"With all the love from me, with all the dying trees I scream. The angels in my dream, yeah, had turned to demons of greed that's mean"
- Soul To Squeeze, Red Hot Chili Peppers |
Art tag: #metal pipe asmr | silly tag: #mud eeks
I FOUND THIS MASTERPIECE IN MY NOTES AND I DO NOT REMEMBER WRITING IT 😭😭😭😭????
It has been an hour since Lips slid an empty cocomelon themed paper plate to Zoot, staring at him intently through his shut eyes.
Zoot, confused as the only contents of the plate are an empty pistachio shell, has only stared back.
"Zoot why arent you eating your ray william johnson pog champ wholesome 100 les claypool special burger im getting angry" Lips finally asked, crossing his arms in a way that seems more amused than angry.
"What" replied Zoot.
Lips, annoyed, turned to take another swig of his Alice in chains superstore brand puscifer special les claypool special crack soda (cheese whiz miracle whip couple tortilla flavor)
"Omg is that the Alice in chains superstore brand puscifer special les claypool special crack soda (cheese whiz miracle whip couple tortilla flavor)" exclaimed zoot
"Yes"
"Omg that's so cool!!1!1!1!!1!!!1!1!1!1!!"
"Here bbg you can have some 🩵"
Lips threw the can at zoots face.
Zoot absorbed the soda and can into his magical body, immediately gaining +28828383838383838228 iq because les claypool makes you smart
Jesus appeared to them, holding a kitten
"you two shalt play chess with Mr. Bungle" the savior announced, handing Mr. Bungle the Kitten to them
"OK thank you jesus" Lips smiled as he took the cat
"Omg I'm so good at chess I win 4939838338838383838383838383 times while sleeping" zoot said
"That's so hot"
"Ikr"
"I wanna see it lets (claypool) play chess" Lips screamed at the top of his lungs as he pulled the chessboard out of his pocket and placed it on the table
Unfortunately it clipped through the table and fell on the floor
"Oops ill pick it up don't worry" zoot offered kindly and loudly
With the power of les claypool special burger and mr bungle the kitten at his side zoot rose the chess board back to the table
"Omg babe you're so talented" Lips yelled back
I THINK I WAS UNMEDICATED AND EXTREMELY HYPERNLMFAOO
LMAO I'm writing a fic for the au that's basically a retelling of papa louie 3 but it's in this au and way worse and I'm just gonna say. poor captain cori
I'm developing my radish au a bit more with an 'organized crime' approach. And I made this little design of what Radlynn may have looked like when she was casually working for madish
I personally think the sickle is fucking badass
Also, the official name for this AU is just gonna be "Operate, Annihilate" because yes
call it what u will, identifying with an animal is one of the most ancient and universal human experiences. the oldest known depiction of a human has a lions head. i am being dead serious when i say there are few things in this world more normal than being a furry