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A couple years ago, I was staying with a friend for New Year’s and we’d decided to drive down to this adorable strip of locally-owned small business shops and check them out. The bakery was particularly crowded and since I wasn’t planning to buy anything, I waited outside. It’d been snowing, and since moving I’d picked up a “Californian-experiences-true-midwest-winter-for-the-first-time” habit of making at least one (1) tiny snowman every opportunity I get

so I built a little snowman on one of the small tables on this strip. 

after about three minutes of cramming ice together, I hear, “Do you want espresso beans for the eyes?” and I turn around and there’s this gal leaning precariously far out the window of her coffee shop, surrounded by her coworkers, holding out her hand and said espresso beans.

I think of those strangers often. just the thought of them all looking out the window to see this random stranger on the corner in the snow building a tiny snowman and deciding to join in, make it special for no other reason than that they wanted to. people are so, so precious and I’m never going to forget that moment.

#humanity

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#what i envision when someone asks me to imagine my dream girl #trent reznor #nine inch nails #fav

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May your pain medication always kick in right after you take them. May your compression garments always slip on your body with ease. May you always find your footing when you walk. May you wake up with energy and zest. May your sinuses always be clear

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I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

#schrodiner's cat vibes

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the weirdpilled accordianmaxxer

#sure i'll reblog that #fav #weird al yankovic

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Tuesday, April 23, 2024

"Weird Al" Yankovic, Drew Carey, Thomas Lennon

Fuck Weird Al, Kill Drew, Marry Thomas

#sure i'll reblog that #weird al yankovic #drew carey #thomas lennon

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Made a Trent Reznor collage, feel free to use it 🖤

#it's beautiful #trent reznor #nine inch nails

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#video #important

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it’s actually against the law to be mean to me btw

#kurtis conner

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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.

https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975

There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.

Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

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Weird Al Fact #49:

Al had planned to create a pastiche of The Cure, but during the process accidentally discovered the cure for polio instead.

#THE CURE MENTION #<- prev tags #I MADE THIS POST JUST FOR YOU BUDDY 💖💖💖💖💖💖 #also thank you for the addition

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virgomoon's emergency aid, please! <3

in the short of it, i need dental work done and i have very shit dental insurance that's literally not helping me at all. the full story is posted on my gofundme below. please share this and potentially donate. anything helps. genuinely, anything and everything.

linked below is my gofundme, my cashapp, and my venmo. please dm if you'd like to donate via paypal. i'd be so grateful if you could share this

c.app / v.mo

$0/$2,563 (April 27)

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I love seeing Al's band members in the background of the music videos. They feel like irl easter eggs for dedicated fans. (Most non-fans don't even know he HAS a band.)

Also pointing at a random guy and shouting "JIM," "JON," "STEVE," and "RUBÉN" is just really fun in concept.

#found this in my drafts #snowy speaks #weird al yankovic #jon schwartz #jim west #steve jay #rubén valtierra

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If I ever download TikTok it will be to make ONE video and ONE VIDEO ONLY. I will simply drop the vid and disappear off the app.

In the backroom of the place I work, the camera pans from the wall to a messy stack of empty boxes. One box has a large red sticker that says "FRAGILE" and the camera zooms in on it. The moment it's readable "The Fragile" by Nine Inch Nails starts playing, specifically Trent singing "I won't let you fall apart," before abruptly cutting off.

#found this in my drafts #it's from november btw #snowy speaks #tiktok #nine inch nails #the fragile

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Whoopsie, I missed yesterday's fact. I thought I had queued up everything. So everyone gets two facts for today.

#snowy speaks #fake-weird-al-facts

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they couldn't make kitchen nightmares today. it's because of the woke. instead of burgers gordon ramsay would have to show them how to make pronouns

#mmmmmmm the she/they burger with genderfluid soda and zie/zir fries #fav #kitchen nightmares #gordon ramsay