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its 2023 and i just learned abt these two but i'd kill for them

#amazing #lovely #thing is #who would have a whole character arc #and who would just become obsessed with cowboys #could go either... #is remus barbie.

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btw i found out that there are actually two major types of bleeding heart doves, and that while one of them looks like it bears a wound on its chest, the other looks like the one who made it

#aw #bleeding heart doves

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it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

#only the most hinged of men #T_T #LMAO #hes so hinged you could uh #hang him? #nooo

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I love you trans women I am sorry about the world

#yeah. #other day i had a moment #some asshole did a fake bump-into-you thing #and an even faker OH; SORRYto a friend #i shouted but she didnt even react #why cant everyone calm tf down

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Adulthood has taught me that loading a dishwasher is a skill and it is a skill that not everyone possesses

#so true #fridge too #the lopsided stack of cheese in mine #makes angels clench their fists #its FLAT #just STACK IT

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They’re at some fancy party spotting some SNACKS

#i foudn it #i found . it

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i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

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Autistic spaces are getting so much more hostile towards people with low empathy, and it sucks

There was a subreddit I really liked, people were chill, and then there was a sudden influx of people making posts like ‘Autistic people have empathy! Saying we don’t makes us seem like monsters! Thats not a symptom!’ And people making posts explaining that no, actually, some of us do have low empathy got attacked and told they were wrong or ableist? And it sucks, because its just so hard to find a place to exist where you can be seen as not evil? I don’t know, it just hurts a lot to be told that

#certified emanuel kant post #lol #he said that performing compassionate acts #based only on pity is actually SELFISH #so he would agree #cos you should do it...like... #idk #bc its right??

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doing important research on this fine sunday morning

#haiku bot #biggest freakin plot twist #seein that hes sent me here #spiders r just leggy bois #breathe and remember they have 8 eyes too #the real enemy are centipedes yall #scuttle scuttle

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#how would you like your sleeve #sire #LEG O MUTTON #okay...ill invent something #LMAO

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

#this is sweet #prose poetry #not me slapping that label #on anything i think is good writing #hey. hey. #anything is poetry if i say so #or if you say so #ok

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Sirius wouldn’t just ask Remus if he’d still love him if he was worm, he would actually get James to transfigure him into a worm for a whole day just to put Remus to the test and then be pleasantly surprised when Remus decides to carry him around in a little jar and get stressed whenever Sirius tries to escape, cause well, hello, he’s a worm he will absolutely get stepped on.

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Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

#yes yes yes #i aint even gotta read this #i know i love her #here you read it tho

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it seems my gender is particularly bewildering today

#i read the 1st #presumed it was bewildering the owner #but no #this gender bewilders others! #how whimsical

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#lmao #hes blazing #sadly its correlation #what needs abolishing isnt suits #its rotten hearts

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ok heres a useless poll no one wanted

#and maybe where u from #cos i say pome #and if im being clear i say powum #id ne'er say po em #but that is how its spelled...

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Hotels shouldn't provide free matchbooks either. Men might eat them by accident :(

Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?

#bro what. #the ONLY viable reason not to #is that if they dont get used #they may still need replacing #for hypothetical hygiene reasons #like how an unused knife still gets replaced at a restaurant #but other than that yes yes absolutely they should have a couple pads in a bathroom cabinet #be useful