the sound of thumping coming from down the hall. He's unsure if Alfred is the one making that noise or if someone was actually dumb enough to break into Wayne Manor first thing in the morning to loot the place.

Drawing closer to the stairs he realizes the sound is coming from the first floor. He proceeds down the stairs and steps into the Grand Hall. The sound seems to be coming from his right, from the bathroom. He quietly approaches the door and knocks.

"Huh?"

The tension leaves his body as he hears your voice, "You alright in there?"

"Oh! Yeah! Sorry for the noise. The sink had a small leak so I'm fixing it."

He turns the knob and walks into the bathroom to see you with a screwdriver in hand twisting a screw back into place on the cold water knob. He leans beside you against the sink cabinet, "You know I can just have Alfred call a plumber for that, right?"

"I know." You pop the little cap with a capital C back into place on the knob, "But I don't wanna just sit here and do nothing after all you've offered to do for me. I want to be useful around here." You respond, turning to face him. He gets a stunned look. You've noticed he's more expressive with the cowl off but you're still not used to it.

"Usefulness isn't necessary."

"It is to me." You say with a serious expression.

He studies your expression for a moment before smiling and standing straight up, "Where is Alfred anyway?" He asks, trying to change the subject.

"He said he was gonna dust the parlor then make breakfast." You drop the screwdriver back into the toolbox and close it, "I was gonna help him with that too once I got done here." You mention while turning the water on to wash your hands.

He lets out a small chuckle, "Aiming to put him out of the job, huh?" He jokes. Something else you're not used to yet.

"Of course not, I just want to help. You're helping me after all, so I want to return the favor."

He smiles again. He steps aside to let you out of the bathroom and follows behind you, "We could go out for breakfast instead." He suggests, "My treat." 

"You don't have to do that Bruce," You stop and turn to him and he stops too, "You're already doing enough for me by letting me stay here while we try to figure out how to get me back to my own universe."

"It's fine really. I'd like you to experience everything Gotham has to offer while you're here."

"I think I already experienced that last night with the whole clown abduction thing."

His smile quickly deflates, "Don't let Joker define how you look at this city. It's got a problem, but there's still good people here."

"I know. I'm looking at one of them." You smile at him this time. You could swear there's a hint of a pink to his cheeks. His smile returns.

"Gotham is a little calmer in the daytime. I know a good restaurant that's in the heart of the city. We could explore downtown too."

"I… guess that doesn't sound so bad. I probably should leave the manor every now and then or I'll go stir-crazy."

"I'll let Alfred know to only make breakfast for him and Dick." He says walking past you.

"He isn't driving us there?" You follow along behind him this time.

"I can drive too."

"I know, but-"

"I think he'll be fine letting me out of his sight for a day." He jokes. You smile and hold in a laugh this time.

"You sure about that? Batman might not need supervision but Bruce Wayne might." You tease.

"Maybe a little." He looks back at you with a grin.

#Batman #Bruce Wayne #DC Comics #dc comics x reader #Bruce Wayne x Reader #Batman x Reader #reader insert #Lias' writing #not continuity specific so could be just about any Bruce you want #also will probably do a part 2 to this

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Howdy! I really like what you write, this is just like a balm for the soul, seriously. I’m not sure, if this has been requested before, but I would be interested to know, how the Sparda men (and V) would behave, if they realized, that they were getting ill, and how the s/o would take care of them or something like that. Just for example, even the most powerful demons can suddenly catch a virus!

Howdy, 

That’s mighty kind of you to say that. I’m honored. I hope this was to your liking. It’s a bit more fluff and comfort than I intended. 

-Rodeo

PS-I’ll reblog this with Nero’s part soon as I established my new policy after this was requested.

Dante 

“Huh, didn’t know I could get sick like this,” Dante mumbles nasally as he lays on the couch, surrounded by tissue boxes. He tried to dismiss it as a sniffle but then he realized he barely gets the sniffles. It quickly derailed from that epiphany. 

He naps around and reads magazines while talking to you, a couch potato. 

He won’t take the strongly bitter medications, he whines like a child, moving his face from the spoon. It isn’t until you manage to find children’s strawberry-flavored medicine that he takes any medication. 

