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i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

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the thing about literary analysis is that its not often “the author intentionally made the curtains blue to represent sadness“ its more like “this is the 5th piece of writing where this author describes blue curtains, incidentally the bedroom his mother died in when he was 6 had blue curtains“

#yeah #and the author might not even realize and has just been subconsciously using that association #q

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ship of theseus except it's people joining and leaving the discord. is this anything

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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

#i have read several Tony Stark goes back in time to prepare for Thanos fics and I never get sick of them #q

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#*sideyes the CRT in my room* #ok wow they actually are just tiny particular accelerators #technology is fucking magic #q

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#oh yeah #q

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#omg #now leave him trapped in 3D forever #spm #thoreau #shitpost #q

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#bring me to life #damn right #q

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Funny looking banana

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#man i love how snakes flick out their tongues #they are doing a sniff but it's a blep instead! #snakes #q

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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WATCH THIS VIDEO

a very, VERY important post. spread everywhere and screen record the video to your phone. or message me and ill happily send you the video. give to every woman and girl you know.

bc as they both said / demonstrated, its not only super easy to do, but super easy to miss.

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#cats #q

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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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#animal fighting and or causing mass property destruction #it was pokemon stadium :( #q

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video game companies really think hyperreality somehow makes games better… it does not! it just makes them hyper realistic lol and it sure doesn’t make my console feel any better either… instead of putting hours of effort into making a character’s arm hair look realistic how about u put some effort into something that matters like idk the plot maybe

#spyro is fucking fun man #thinking about replaying it but i should probably get the remake actually #q