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Dan really had like six months of Smirnoff ice fueled sexually confused hook ups at 18 and then immediately met the person who's soul, whatever they are made of, is the same as his.

Phil on the other hand spent years in the northern English twink mines. Grinding to get MySpace famous posting waifish homo-emo thirst traps only to get catfished by a pair of fans... Going on dates with men who rejected him for not being masc enough to exclusively drink beer at a cocktail bar... Trying to pick up guys at the combination gay bar and Chinese restaurant who turn out to be straight and only talking to him because of that fucking commercial... Getting cheated on in his first relationship by an Abercrombie & Fitch employee??

#the northern english twink mines #crying #listen i used to live in northern england. there are no twinks #dnp #phil

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"i wanted to look emo, and attract emo boys" — amazingphil, 2023

#dnp #phil

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When Twitter inevitably explodes I want this to be one of the few surviving tweets

#this is REAL? #i thought it was a joke

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​dykes of the world we must objectify each other it’s literally all we have left

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I had a piss kink but then I had a kidney transplant and now I can’t do anything with my piss because I feel like it’s not mine anymore and I don’t have consent from the kidney donor to do anything kinky with their piss

i don’t know if i want this to be real or not

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Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?

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Holly being the one vanishing would make sense from the rumors of that blonde girl joining the cast. I think there’s a large chance Holly may be the one in the Wheeler family going missing.

#please no... idgaf about holly wheeler #if its anyone other than mike vanishing i dont want it #st5 spoilers

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[tender, emotional music playing]

#byler #byler fanart

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This love, right now It's all we got, all we need

#hobi #jhope

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“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

#art #poetry #comic

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#NICE #women

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

#i think of 'decay exists as an extant form of life' often #also exists and extant are the same thing i just noticed that and its going to bug me #fungi #mushrooms

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insp:

#FHFHDHFJFJFHSAJLFGJSKSL #me screaming #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley

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There’s no reason to be this smiley while saying this

#dnp #phan

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#phil

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slutty emo phase

bonus:

#dnp #phil

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DYKE!

#lesbian #ldov