So overdramatic. He’s gonna milk all the attention he can get from being sick. 

“Babe, I am not long for this world. Please, take my worldly possessions when I am gone.”

“What worldly possessions?” You ask, bringing him a bowl of warm broth to drink. He puts his hand over his eyes, posing. 

“Three dollars and a strip club membership card.” You roll your eyes, helping him get propped up by pillows. 

You place a hand on his seething hot skin, pushing his bangs back to reveal that handsome face. He looks even paler than before, his nose red and eyes tired.  His hair is messily splayed around his face, Dante not bothering to fix it. 

You quickly blow on some broth in a spoon, opting to feed him. He smiles and opens his mouth. Surrounded by blankets and pillows on his couch, he looks incredibly comfortable. But with you around, he’s always at ease. 

“I haven’t been sick since I was a kid. Me and Vergil blamed each other for passing it to the other. But dad was sick too, so maybe it was his fault.” 

“Yeah?” You say, offering him a juice box. 

“Mom used to take care of us, like this.” He looks at you, a smile on his face, fond of the past and grateful for the future. 

You talk to him gently, stroking his hair. He falls asleep shortly after. He snores so loudly but the relaxed look on his face makes up for it.  

Vergil 

“Powers” through it. Fails miserably. 

He tries to hide that something is wrong with him and refuses any care for the first few hours of coming down with a demonic cold. 

“I am fine *HACK*.” 

Finally, after having a fever and chills, he agrees to be dressed down and lays in bed. He looks so grumpy, eyebrows crossed as you fluff his sheets and get him a little tray of goodies. 

His head is stuffy, his body is slow, he’s too warm and cold at the same time, he can’t talk without pain in his throat, he hates it. 

Just like his brother, he hates taking medicine. 

“I am in no need of this.” He gripes as you try to get him to consume the syrup. 

“Come on! I’d offer you pills but that would hurt your throat.” 

“I am not that weak to need human medicine.” He counters as he moves around sluggishly to dodge your spoon of bitter medication. 

He’s ticklish at the ribs, and you use your ultimate trump card. Poking him right in his side, he lets out a gasp as you finally get his mouth to open. He winces at the horrid taste.  

Betrayed, he turns away from you. You pat his strong back, offering some warm tea with honey in it. 

Vergil takes your drink, emptying the cup. You smile at his stubbornness. Kissing his warm cheek, you take your leave so he can rest. 

He dreams of his mother sitting next to him when he was bedridden as a child, Dante snoring on his bed a few feet away. Her voice is decades away, a murmur in time. He squints against the light in his dream, and he wakes to a dark room. 

To his surprise, you had fallen asleep watching over him, your head cushioned by your arms on the side of his bed. He weakly smiles, staring into the ceiling before closing his eyes again. 

V

Another stubborn devil who tries to take care of himself. 

His cane shakes, his head aching and he is dizzy. He pushes his hair from his face, sniffling. 

“Don’t worry yourself about me.” Too late, you’re worried and you herd him back into bed. 

He doesn’t make much of a fight out of it, admitting defeat. 

“Oh lookie here. Shakespeare got the sniffles.” Griffon chuckles. 

“Griffon, I will make broth out of you.” You warn, walking out of the room. 

V softly laughs, a raspy noise. He knows you love his morning voice, but with this cold he can’t even talk without his voice becoming null. 

He is propped up, a dark angel in white pillows and sheets reading from his book. V looks practically translucently pale, dark eye circles pronounced and his lips cracked. Shadow is against him, a purring source of heat. 

You come back with enough broth and medicine to last him days of sustenance. He allows you to care for him as he is feeble and lethargic. V thinks he is more than capable to feed himself, yet you insist. 

You know he can’t speak too loud without discomfort, so you take out a tiny bell and leave it in his hands. 

“If you need to tell me something or you need anything, ring for me. ” You go to leave, only to have V quickly ring the bell. You turn and-

He mouths “I love you.” 

“I love you too.”

V sinks into the pillows after you leave his room, finally satisfied after such discomfort. Shadow’s purrs lull him to sleep. He hopes to be better to kiss you safely again. 

