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Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”

And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?

You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.

#lgbtq #news #louisiana #democrats #republicans #politics #healthcare #nbc #nbc news #transgender

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can’t wait for spring i’m going to eat so many flowers

comprehensive list of edible flowers to celebrate spring!:

magnolias (they taste like ginger)

dandelions (only eat the yellow stuff not the bitter green stuff)

violets (if u make tea from them then add lemon it turns pink! tastes earthy and mildly sweet)

lilac (they're bitter on their own but if you put a flower head in cold water for a couple hours it makes the most divine, refreshing spring drink)

marigolds (kinda peppery, v fun in salads-- used as a sub for saffron in cooking)

rose (the og edible flower, most are very floral and taste like how they smell, they make for an excellent tea as well!)

nasturnium (very peppery, almost like horseradish-- not my fav but if u like it go off i guess)

peonys (mildly sweet, floral flavor and fun to eat off the bush)

wood sorrel (the flowers are small so it barely made it onto this list but they taste like little bombs of green apple so go eat them--also eat the leaves!)

daisy (some say the yellow center tastes like pineapple-- i think its a bit of a stretch but they are sweet and tasty nonetheless!)

red clover (the flower heads can be white or pink-- the pink ones are the sweeter ones)

redbud (these grow on trees in v early spring-- they taste exactly like snap peas.)

always remember to do research before eating any wild plant, and always be 100% certain that u have the right one-- also don't eat stuff that might be contaminated with pesticides

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I need a job so that I can buy discord nitro and not feel guilty for Spending Money that I Should Be Saving

I can justify $4.99 a month for roblox to give me ingame currency at a slight discount paired with other saving opportunities for said currency, but I can’t comfortably justify $9.99 a month so that I can have funny lil images tor each server I’m in. I will simply live with the inability to have a picture for every inside joke.

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Roman empire is the og splatoon

#roman empire #ancient rome #rome #splatoon #not going to elaborate

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THEY ARE SPINNING

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Why didn’t they just strain the sauce?

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

#is glass a good seasoning?

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🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

#unhinging with the boys.

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Small joy of the day: my mom taught me how to soften sticks of butter with a warm bowl so I don’t have to wait hours for cookies :)

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

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My bad it was just the wifi

WHERE DID MY OTHER BLOGS GO

#oopsie #got concerned for a second

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WHERE DID MY OTHER BLOGS GO

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NOO

“I want everything in your wallet. Right now, and no funny business.” Bazu’s first prayer in millennia was answered unexpectedly, in the strangest of ways. This unlikely savior had just accepted her ancient burden of his own free will. “Thank you,” she whispered gratefully, handing it over.

#I’ve lost whole saves to this bitch

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grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.

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I’d sleep through the apocalypse but I’m awake as soon as any living being is within a certain proximity of me

POLL TIME BABY

Tell me in the tags if you'd like!

#hate waking up at night

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Holy shit

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do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day

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Mowing through a pack of twizzlers like a pencil sharpener