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sketched some san langs ✨

#heaven official's blessing

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my dream surgery is a hysterectomy where they put a 100tb ssd hard drive in there instead

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Luffy Week Day 1: I’m gonna become King of the Pirates!

#one piece

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Tumblr Code.

#4 million...

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wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

#WHAT

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I made it out of the torture labyrinth. and you can too

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"i usually think about other stuff" is one of my favorite phrases ever . truly lifechanging when it comes to not wanting to feel like u Have to have an opinion on everything. like literally. i usually think about other stuff

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fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

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halfway to halloween.........

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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident

#fave

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Someone requested Chilchuck and Hatsune Miku

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glasses

#ugh the way you draw them.... soooooo good #svsss

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There’s no punchline, I just wanted to draw them together

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“a community without romance risks being brutish and crass, superficial and brittle, cruel and even muderous. . . i don’t mean just romantic romance. i don’t just mean erotic romance. . . i mean the romance that allows us to soften our voices when we see each other.”

maya angelou, 1998

#oh OKAY #love #writings

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wet cat shidi for the svsss gotcha for gaza event

if you wanna check out the whole project and donate for svsss art, check out @SVSSSAction on twitter!!

#hes sooooooo beautiful ohhh liu qingge #svsss

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the only thing on my mind right now is liu qingge...

#saaaaaave me lqg #svsss

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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i