#This is so fucking cute #Devil May Cry #Devil May Cry x reader #V x reader #Dante x reader #Vergil x reader

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Dick Grayson relationship headcanons

You're probably gonna get texts from him asking if you want takeout while he's running around as Nightwing. His shift ends soon and he doesn't want to cook. Just don't mind that it's around 5 AM

You have Bruce and Alfred's full approval. Alfred will gently nudge him about getting married when he realizes things are serious between you

Bruce is happy that Dick won't end up like him and has a chance at a "normal" life. He only outright admits that to Alfred though

Dick will help you with anything he can. Whether you need extra hands while braiding or help with research, he has your back

It's always possible that something bad could happen, so he makes sure you have several escape plans and emergency numbers if anything ever goes wrong

He has to train several hours every day to make sure his body stays in shape. If you're interested in joining him, he'll gladly help you. He's a far better teacher than Batman, less brutal.

If you just want to keep him company, he's happy with that too

#Batman Arkham Series #Dick Grayson x reader #x reader #Nightwing x reader #Nightwing

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Would you possibly consider writing a Jack Krauser NSFW alphabet??

Yeah, definitely. Though it'd be for the original Resident Evil 4 and not the remake like my other posts have been

#Anon asks #Raven Answers

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Raven's Legend of Zelda Master List

Ganondorf relationship and NSFT headcanons

#master list #1/100

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Dirty A-Z headcanon game

Send a letter for more information on my muse’s likes and dislikes! Inspired by kinks discussed around the internet. The (explanations) are mere guidelines, feel free to elaborate as much as you’d like!

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) 

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) 

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) 

D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?) 

E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)

G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?) 

H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?) 

I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.) 

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) 

K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?) 

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) 

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) 

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) 

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) 

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) 

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) 

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…) 

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) 

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?) 

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) 

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) 

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) 

#Raven talks #The alphabet is back on

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V date night headcanons

Prefers quiet dates most of the time. He can be easily dragged to a movie theater if an interesting movie is playing. V has a slight preference for horror and musicals or showings of older movies

The entirety of Singin in the Rain is burned into his memory, but he'll still drag you to see it atleast once

Library dates. It's really just the two of you sitting across from each other quietly reading. He'll be delighted if you pick him a book to read and he'll do the same for you

If you have the time for it, then a weekend getaway is ideal. He doesn't really care where

He has a dislike of concerts. The cane makes things difficult, and being stuck in a room with a bunch of tightly packed and probaby drunk strangers makes him nervous

#V #Devil May Cry V #V x reader #Devil May Cry x reader

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Ashley Graham NSFT alphabet alt

18+ for filth

A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) 

Not a lot of porn appeals to her. Bit too unrealistic and violent for her tastes

She has a small collection of vibrators and dildos. Most of them are colorful, she dislikes the overly realistic dildos

B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) 

Both. Definitely both. She has to be in the right headspace to be tied up, if she's not then it can trigger her

She has fuzzy pink cuffs and spreader bars ready to go when she can handle it. Her safeword is teacup

Interested in shibari bondage. She's a quick learner and has a preference for full body harnesses

C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) 

Solid turn off for her either way. If you start crying, then she's ending the session to check on you. Sex is over, aftercare is starting

D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?)

She doesn't care, really. She can work with either role or no roles at all

E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)

Sensation play is intriguing to her. Using ice or a massage candle sounds like a perfectly fun time

She'll keep a small vibrator or two in her panties, if the two of you are staying home all day. Ask her and she'll pull her panties aside, so you can see how wet she is

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)

She's not risking an infection. Food stays out of the bedroom

G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?) 

If you could somehow wrangle Leon into a threeway, she'd die happy. Unfortunately, he's not interested and she can't think of anyone else she'd be comfortable having as a third

H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?) 

No. Humiliating her hurts her feelings, and she just feels bad when she tries to humiliate you. She'll end up relentlessly apologizing for insulting you

Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.) 

