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Robin: What’s your biggest fear?

Farmer: I threw a boomerang a year ago and it never came back

Robin:…

Farmer: I live in constant fear…

#could also be Sam and Penny #incorrect sdv #incorrect sdv quotes #incorrect stardew #stardew valley #sdv #incorrect quotes #sdv shitpost #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv farmer #sdv robin

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is this a real company

Joja Co. is a real and fully functional company. Here are our headquarters 💙

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Ummmmmmmm🤨if you hate Joja Co. so much then why do you breathe air that we pollute🙄🙄🙄

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aw hell nah they done fired employee #768718 for speakin their mind

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when life is not okay, remember this

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guys i think he’s bringing chili

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one of my chickens did this today but i didn’t get a good picture of it so here’s a faithful recreation

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Haley <3, Maru<3,Penny <3

Decided to do three of the lovely bachelorette’s today and the others another day, this is what i got done before work! Hope everyone enjoys their lovely wives! 

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currently replaying stardew valley for him and him only

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I GRADUATED YALL 🎓✨ ya boy is officially unemployed

Next thing I'm gonna do is try to make more art before I get obliterated to the void.

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Haley: Who needs drugs? I'm high on life.

Sebastian: Who needs life? I'm high on drugs.

Emily : Who needs high? I'm drug on life.

Abigail: Who drugs high? I'm life on needs.

Sam: Hi I'm drugs, who?

Maru: Life on needs.

Penny: Who needs drugs?

Linus, fondly: Drugs.

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Haley: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Alex: For Dusty.

Haley: Why are you making pancakes for the dog?

Alex: He doesn’t know how.

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THEY!!

#omg this is so good

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Caroline: Did you have to stab him?

Abigail: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Pierre: What did he say?

Abigail: “What are you gonna do, stab me?”

Caroline: That’s fair.

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Pierre: *Lying in bed* What do you want from me?

Farmer: *Standing in the corner, eating a kit-kat the wrong way*

Pierre: *Sobbing* GO AWAY!!!

#me when I stay in Pierre’s house at night #sdv #incorrect quotes #incorrect sdv #incorrect sdv quotes #incorrect stardew #stardew valley #sdv shitpost #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv pierre #sdv farmer