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legitimately don't remember how to make sims

#I forgor #also um. hi 🤡 #it's been. a second. a minute. some might say

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dating advice for zombie boys who are going out w/ the capricious demon girl that reanimated them......google search

#she's the daughter of satan himself.....he's the reanimated corpse of a greaser boy that died in a motorcycle crash back in the 50s.... #comin 2 a hbo channel near u #as soon as I made her in cas I felt like they went together #and I was COMPELLED to take screenshots u know #ts4 edit

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Did I read that correctly? It's your birthday???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

I hope you have an awesome day with lot of time spent with the people and animals you love, and eating your favorite foods!!!

(If it's not your birthday, I am so sorry, adkjakdsj)

AHHH yesss you read it right!!! it's my bday!! THANK YOU SO MUCH BABE!!

this was SO sweet to receive, thank you so much 😭💕

#:"'O #asks #morrigan-sims

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She

#yes this is the content I choose to come back with!!! it's MY birthday and I choose the CONTENT #ooky spooky demon tiddiess #she would punch me in the face on sight and I would understand and encourage it #ts4 edit

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Ahh, it's nice to see you posting again! How has life outside of simblr been treating you? Any interesting updates? I hope you're having a great day!! :)

omg hi morri!! I hope you're having a wonderful day!!

I meant to answer this as soon as you sent it, but time got away from me!

I've been good though! <3 lots of working and not being super creatively motivated, but I did get to go to the Renn Faire multiple times (and I'm going again some time next month!!!! ahhhhh!!)----the faire is 100% my new favorite place and I love it sm.

^ check out this puppy in a pirate costume. NEED I SAY MORE??

other than the renn faire (which has dominated my whole brain since august), I've just been playing a lot of animal crossing and adulting...oh! and I'm about 58 pages into frankenstein! that's something!!

today's my birthday, so I took a couple days off from the soul-crushing grind of work to DO NOTHING lmao.....it's a much-needed respite tbqh

I hope you're doing awesome and having a wonderful Autumn!! 💛🧡❤️

#:) #asks #morrigan-sims

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Mine are the biggest parasites, I’ve got huge parasites!

THE HOBBIT: An Unexpected Journey (2012) dir. Peter Jackson

#@ my last text post: like hello???? hello sir??? who gave u the right??? #this gifset is so loud #not to turn this blog into a multifandom nightmare oml #but UM #reblog #nonsims

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this is exactly what happened at the cereal convention.

#gjsksvzhiwgshs #this took me OUT #thinkin about Them #the entire first season of the sandman is living rent free in my brain I love it sm #nonsims #sam speaks

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peter jackson's adaptation of the hobbit is one of the most bloated monstrosities that I've ever watched, but kili's hot so it's forgiven I guess

#warning warning we are experiencing high levels of BrainRot on smallcowplant.tungl.com #it is Autumn and I have been Consuming Media #cannot beleaf they made three movies out of book smaller than a driving manual tbqh #and! p jackson are u gonna riddle me why your hot elf girl oc doesn't kiss kili until he dies??? #if ur gonna give me fanservice fanfic give me FANSERVICE FANFIC damn u 😤 #he was truly wild for that one #the only things redeemable about the hobbit movies: #1.) kili being ridiculously fine for absolutely no fckin reason #2.) radagast and his hedgehogs #3.) parkour legolas #that's it that's the list #nonsims #sam speaks

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When an ancient evil is released, a plucky goblin girl and a spoiled prince must embark on a quest to save their realm.

Main Story Navigation Page

Read by Chapters / From the Beginning / Most Recent Posts (WIP! Will be updated with links once the first story post is up!)

Disenchanted is a story written by an adult and is intended for an adult audience! It’s a conglomeration of all my favorite tropes, cliches, and is very derivative of multiple things that I love! 

Listed below are the current content warning tags that I will be utilizing! This list will be updated accordingly as the story continues!

AlcoholTW: Alcohol/drinking is routinely shown in a party/casual setting.

BloodTW

ViolenceTW: Fantasy-typical violence featuring swords/knives and physical assault.

SharpObjectsTW: Catch-all tag for knives/swords/etc.

DeathTW

AnimalDeathTW: This is heavily implied in the first chapter. Imagery that goes along with this scene does NOT feature any actual animals, but signs of the attack are apparent.

HorrorTW: Several scenes feature scary imagery/characters that could be considered horrific.

SpiceTW: First chapter includes a slightly spicy scene, nothing particularly graphic but still a bit zesty! The story will eventually feature additional spice, but that won’t be for a bit!

If you need anything additionally tagged, please don't hesitate to send me a message!

