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hello everyone I have extremely cursed excruciatingly terrible news

based off of this post which was cursed enough to begin with, to be honest. anyway the rats fuck

#nsfw #listen I don't necessarily think I got the best pictures for this but y'all canNOT say I didn't try #kfljsdghsdlkfh I was like scouring the reboot episodes for potential screenshots and nothing had like...the correct energy??? #y'all lemme know if you think I should redraw them properly........I do have that cursed power and I will use it #pinky and the brain #brinky #super cursed

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the beginning of my latest descent into madness

On a vaguely related note, isn’t it weird when you’re just getting into a new thing and you’re like “oh this won’t become my new hyperfixation haha of course not” and then you start stalking the tags and watching all the clips of it you can find and about halfway through you’re like “👀 oh no”

#and then minutes after that I was like ????? the rats are gay???????????? #bc like I always had the vague idea that pinky and the brain was a show that existed and was probably pretty good but. but I didn’t #I felt like I had just learned that some super distant uncle of mine had a husband and I hadn’t known for like 20 years #anyway they’re our gay rat uncles now and I’m very glad they exist #greg sketches #animaniacs #pinky and the brain

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Okie! I'm excited! Ok, could you draw Dib teaching Zim how to swim? (Zim has on paste as well as his human disguise, and they're both fully clothed cuz yeah I'm weird XP) Please and thank you!

ok so he’s maybe more harassing than teaching but like they’re tryin lmaooooo

Also sorry for the super long delay!! On the one hand some important stuff happened to me (got to hang out with my lovely gf for a whole weekend and got a job!!) but on the other hand *finger guns* I don’t know executive function and that bitch don’t know me either

This was fun!! Y’all hit me up if you got any other requests :p

#greg sketches #invader zim #dib membrane #zim #requests

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As a wise fandom member whose post I can’t find once said: your honor, the rats...are gay

I don’t remember where I got the dialogue either lmao

#istg I can like...almost remember where I got this from #I hate having holes in my brain (adhd) >:/ #brinky #pinky and the brain #oh and I’m starting on requests real soon!! haven’t had time to actually draw for a hot second #but I’m workin on it ^^

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Holy shit this blew up overnight :O given that I vanished for so long I’m super flattered y’all, thanks!

More stuff comin up soon! Feel free to send in requests too ^^

Yoooo speaking of Zim requests I just remembered I had this lil thing all ready to post! :D

I mean he’s not exactly Italian you can’t blame him for not knowing how it’s pronounced

#seriously thank you!! glad y’all liked it! ^^ #self reblog

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Yoooo speaking of Zim requests I just remembered I had this lil thing all ready to post! :D

I mean he’s not exactly Italian you can’t blame him for not knowing how it’s pronounced

#also that little zim running away is probably my favorite thing to look at on this page #he’s just like >:V #love him #greg sketches #invader zim #zim #dib membrane

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@felixthecat13owo oh absolutely!! I love Zim! :D little stinky bug boi...so fun to draw heheheh

In fact I might as well list some other shows/games/stuff I’d happily take request for! Let’s see, Animaniacs/Pinky and the Brain, Yugioh (although I actually have a whole different sketchblog for that one lol, hmu if anyone wants the url), Invader Zim, Phineas and Ferb (love me some wholesome Doof and Perry heheh), Telltale Batman, Zelda, Samurai Jack...uhhhhhhh I think that’s it

And for anybody else who didn’t see the previous ask, no nsfw and nothing too complicated please! Plus, since they’re just for fun, I may need to turn one down if I’m not really excited about it 😅

Now I happily encourage anybody who feels like it to send me some ideas! :>

#oh btw uhhhh #if there was interest for commissions then like 👀 I would happily do them heheh #like if anybody would want a full color piece or something more complex or OCs or whatever? hmu y’all I’ll figure out prices somehow lmao

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Hi! I absolutely adore your art! I'm wondering, do you take requests? It's ok of not!

Aww thank you!! And omg yeah, I’d be happy to! Jsjdhgdhs I haven’t been active in so long, I’m flattered that you’re still interested ^^

Anything’s good so long as it’s not nsfw or super complicated! Have at it! :D

#ps I haven’t posted any of my gay rat sketches yet but like...y’all could totally ask for gay rat content just sos ya know #or yakko I love that little stinker #and of course I’ll still take Batjokes requests since that’s what everybody’s used to from me rn lol

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hey y’all!! I liiiiive :0

goddamn it’s been a minute huh? I did so much stuff last year. I graduated, I got together with my wonderful gf (SCREECH), and also I figured out I’m ADHD and I’m doin waaaay better now :D so maybe I’ll actually do better at maintaining this blog, who knows! (probably not. I am terrible at keeping up with things)

anyway, my new hyperfixation is Animaniacs—more specifically, Pinky and the Brain and the Warner kids—so expect lots of that! I never watched it as a kid but I binged pretty much everything I could last month, and now my sketchbooks are full of the chaotic puppy sibs and gay rats lmao. go ahead and dip if it’s not your thing no hard feelings

oh and also quick reminder, I’m 25 now and that means I’m an adult, even if my brain feels permanently stuck at “foolish baby person”. so unfollow me if you need, y’all take care of yourselves!

ok thanks for listening, I’m gonna go draw more gay rats

#also you may notice from the bio that I had some fun gender realizations #namely that gender just doesn't feel real to me so I guess it isn't lmao #like am I a woman? a man? something else? fuck idk bro I'm just greg #go explore your genders y'all!! it can be so fun heheh

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yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

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How to Draw Native People: a Tutorial/Reference Guide

As requested, here is a basic guide for how to draw Indigenous peoples (mostly focused on North America)! Also please note that this is not an exhaustive list of Native American phenotypes/features, and more like an intro on very common features that can be found in us, and even then, not altogether at once on a single person’s face. I highly encourage the use of references and care taken into research when drawing. I may do a part 2 that goes slightly more into depth, but for now, enjoy part one.