Ashley is comfortable being spanked. It doesn't hurt her, it just makes her giggly. Bringing a paddle or cane in the bedroom results in her side eyeing you

J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) 

Typically just water based lube. Silicone would melt through most of her toys. She's interested in trying different lube flavors out of curiosity, even the obviously bad ones. Worst one so far has been bacon flavored

K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?) 

Doesn't mind having marks left behind as long as they aren't in really visible areas. If you accidentally mark her, she'll just complain a bit and cover it with makeup

On the flip of that, she'll leave marks everywhere she can on you. If you want she'll cover yours with makeup too

L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) 

She's rigged her bedroom to have mood lighting with different colored fairy lights. She's very proud of it

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) 

She's not a masochist, not into pain play at all or degradation. She might accidentally scratch you but it's really not deliberate and she'll apologize for it

N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?)

Enjoys being delayed for a little while, but only in the current session. Not interested in being denied for days, it frustrates her and not in a fun way

She's an absolute bastard when it comes to the reverse. You'll have to work for that orgasm

O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)

The furthest she's willing to go is flashing in a photo booth, having sex while camping or in an abandoned location. Her being caught doing anything would be a scandal and isn't something she wants to deal with

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) 

She doesn't ask for nudes, but she's happy to receive them. She returns with nudes of her own, heart emoticons or an occasional awooga

You're guaranteed to get at least one picture of her doing a peace sign while fully nude

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

Ashley is a fairly loud moaner, she doesn't scream often. She's more of a quiet eyeroller than a screamer when things are good

She has a tendency of putting a hand over her mouth to stifle the sounds

R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) 

The closest she gets to planning ahead of time is calling you before she gets home to let you know what's up

S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) 

Sucker for lazy morning sex, the added bonus is you both get to stay in bed for a little while longer afterwards

She'll fuck you awake if you're comfortable with it. Not super into being fucked awake herself

T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…)

Typically bottoms, but she will break out the strap on occasionally  

U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) 

She owns some lingerie for special nights. She leans towards babydolls, bodysuits and basques in bright colors

Day to day wear is comfortable cotton bikini style panties and t-shirt bras

V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?) 

Exhibition and glory hole curious. She can't really act on those kinks, so do her a favor and roleplay all the things she can't do

W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)

Bath and shower foreplay is okay. Actually having sex in water isn't that fun for her,

X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) 

Ashley loves costumes, she has a chest full of them and she goes all out with makeup too. She has a couple different bunny and cat girl costumes

Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) 

She doesn't mind being called mistress, but she doesn't want it to be an everytime thing

Hates being called princess and ma'am. Will not use daddy in a serious way

Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) 

Thighs, breasts, neck and back. Her nipples are incredibly sensitive

#Ashley Graham x reader #Resident Evil x reader #Ashley Graham #Resident Evil 4 Remake #Resident Evil #NSFT #NWS

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Ganondorf relationship + NSFT headcanons

18+ for filth under the cut. My taste in men continues to be strange

Skilled at braiding hair and willing to teach you as long as he's not busy. He learned it from Gerudo women as a child

He will not let you dress like a slob in public. Being with him comes with the expectation that you'll look the part, and he will raise hell if you push him on that. He doesn't care what you wear in private at all though. Go crazy and wear a burlap sack, if you'd like

You're gonna get lavished in an ungodly amount of jewelry, he'll even let you borrow some of his. The borrowed pieces will look comically oversized on you, but it's the thought that counts

He'll refer to you as his pet from time to time. If anyone else calls you his pet it results in a painful death. One of his lackeys made that mistake only once

No one with half a functioning brain messes with you, it's guaranteed to piss him off beyond imagining. Some are afraid to even look in your direction because of him

Ganondorf has a hardcore corruption kink. He wants to see you at your most depraved, desperate and whorish. More than that, he wants to make you that way

He will literally use you like a cocksleeve. He only needs one hand to lift you, he might as well take advantage of that fact

Trying to dominate him only amuses him. He'll humor your attempt with barely contained laughter

#Ganondorf x reader #Ganondorf #The Legend of Zelda x reader #NSFT

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Vergil NSFT alphabet

18+ for filth. If your blog says you're a minor then you're gonna get blocked

It hit me that I never wrote one of these for Vergil and I needed to fix that

A = Aftercare

Bathing is what he prefers. Being able to touch you casually and show affection without feeling awkward is an absolute joy for him. Since it's usually the end of the night, it's also time for the two of you to relax together

