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Unhinged Plot Bunny that I’ll probably never write:

Jason Todd is a Dance Dad/Brother and get violently angry with all of the shenanigans Abby from dance moms pulls.

#it was too funny not to put down somewhere. #Jason #jason todd #unhinged #crack #I don’t know what’s wrong with me

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Momma didn't raise a quitter. She definitely raised a bitch, but not a quitter.

-Nesta Archeron

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Every Robin After Becoming Robin: omg bruce didn’t replace you!!!! your literally perfect in his eyes. you can do no wrong. and he looks at me and ……. he sees all the ways you were better. he loves you ….. i cant replace you when we dont even compare !

Every Robin When Someone Else Becomes Robin: this mf replaced me

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Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

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A Damian twitter post for you all

Based on this tiktok.

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We’ve been married over a year and this is still true.

My fiancé just puts my mind at ease. I can be on the verge of a full blown panic attack and he can make some dumb joke to distract me. Something that isn’t even funny but it makes me smile and distracts me. He is my best friend and I don’t know what I would do with out him. Guys marry your best friend it’s the best.

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*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you

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Dick Grayson: "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" SMASH CUT TO: DICK HAVING PLAYED 60 HOURS OF A RACING GAME IN THE CIRCUS I cannot express how hard I lost my shit at this, because they are currently in the middle of trying to outrun an actual firestorm being rained down on them by Firefly, Dick just broke his promise to save himself if things went down, he dragged his 280lb mentor into the Batmobile and probably barely reaches the pedals because he's still like eleven years old and Batman is FULL FORCE YELLING AT HIM for disobeying direct orders and this CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVES OF STEEL TO SAY RIGHT TO BATMAN'S FACE "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" when he knows Batman knows Batman doesn't have a simulator and HE MEANT THAT HE'D PLAYED A BUNCH OF RACING GAMES. Let's be real, Bruce didn't put that kid on a dangerous path, Bruce put a fucking leash on that kid so he was maybe 5% less dangerous and likely to get himself killed and HE WORKED A MIRACLE TO GET THIS FAR.

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Trying my hand at digital art

#procreate #digital art #painting #procreate painting #digital painting

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About that lawsuit, huh.

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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Dick: I wish I could know why you have so much violence and contempt in your heart.

Stephanie: I work in a supermarket.

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jason: i’m damian wayne’s emergency contact

nurse: so, you’re here to pick him up?

jason: i’m here to be removed as his emergency contact

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Ken's purpose was to be Barbie's trophy husband. He barely had any good clothes or shoes to wear.