Resouces:

How to draw Native Skin tutorial (don’t draw us red!)

List of Native American Celebrities, which include their tribe(s) and home country, with 1,250 names, to use for your referencing pleasure

How to draw black people by Peachdeluxe, & Black hair in depth by misslaney for mixed black Natives

How to draw East Asian People, a guide by Chuwenjie, for mixed Asian Natives AND because it includes a lovely tutorial on monolid eyes, a shared feature of Native people

get drawin!!

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For artists who have problems with perspective (furniture etc.) in indoor scenes like me - there’s an online programm called roomsketcher where you can design a house/roon and snap pictures of it using different perspectives.

It’s got an almost endless range of furniture, doors, windows, stairs etc and is easy to use. In addition to that, you don’t have to install anything and if you create an account (which is free) you can save and return to your houses.

Examples (all done by me):

Here’s an example for how you can use it

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Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.

I’m afraid

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I’m going to give you the best piece of Adult Life Is Hard advice I’ve ever learned:

Talk to people when things go to shit.

I don’t just mean get it off your chest, although that’s good. I mean: Something’s wrong with your paycheck/you lost your job/you had unexpected emergency car repairs and now you’re broke so your credit card payment is late. Like, not just 15 days late. We’re talking, shit got crazy and now you’re 90 days late with compounded interest and late fees and the Minimum Payment Due is, like, $390, and you’ve got about $3.90 in your bank account. Call the credit card company. 

I know it’s scary. I know you feel like you’re going to get in trouble, like you’re gong to get yelled at or scolded for not having your life together. But the credit card company isn’t your parents; they’re just interested in getting money from you. And you can’t squeeze blood from a stone or money from someone who doesn’t have any. So what you do is you call them. You explain you’re experiencing temporary financial hardships, and you’re currently unable to bring your account up to date, but you don’t want to just let it get worse. Can you maybe talk to someone about a payment plan so you can work something out? Nine times out of ten you’ll be able to negotiate something so that at least it’s not just taking a constant, giant shit on your credit score.

- Can’t pay your power bill? Call the power company.

- Can’t pay your full rent? Talk to your landlord.

- Had to go to the hospital without insurance and have giant medical bills looming in your place? Call the hospital and ask if they have someone who helps people with financial hardships. Many do.

- Got super sick and missed half a semester of class because flu/pneumonia/auto-immune problems/depressive episode? Talk to your professor. If that doesn’t help, talk to your advisor.

You may not be able to fix everything, but you’ll likely be able to make improvements. At the very least, it’s possible that they have a list of people you can contact to help you with things. (Also, don’t be afraid to google things like, “I can’t pay my power bill [state you live in]” because you’d be surprised at what turns up on Google!) But the thing is, people in these positions gain nothing if you fail. There’s no emotional satisfaction for them if your attempts at having your life together completely bite the dust. In fact, they stand to benefit if things work out for you! And chances are, they’ll be completely happy to take $20 a month from you over getting $0 a month from you, your account will be considered current because you’ve talked to them and made an agreement, you won’t get reported to a collections agency, and your credit score won’t completely tank.

Here’s some helpful tips to keep in mind:

1. Be polite. Don’t demand things; request them. Let me tell you about how customer service people hold your life in their hands and how many extra miles they’ll go for someone who is nice to them.

2. Stick to the facts, and keep them minimal unless asked for them. Chances are they’re not really interested in the details. “We had several family emergencies in a row, and now I’m having trouble making the payments” is better than “Well, two months ago my husband wrecked his bike, and then he had a reaction to the muscle relaxer they gave him, and then our dog swallowed a shoestring and we had to take him to the emergency clinic, and just last week MY car broke down, and now my account’s in the negatives and I don’t know how I’m gonna get it back out.” The person you’re talking to is aware shit happens to everyone; they don’t need the details to prove you’re somehow “worthy” of being helped. They may ask you for details at a certain point if they have to fill out any kind of request form, but let them do that.

3. Ask questions. “Is there anything we can do about X?” “Would it be possible to move my payment date to Y day instead so it’s not coming out of the same paycheck as my rent?” The answer may be “no.” That’s not a failure on your part. But a good customer service person may have an alternate solution. 

Anyway! I hope that helps! Don’t just assume the answer is “no” before you’ve even begun. There is more help out there than you ever imagined.

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Having troubles with facial angles in your drawing style?

Try a 3D sculpture of your art in your own style in a free program that is simple and very easy to use.

The program is called Sculptris and is a free off-shoot program from Zbrush, that program that you keep hearing about but either takes selling your kidneys or piracy to actually use. 

If you download it and sculpt out a facial model, you can have references for your own work for all of time. No more endlessly searching Google for reference materials or twisting/rotating/flipping a drawing to see if there are flaws. And you can easily edit it to create more facial types. This way, you can make character references for any and every face and facial angle that you can think of.

The program offers mirroring right from the start, so your faces will be perfectly symmetrical. You can turn off the symmetry for things like scars or otherwise. 

It takes a little time. For instance, I downloaded the program on Christmas and, in my spare time, this took a few days of getting familiar with the program (first day) and then sculpting for a few minutes each day, mostly due to my perfectionist nature. And this one isn’t even done. I still have to mold the mouth, ears, and other smaller aspects before I consider it done. However, I was so giddy over the possibilities that I wanted to share this with my fellow artists.

From now on, I have reference for a face in my own style and will be able to create things so much easier in the future.  I hope that this helps you guys and that you have fun with it.