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I, for one, welcome our new Reddit financial overlords.

#eat the rich

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-_-

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Please stop touching your face, even if it’s to express the profound loss and unending terror you feel inside.

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EEEE-VEN FLOOOOOOWWWW

#pearl jam

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Wanna hear a joke?

Why is the stock market like sex?

I should have pulled out way earlier.

#funny jokes

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Awww yeah! Check out this sweet logo I just made!

#sweet logo brah

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Meanwhile, in China...

#practice safe trading

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He’s not reacting to the crash, he just finally watched the final episode of Breaking Bad.

#breaking bad

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This dude is all of us right now.

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That face you make when you check your 401k balance.

#401k #i'll retire when i'm dead

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Bad timing, Peter.

#marketcrash

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Well shit. This blog is suddenly relevant again.

Oh, and STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE

#stop #touching #your #face

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“He tweeted what? I just... what does ‘but so fast’ even mean?”

#but so fast

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“All I’m saying is, if the Earth was round, why don’t planes just fly off into space?”

#flat earth #do the research

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The moment Peter realized that market volatility was his fetish.

#fetish

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Today, this blog turns 10 years old. Thanks for a decade of likes, reblogs and general ambivalence.

Aw man. The house is a mess, mom’s going to kill me when she gets home.

#happy birthday