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re-birb · 6 days
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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re-birb · 9 days
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How old were you when you found out Lightning McQueen's first name is Montgomery? 💀
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re-birb · 7 months
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re-birb · 8 months
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fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!
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re-birb · 10 months
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i bet you draw porn of minors
????? I am a minor????
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re-birb · 11 months
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Hi,
It’s you friendly neighbor fanfic author here. In the light of this apparent new trend of people feeding unfinished fics to AI to get an “ending,” and some people even talking about “blanket permissions,” let me just say this:
I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE TO FEED MY FICS TO AI. DUDE, THAT IS ABOUT THE LEAST RESPECTFUL THING YOU CAN DO. IF YOU DO IT, SHALL YOU BE EXCOMMUNICATED FROM YOUR FANDOM AND WALK ON LEGOS BAREFOOT TILL THE END OF DAYS.
That is my anti-permission.
Thank you for your attention.
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re-birb · 11 months
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149🐇05.29.23 chibi totoro
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re-birb · 11 months
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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re-birb · 11 months
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writing, in theory: fun
writing, in practice: [unintelligible noises] [sobs] [maniacal laughter] [screams]
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re-birb · 11 months
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Welp.
im just gonna share this here and nowhere else. I usually do remember my dreams so usually they won't stand out like this but it was one of the most insane character arc type things that has.ever happened. I woke up (in the dream) and immediately knew something was wrong, my parents were calling me downstairs for some reason and told me we were going on a trip, my sister wasn't there for some reason and they told me she didn't exist. There were these weird tiny bugs on the ground while we were on the way to the car, (I assumed they didn't matter) we headed to this weird giant multiple floor parking lot and drove all the way to the top looking for parking and ended up on the roof. Apparently this was actually intentional and my dad ended up driving the car back "looking for parking" while my mom walked me towards this bridge thingy that led to a pier to our right that was over the ocean, which definitely wasn't there before, something was most definitely up by now so I stepped back from her and asked where we were going, responded with "that isn't a relevant question" and I was like nope, and started running towards the other side of the roof because the road we had gotten there on was gone, she just sorta grabbed my arm and dragged me back to the pier and threw me on one of the boats which immediately started moving and only the. Realized the water was black, which was not the color.water.is supposed to be, I wasn't trying to, but I fell off the boat and couldn't swim back to the pier and just sorta sank, then woke up and gave my parents suspicious looks.
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re-birb · 11 months
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I don't even know.
i was really bored
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re-birb · 1 year
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Idea: In mage culture, those who have trouble using their hands are considered less valuable than those who can’t use their legs. This is because to use magic, you need hands. It is a popular torture method for enemies of magic to break mages hands.
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re-birb · 1 year
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reblog for wider reach id appreciate it
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re-birb · 1 year
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122🐇05.02.23 mama & baby
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re-birb · 1 year
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If you’re reading this: this is your sign that your WIP is worth writing, is worth the effort, and that you are doing great. Keep going, take breaks, reflect. But do not lose sight of how far you’ve come on this project! You can do it!
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re-birb · 1 year
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re-birb · 1 year
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love the word "methinks". like lol. yeah. me sure is thinksing.
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