Netflix and chill, but itâs gothic metal and cuddling. Reblog if you agree.
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if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while.Â
the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships
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Modification of Phone Wallpaper
I do not claim ownership of these photos. I'm not sure where I got the source file but I have it here. My only possible source may be a SpongeBob page from Facebook, the ones that does each episode frame by frame.
I modified it four times: one for black background for better battery on AMOLED screens, one for the transgender flag, one for my ace gf, and one for the lipstick lesbian flag. Maybe you'll enjoy it too
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It could go for a while--it's a big cat-egory
Lion puns! Go!
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The tradition of wearing a flower on ones lapel began as a statement of the wearerâs taste in heavy metal genres:
Classical Metal- Crocus
Glam Metal- Great White Rose
Power Metal- Amaranthe
Thrash Metal- Ancipitia Anthrax
Death Metal- Corpse Lily
Black Metal-Â Carpathian Bellflower
Gothic Metal- Tristania
Doom Metal- Green Carnation
Nu Metal- Cornflower
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if (tisNobler(sufferSlingsAndArrowsOfOutrageousFortune) > tisNobler(takeArmsAgainstASeaOfTroubles)){
Suffer();
}
else{
endThem(byOpposing);
}
Go watch some tutorials H
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Is it DnD because the âandâ in âDungeons and Dragonsâ gets abbreviated? Or because a bunch of nerds getting together to play âDaDâ could be confused with some other activities?
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easy solution to avoid vampires..
b e c o m e T U R N I P :D
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Quite the cryptid: it always shows, yet refuses to truly reveal itself
the tiny drop of water thatâs stuck in my french horn and wonât come out
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Good vampire puns are a *silver* of hope in these trying times. Unfortunately, they *don't reflect* the true state of comedy
vampire puns, go!
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Someone said it! Engineering school can get v depressing bc your peers are like *that*
Like, I just wanna talk about robots, not make fun of or devalue more theoretical or artistic fields you absolute Vogons
The quickest way to clock an engineer in the physics department is when they start to make fun of âuseless knowledgeâ. Like GTFO here circuit boy some of us have a drop of curiosity in our hearts and we donât need you little shits skulking around, stealing our ideas to make money.Â
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not to get too controversial or anything but i think i should be allowed to set things on fire with my mind
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Like this?
How about âItâs a dog yeet dog worldâ?
im having a mental image of a corgi accidentally soaring through the airÂ
the ask box isnât open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests
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This reminds me of my favorite humorous Linux terminal command, "sl".
It's a common typo when people try to list the directory contents, "ls".
You know what it does?
STEAM LOCOMOTIVE, Y'ALL
When youâre tired of making typos, so you include them as commands (Valve Source Engine)
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Too easy
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Reblog if you do at least one of the âfine artsâ
-Music
-Technology
-Film/photography
-Visual arts
-Drama
-Dance
-Writing
Add anything I missed
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