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big fan of artists who depict martin looking more and more like peter every season. also a big fan of artists who depict jon looking more and more like elias every season. like hell yeah remind me how they never break the cycle and are all just replaceable pawns to the same eldritch horrors I love it keep em coming boys.

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #elias bouchard #peter lukas

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i'm sorry it will never not be funny to me that within the first 7 episodes of the magnus protocol, gwen implied lena was socially inept in front of her new employee, admitted to wanting to steal her job, suggested she was incompetent, and blackmailed her using footage of a failed murder attempt. jonah magnus would have made you relive your worst trauma for far, far less. instead lena gave her a god damn promotion and free tips on dealing with the horrors. human equivolent of a punching bag. why am i the only one aware of what a loser she is

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #gwen bouchard #lena kelley #tmagp spoilers

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I’ve seen so many versions of the tma finale where Jon is a distorted thing with a bunch of eyes floating above the ground but hear me out:

The moment Jon becomes the pupil of the eye, he looks even more like himself than he’s looked in years.

I dunno I feel like the implications are kinda sick.

#OH GOD OH FUCK #!!!!!!! #this fucks so hard #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #mag 200 #tma spoilers

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

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Imagine you're me, about to listen to the new Magnus Protocol episode. You see the title is "Getting Off" and you chuckle to yourself. Then you immediately feel bad because no, you just have a dirty mind. Johnny and Alex are trying to craft a serious, complex, and horrifying story that hopes to surpass its amazing predecessor and you're laughing. Grow up me. Getting off is probably referring to a train or a bus -- maybe even a boat! Yeah that makes sense, because the last statement we had was ocean-themed. Cool, now that we got that cleared up, let's press play--

And the episode is about a fucking killer mascot going to a strip club. God I hate it here.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #mr bonzo #tmagp 12

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pretty normal podcast listening experience i think,

#lmao #the magnus archives

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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

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TWIN PEAKS | S01E01

#dale cooper #harry truman #twin peaks

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TWIN PEAKS — 1.06

#dale cooper #deputy hawk #harry truman #doc hawyward #log lady #twin peaks

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mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

#mr bonzo #tmagp #the magnus protocol

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leaving my hibernation to post this

#the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #alice dyer #gwen bouchard #tmagp fanart

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sorry!

please enjoy another messy cas sketch

#castiel fanart

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When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 12 #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo

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Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:

Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed

#elias bouchard #jonathan sims #tma

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I understand Gwen Bouchard so much because I love Alice with my whole heart but if I had to work with her every single day of my life while she’s not taking seriously a job that I want to do right I would become the meanest bitch to ever walk the Earth

#the magnus protocol #gwen bouchard #alice dyer #tmagp