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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #angel husk #husker dust

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #alastor the radio demon

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #alastor the radio demon

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust

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-just fought off a horde of exorcists-

Vaggie: Wow. I can't believe every single one of them hit you right in the dick.

Angel: *high-pitched groans of pain*

#source: dragon ball z abridged #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vaggie #angel dust #incorrect quotes

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Vaggie, pointing at the kitchen: Good lord! What is happening in there?!

Angel, trying to keep her from seeing the fire: Aurora borealis?

Vaggie:

Vaggie: Aurora borealis?

Vaggie: In Hell?

Vaggie: Localized entirely within our kitchen?

Angel: Yes.

Vaggie:

Vaggie, suddenly curious: May I see it?

Angel: ...No.

#source: the simpsons #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vaggie #angel dust #incorrect quotes

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Alastor, trapping the gang in an escape room: Vagatha, as usual, nothing but complete and total focus!

Vaggie, scouring every square-inch of the room like her life depends on it: You're not getting a fucking joke out of me until you let me out of this room!!

#I like to think that Vaggie is secretly the most obsessively competive one there #source: game changer #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vaggie #alastor the radio demon #incorrect quotes

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Vaggie, imitating Angel: I'm Angel. I mock others to distract myself from the emptiness inside.

Angel: That's fair. That's a fair hit.

#source: the good place #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vaggie #angel dust #incorrect quotes

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Alastor, on the radio: And now I'm going to read Angel Dust's social security number out loud.

Vaggie: And we're not going to censor it, because buyer fucking beware on anyone who tries to steal Angel Dust's identity.

Angel: Yeah, good luck with my credit score.

Vaggie: You would be inheriting a level of debt that would make even Charlie go "Okay, man. After a certain point, this is your fault!"

Angel: [WHEEZE]

#I don't think they have SSN in Hell but shhhh #source: breaking news #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor the radio demon #vaggie #angel dust #incorrect quotes

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Charlie: Tell me the truth. Look me in the eyes and be straight with me.

Vaggie: You can't expect me to look into those eyes and be straight.

#source: tumblr #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #charlie morningstar #charlie magne #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes

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Adam: That's it! Everybody dies! Say goodbye to your kingdom, Princess of Hell!

Charlie: Well, that's not very nice.

Adam: OF COURSE NOT! I'M FUCKING EVIL!!

#source: dragon ball z abridged #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel adam #charlie morningstar #charlie magne #incorrect quotes

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Lucifer: Don't make me come down there and be a parent!

Charlie: First time for everything!

#source: dragon ball z abridged #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #charlie morningstar #charlie magne #incorrect quotes

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Alastor: Oh, come now. If I really am as evil as you say, then let God strike me down where I stand!

*lightning bolt strikes Alastor*

Alastor, perfectly fine: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

#source: dragon ball z abridged #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor the radio demon #incorrect quotes

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Husk, pointing at Angel: And that must make you the tough, stupid one.

Angel: Hey! You take that back!

Husk: Alright, fine! You're not tough.

Angel: Thank you.

Angel:

Husk:

Angel: Hey, wait a minute!

#source: dragon ball z abridged #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #incorrect quotes

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Niffty: I have a question.

Niffty: Die.

Adam: That's not a quest-

Niffty, pulling out a knife: You're goddamn right it's not.

#source: dragon ball z abridged #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #niffty #hazbin hotel adam #incorrect quotes

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Vaggie: ...

Angel: ...

Vaggie: Can I ask you something?

Angel: Sure.

Vaggie, gesturing to the spaghetti all over the walls and ceiling: Why?

Angel, shrugging: You know how it is with spaghetti.

Vaggie: I don't think I do, actually.

#source: 4chan #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vaggie #angel dust #incorrect quotes