sarcastictonystark

[sarcastictonystark]

I know this is a hard one to grasp but just because I'm not here doesn't mean I don't exist. You guys have object permanence I'm sure of it.

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[sarcastictonystark]

No one forgot. If my numbers are right it actually looks like they told their friends. Or bot accounts, it's all the same thing.

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[sarcastictonystark]

It's not a secret we all know and we're concerned.

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[sarcastictonystark]

I've only got the one kid how much stuff do you think I need to move?

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[sarcastictonystark]

I'd say you've given most of my readers something new to be anxious about, but let's be honest here maybe half of you drive and that's a generous estimate.

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[sarcastictonystark]

The only thing stopping you is yourself.

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[sarcastictonystark]

If I wanted to argue with people on the internet I'd get a Twitter account.

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[sarcastictonystark]

This line is as reliable as death and taxes.

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[sarcastictonystark]

I inadvertently replaced my habit of talking to people online with a new habit where I drink enough water. Working on a solution.

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[sarcastictonystark]

This was very much a Lego year. A solid two-thirds of that list was Lego sets. On what is surely a completely unrelated note, I feel like I'm doing a fantastic job as a parent.

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[sarcastictonystark]

I swear questions like this get made in a factory.

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[sarcastictonystark]

I'll give you all of this. Except the typing speed. My words per minute is pretty damn good for a guy who had to relearn half the keyboard with a new hand.

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[sarcastictonystark]

This one's going right into the team group chat.

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[sarcastictonystark]

Do I look like I know anything about linguistics?

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[sarcastictonystark]

I'm one of maybe three people on the planet still making flip phones if that's not small enough for you I'm not sure what to say.

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[sarcastictonystark]

It's not even a story. A lot of people didn't like me then, I decided I'd just have to deal with it. That's it. No soul searching, no feeling sorry for myself. Sorry to disappoint.

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[sarcastictonystark]

This is not a club I want to be in with him alone please add Barton or Lang.

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