He actually needs aftercare, he won't admit to it easily, but he needs the closeness. Leaving him alone for too long after sex hurts him, he starts feeling used and ashamed

He doesn't want to come across as needy or weak in your eyes so he won't mention it under normal circumstances

B = Body Part

He's not picky in either case

C = Cum

Always inside unless you want something else. He stays buried in you until he has to pull out or he's hard enough for another round

Hates condoms, but he'll wear them if you prefer them

If he's in his devil form, he cums way more. Enough that it rushes out around his cock

D = Dirty Secret

He's just as filthy and depraved as Dante, it takes trust to bring it out of him though

E = Experience

Vergil has had only one or two partners before you. He has an idea of what to do and what he likes in theory but not much practical experience

F = Favourite Positions

Wrapped lotus and full nelson. Missionary is fine, but he does worry about accidentally crushing you and it keeps him from fully relaxing into it

G = Goofy

Surprisingly, not as serious as you'd figure when he gets comfortable in the relationship. He keeps his snarky sense of humor and quick wit

H = Hair

He's not hairless like V is, but his hair is so light and thin, it's hardly noticeable

I = Intimacy

Once he gets comfortable being fully vulnerable he'll fully admit to loving you and showing tenderness

Even during rough sex, he retains a hidden sweetness. He trusts you to tell him if you're uncomfortable with something, but he still checks in just in case

J = Jack-Off

Not often. He prefers to come to you to take care of any needs that might arise

K = Kink

Edging, orgasm denial, shibari, bondage, domination, overstimulation

L = Location

Anywhere private, where no one can hear or walk in

M = Motivation

Being bratty towards him gets him going pretty fast. He'll fuck the attitude right out of you until you're good to him again

N = No

Doesn't enjoy pain play or blood play. He won't let you collar him either. Anything that reminds him of his time as Nelo Angelo is off the table

He doesn't want to use his sin devil trigger. There's just too many risks involved for him to feel comfortable

O = Oral

He'll hold your hips down to keep you from going anywhere until he's through with you. He'll moan against you if you pull his hair

You're not gonna be able to fit him in your mouth and he knows it. He'll laugh at you if you repeatedly try it

P = Pace

Rough and slow

Q = Quickie

Not into it. He can wait til later and he expects you to be able to wait too

R = Risk

Down to experiment, even willing to bring out his lesser devil trigger if you think you can take it

Doppelgangers too

S = Stamina

There's no chance in hell you'll outlast him, even on your best day. If you challenge that then you're not leaving the house any time soon

T = Toy

Doesn't really care for many of them especially vibrators. It's not jealousy or anything like that, they just don't appeal to him

He's fine using cock rings if you'd like him to

U = Unfair

Like V, he can tolerate being denied for a long time, but he can outlast his other half. He can handle being edged and denied for over a month before he has to tap out. The downside is near the end, he starts getting agitated towards everyone that's not you

If you choose to make him wait like that, know turnabout is fair play and he doesn't show mercy

V = Volume

Pretty quiet until he starts getting close to cumming. The exception to this is if you're blowing his back out, then he gets loud quick

The louder he can make you get, the more amused he is

W = Wild Card

He's very interested in predator/prey play. Vergil gives you a head start, but there's no escaping him. He doesn't care about playing fair, he'll gladly trick in front of you just to mess with you

X = X-Ray

Uncut and thick as hell. His cock clocks nine inches easy and curves upward slightly

Y = Yearning

Vergil has a sex drive to rival Dante. Until fairly recently, he's had no reason to use it so he mostly ignored it

Z = ZZZ

He stays awake long enough to read a couple chapters in whatever book he's currently reading. He has a hard time sleeping even when he's tired, it's a way to help him wind down

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Leon Kennedy NSFT alphabet

18+ for filth

A = Aftercare

Cuddling and maybe a nap. It's a good time for him to rest, he rarely gets a chance to relax anyway

