seafoamswindler

[seafoamswindler]

“Change, I see it in everything. I see it in a boy, rocked by tragedy — transform his pain, and defy reality.”

Oh Mirage, the man you’ve become today.

#apex legends #mirage #emergence; #apex legends season 10 #respawn #EA #LAUNCH TRAILER #finally some good lore

[seafoamswindler]

😐😑😐

Getting tired of ur bs apex (with the new crypto twitch prime skin)

#crypto #apex legends #apex legends season 9 #taejoon park

[seafoamswindler]

I'm not saying that valkyrie should get a mothman skin for Halloween but that's exactly what I'm saying

#apex legends #apex valkyrie

[seafoamswindler]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

#:((((( #bloodhound #apex legends #this was wholesome #i lob my cryptid

[seafoamswindler]

ah, of course wraith gets the skin with the oni mask.

#apex legends #legacy; #season 9; #wraith #wraith is respawns favorite child #you CANT DENY THAT SHIT MAN #u really think the devs would give a skin like this to someone else? nah of course not #YKNOW im not gonna say it- nOPE IM NOT #watch me get cancelled for this #HAHSNSMSM

[seafoamswindler]

apex: HEY LOOK AT THIS NEW PERMANENT MODE THAT WE ARE GONNA SHOW IN THE LEGACY GAME PLAY TRAILER !! LOOK !!

also apex: oh- oh yeah it's not coming at launch. ..aha...

#apex legends #season 9; #legacy;

[seafoamswindler]

what I say: ew men

what I mean:

E - im

W - seriously in love with

M - irage

E

N

#apex legends #mirage #:( #legacy; #season 9 #s9; #launch trailer

[seafoamswindler]

yall r a different breed

#apex legends

[seafoamswindler]

okay maybe u watch data miners or maybe u don't personally eh whatever

but like this isn't abt that -- this is abt.... this skin,, ugh-- ugH???

I just wanna talk to the dev who said that it was a great idea to bring this skin back -- mainly so I can drop kick them

?¿ WHY DID U CHOOSE VIOLENCE IN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

#apex legends #mirage #war games; #data mining #thx shrugtal #:( i wanna drop kick this dev #or group of devs #creative team for mirage whoever #im willing #to dropkick #anyone.

[seafoamswindler]

The only legend that matters. 😤

#apex legends #lmao this is is the shittiest meme ive made #and its hilarious asf #idc what yall say im funny as FUCK #animal crossing #isabelle #sorry to bring you into this isabelle. #ily

[seafoamswindler]

reminder that I'll never disappear and if you dislike me for any reason I'll come back stronger and full of unpopular opinions to bless your hashtag 🤧

Ah, I love it here 💗

you mf's think I was gone ? wrong-o.

#apex legends #mirage #lmao i wouldnt be surprised if ppl dislike me for my post #this is just my villain origin story

[seafoamswindler]

thx in advance 😌

#apex legends #memes #im funny #dont talk to me lmao

[seafoamswindler]

gross.

#apex legends #crypto #mirage #cryptage #if you tell me you like these skins youre automatically a sociopath #you need to see an eye doctor immediately #i dont make the rules

[seafoamswindler]

when a respawn dev says "I think we balanced this very well" do you automatically think "ah this is gonna fuck me over, isn't it?" or are you normal?

#apex legends #like please lmao #ur lyingggggg #ALL DEVS DO IS LIE #well at respawn anyways

[seafoamswindler]

petition to give us a mirage skin where the damn himbo has full blonde hair

thanks -- I'll cry now so I won't have to when respawn doesn't give it to me.

#apex legends #mirage

[seafoamswindler]

Love having no textures for bloodhounds hands

#apex legends #bloodhound #love that for them so much #also YEA i censored me and my teammate #if youre not self censoring-- are you even running a blog? #didnt think so. #also respawn? #yeah fix your shit bruv.

[seafoamswindler]

CRYPTO AND MIRAGE ANDMMSS NOOOOOO MY HEART FCCUCJSKCS

#apex legends #mirage #crypto #and everyone else #too many tags