#posting this to motivate myself u know #I don't have actual posts for you quite yet! but I do have this navi page! #disenchanted: navi

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it’s happening!

everything is still a MASSIVE wip, but you can check out the navi here if you’re so inclined! 

sent a message over to tumblr support so hopefully I can get javascript enabled on my blog and make disenchanted's story navigation page! 🗡🔮🍄

#some of the links are clickable!! some are.......not lmaooo #but I'm glad that I was able to get a semblance of order to this! html stresses me tf out so I went for minimalism lol

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‘tis the season 🎃🍂 

I had my first cup of pumpkin spice coffee of the season yesterday, which means it’s autumn now and summer is officially over thank u very much

#I do not make the rules but I do enforce them #also lmao @ me posting random edits of these characters before u all have properly met them!! #I luv them ur honor......I Cannot Not #disenchanted extras

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sent a message over to tumblr support so hopefully I can get javascript enabled on my blog and make disenchanted's story navigation page! 🗡🔮🍄

#doing some plotting on my lunch break u know #sam speaks

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cc finds blog? o-o ...pls?

omg I have so many cc finds blogs and they are all absolutely trainwreck nonsense messes

@smallccfinds @ye-olde-ccfinds @rindlerose

I'm so sorry to make you sift through these....barely anything is tagged 💀

#asks #anonymous

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built an Evil Tomb and made some Ne'er-do-well's......now just time to take pics and get the prologue for disenchanted out into the world 🕷☠

#psyche! tho bc I have to build a moonlit path for the initial scene #and then!!! OFF THE GROUND BBY #ideally I'm going to be posting in sections as I go #bc half of what makes storytelling on this platform fun is the interaction/comments from y'all #so I need to get u the goods soon #nonsims #sam speaks #disenchanted rants and raves

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@rainymoodlet: makes a bachelor challenge

my peanut brain: ooga booga my submission will be an ex-pageant queen and the 1st Runner-Up of Miss Simerica 1996 (and um, yes, the title was stolen, and NO, we don’t talk about it!!) also she’s a country girl yeehaw save a horse ride a cowgirl amirite ladies

may I present She™

#has she had any work done? well that's not any of ur business sugar #say hi to missy #she'll get an actual post w/ pics and a full description v soon #I made a pinterest page for her.........smh #dan nicky your bobbie s #ts4 edit

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*frantically tapping on mic* hello......HELLOOOOO??? IS THIS THING ON??? this is NOT a drill!!!!

rainymood exclusive! our newest bachelor? daniel taylor re-emerges with surprise announcement for 'garage' fans.

you heard it here first! after ten years of peaceful retirement in the desert hills of starlight shores, host of "your dad's garage" daniel taylor has stunned fans new and old with the leaked confirmation that he will in fact be the latest bachelor chosen for simnation's "kiss me in komorebi".

that's right! another bachelor challenge for your feeds! i have always wanted to do one, and who better than with dan? the deadline for entries for this casting call is september 1st! for more info, see below!

more facts about daniel: you may recognize him from sammyshuno's mini bc! (known as david tyler) daniel taylor was known as the bob ross of the woodworking world in the 90s - the host of a thirty minute segment called "your dad's garage", his home improvement show lifted him to a b-level of fame and celebrity recognition for the two seasons it ran. however, while filming season three, an accident lead to a circle saw flying up and cutting him across the face. the injury took months to heal, and in that time, daniel's peak had come and gone, and he had no desire to win it back. he took a step back from showbiz, living out his "retirement" nestled in the wide mountain rages of starlight shores and rising to recent rekindled cult status with his tiktok channel and camping vlogs. what started as a fun way to re-engage with his hobbies became an opportunity for a new start in the spotlight, his agent said - and after the soft intro of being seen with jupiter york, the next step was clearly to sign him on for a show with a title that has the vibe of a mid-2000s kdrama... right?

general guidelines.

accepting sims of any gender identity, young adult/adult. daniel is 40 years old, and has been out of the limelight for the past 10 years. consider this for your sims! they may know him from the original run of his show, or his reruns, or his tiktoks, or... not at all!

occult friendly!

no romance-based traits (outgoing, etc. are allowed, but 'romantic' or 'alluring' are no-nos; unflirty is fine!)

please include their traits, aspiration, their age (in number) and their height! it might not be that important, but for posing? i'd like to know 😏

i love to read any kind of backstories, fun facts, or impressions or thoughts you have about your characters to give me a good idea of writing them! i love to set up my sims in-game with the traits, likes, and skills they're given in creation to have autonomy work as realistically as possible!

this will be a syndicated tv show, like nbc's the bachelor. it will include behind-the-scenes posts, too, things the cameras don't see (because third person omniscience, babey) consider this in your applications!

i will be combining all manner of mods and gameplay rules for this challenge: the first impressions system, wicked whims, etc. i've decided on two households of candidates, so that will be 14 sims in total!

use as much cc, skin details, etc. as you like, and feel free to give your contestant an outfit in every category! i only ask that you definitely give them a cold weather outfit, and that you keep it to one outfit per category.

the show will be taking place in mt. komorebi! it's gon be cold. daniel is a huge nerd and wants to do outdoor activities, hence...

please tag me in your posts with the @ feature!! or tag the post "rainymoodletbc"

thank you so much for reading this far! i hope you guys have as much fun writing your contestants as i have drumming this up! i will be coming out with more posts and information about daniel as the days go on: there's a lot going on right now, so i thought this would be a perfect time to drop a call for auditions!!

@foxsimthings @aniraklova @buglaur @morrigan-sims @adrasteamoon @hauntedtrait @gothoffspring (just taggin ppl who were interested i am not tellin you to make sims tylkjfslkj you don't have to!!)

#I already have a sim in mind....... #three clues as to the theme as emojis: 🤠👑💃 #let's GOOOOOO #also tysm shan for the month time limit bc u KNOW my ass is slow af #reblog

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worst part of storytelling in the sims is making the subtitles look good I s2g 💀😭

#these damn subtitles will be the death of me................. #I love writing #love posing + building sets #love editing #HATE SUBTITLES lmaooooo #sam speaks