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WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT TO BE THIS GORGEOUS??

#hb #hb spoilers

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#this one legitimately #seinfeld

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#old tumblr rlly had a thing w/ chocolate didnt they

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Helluva boss spoilers

IK I SAID ID STOP BUT HOLD ON

SHUT TVE FHCM UP WE SEE THE PARROT GOETIA IN THE LVL SNEAK PEAKS EVERYONE IM SO HAPPY! I THINK HIS NAME IS VASAGO

#YES YESSSS #hb #hb spoilers

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

#apparently this is just from twitter but i need an official novelization now #this is so good

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#he was legit crazy for that #dungeon meshi

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Hello ✋️✋️I’m Sorry😔 if this offends🤨 you🫵, I’d like you 🫵to be my sugar 🧂baby👶, just letting you🫵 know 🧠my intentions ‼️Dm📩 if you’re interested...🥰🥰😍

WOW so many ppl want me

#ask #im so flattered :3 thanks

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i say again and again madison cunningham is the white girl everyone thinks taylor swift is

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whatever

#1984

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We’re not making it out of this one

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

#taking the 'do it scared' one

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Apparently the 25th was Deer Day and no one told me akcnskv

#oh this is just adorable... adeerable? #it is very DEER to me ty aneh #good omens

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Hello I’m Sorry if this offends you, I’d like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Dm if you’re interested...🥰🥰😍

i'm crying this might be the best one i've ever gotten

#SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU... #ask

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Are you religious or just genuinely in the bible fandom? I mean no disrespect either way

Yes

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i need to make it clear that if i EVER, and i mean EEEEVVVVVERRRRR. call aziraphale “azi,” “az,” or “azira,” it is not a nickname!! it is to save time and/or space!!

and you will NOT catch me using those names in a fanfic. crowley would NEVER call aziraphale that. angel is the only acceptable thing for crowley to call az, nothing else will do.

SPEAKING OF!! i absolutely HATE when im reading a wonderful fanfic and then crowley calls aziraphale “baby” or “sweetie” or literally ANYTHINGGG other than angel or his name. it pains me.

#fr fr i think once they get their shit together aziraphale would b the queen of pet names (my dear boy...) #good omens

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#<3 #fav

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A litre of this would fix me, dunno about oop, im built different