He'll keep your head pressed against his chest and a hand on your back

B = Body Part

He knows his arms are impressive and he's very aware of how you look at them

He's an ass man and that embarrasses him slightly

C = Cum

D = Dirty Secret

He has an oral fixation that goes both ways. If you'll let him cum in your mouth, that's what he prefers. If you're not into that, then he'll do whatever you ask

Loves it if you push his cock back inside when he tries to pull out to cum

E = Experience

F = Favourite Positions

Not as much as you'd figure. He's had a couple partners before, but he's usually been focused on something else. The else being like studying to be a cop or getting completely mentally fucked by trauma

 

Missionary. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. He has a secret thing for the amazon position, even if it scares him a little bit

G = Goofy

He retains his quick wit, even if he's getting fucked into a mattress. His smart mouth just doesn't stop

H = Hair

Leon has a faint blond happy trail leading down. He keeps things trimmed up nicely but doesn't shave

I = Intimacy

He's a sweet talker no matter what

J = Jack-Off

Frequently checks in with you to make sure you're okay

He tends to only masturbate while away from home, if he feels incredibly desperate or if he's commanded to

K = Kink

Rope bondage, edging, play wrestling, begging. He doesn't have anything going for him that could be called extreme

L = Location

As long as it's private then he's fine wherever

One of the few people that enjoys car sex, but it's tricky finding a safe location to park. It's worth searching just to have you bouncing on his lap in the backseat

M = Motivation

Sitting on his lap is a good way to get him going. You can feel him get hard in almost record time

N = No

Nothing that causes serious harm, no guns and no unnecessary bodily fluids

O = Oral

He eats pussy like a man possessed and can hold his breath for a long time. He knows how to curl his fingers just right too

His cock sucking skills leave something to be desired, but he's enthusiastic and willing to learn. Just show him what you want him to do

Likes being deepthroated, his concern over hurting you keeps him from asking for it

P = Pace

Slow. He wants to be able to take his time and enjoy it. And it keeps him from cumming too fast

Q = Quickie

Loves a good, quick fuck especially before going out somewhere. This has the chance of backfiring and resulting in you staying at home, but no one can really complain

R = Risk

Nothing in public and nothing filmed. He doesn't need the government to find out and put him on an even shorter leash

S = Stamina

He's willing to experiment as long as it follows those rules

He managed to fight through an entire village, a castle and an island in one go. He can do whatever you ask of him easily

T = Toy

He'll use whatever you have on hand either on you or himself. He's not gonna be jealous of a toy, that'd just be stupid

Slightly curious about making a silicone dildo of his own dick

U = Unfair

Loves a good tease. He'll repeatedly press his cock against your hole just enough to let you feel the light stretch before pulling back. He'll do it until you either beg him or push him in yourself

V = Volume

He can be a complete bastard if he wants to be. He'll have you begging to cum until your voice is hoarse

W = Wild Card

He finds himself embarrassingly loud, but he's only slightly louder than normal. Leon starts swearing like a sailor the closer he is to cumming

Dominate this man. For all that is holy, dominate him

X = X-Ray

Y = Yearning

Around six inches, pleasantly girthy. His shaft is slightly larger than the tip. The head is extra sensitive

Mid-high. He's ready to go when you are, unless he's too tired from work. Even then he might let you ride him to sleep

Z = ZZZ

He doesn't get to sleep peacefully often, but sex puts him out like a light

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Leon Kennedy relationship headcanons

If you're cooking, he will wrap his arms around you and won't let go, he'll just walk with you around the kitchen still latched on. The plus side is he works as an extra hand when doing this

His work takes him away from home often. He calls when he can. And emphasis on calls, he prefers that over texting. Text has too many opportunities for miscommunication

He sends postcards with bad jokes and puns written on them while he's away. I'm talking the wackest jokes humanly possible here

Leon would like to adopt a dog at some point. He has his heart set on a golden retriever and he will not be swayed. He'll break out the puppy dog eyes over this if he has to

Huge fan of cuddling to the point where you'll wake up to him holding you even in summer. The heat doesn't bug him enough to stop him

Enjoys giving piggyback rides and he's strong enough to handle it

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