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HIATUS

Hey I’ve not been active at all lately for lots of reasons (mostly one) which are under the cut. If you want to stay in contact while I’m gone, hit my Skype (coraciiformes) up or scream at me on my personal blog (it’s semi-hidden under the cut)

**animal death and illness under the cut, hey **

Okay so for the closest pals I’ve got, you’ll know I’m working at Hell Incarnate with rescuue. For those who don’t know that, that’s where I work and spend most of my time and it’s why I have an obnoxious amount of free time. As with any place that has a tonne of ill animals, I get to experience them slowly dying of illness or promptly dropping at the most unexpected times. Usually I’m desensitised to that! this has been part of my life for going on six years now (and almost all of my life for for as of two months ago) and I’ve lost everything from budgies to chickens to hawks. That’s just how my work works and I’ve learnt not to blame myself. I save a lot of birds and improve the lives of at least a few of them, after all!

Enter baby Barnes. 

She’s a mystery bantam chick I purchased (out of impulse, due to the loss of a previous bird) and she is possibly the sweetest thing to exist. Seriously, you look at her for too long and you get cavities. Exposure to her for over an hour will seal your arteries. Were she a faction to side with in FNV, she’d be the hands down perfect one.  I got her with the full awareness that she was genetically deformed. She was, technically, a “freebie” from purchasing Noble, e.g. that little chipmunk-lookin’ fella in the top of the left image. I raised them together and they bonded instantly. Noble took care of barnes in ways I could never properly do-- he would scratch the ground for her to pick at afterwards (scratching being something her deformed feet cannot do) and he led her to water, let her sleep under his wing, etc. etc. etc. This is the epitome of poultry romance here, guys. I’m expecting fanart by the end of the day and you should submit it to my personal blog, securiitron (this is a joke). 

I don’t want to anthropomorphise by saying they’re in love, but they’re definitely bonded. While this is normally super good, Barnes’ health is very rapidly declining and I’m starting to wonder if she’ll make it. If she doesn’t, I know from experience that being without Barnes will make Noble refuse food, water, and just constantly scream for Barnes to come back.

So yeah know what to do and I’m a crying mess while I type this but she’s been getting gradually worse for a while and I lost a few other birds today and while that upsets me I really just can’t imagine losing Barnes. I can’t let it happen. I raised her and she bounced back so well and did beautifully and I’d feel like a total faliure if she didn’t make it to adulthood because this happened once before with little Nougat, an eerily similar case. Barnes is so small and so sweet and perfect and she loves snuggles and makes little soft peeps and a lot of people at work call her “Spätzchen” which means “little songbird” because she’s small and doesn’t look all that chicken-y I don’t know.

In other news I’ve been in and out of a hospital for my own illnesses and I’ve been obnoxiously lethargic. Also running nasty low on funds for things but still scraping by. Barnes matters more than these things and has been affecting me though because I’m more durable than a baby bird and ARCS has offered to help me out as of 12 hours ago.

Kind words and bird stories/photos are always appreciated but send them to securiitron so I can see them. Not going to be on this blog for a while longer at least until most everything clears up.

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happy mUNDAY here’s a photo of my roo

#my cock. if you will #X. OUT #tbd

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this is a starter call for if we have not interacted before 

i’ve got drafts i’ll get to hopefully soon but --! 

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#decanusdeadsea

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#featuring: expert spelling skills by stace #meme replies #journal meme #notsiilicon

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#queenoftheneedle #meme replies #aufhocker

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Your character has just discovered my character's journal/diary.

#meme #laughs @ drafts #adds more

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glowingghoul:

They squinted. And grimaced. And made a noise that sounded partially enraged and partially confused.

“You stole several bottles, several books, the chess set-” there had been a game going on, did this man have no manners, “and now you expect me to pay for those and other items? Items that are rightfully mine?”

Aleid laughed.

“No. Give them back now.”

  ‘The way of the Wasteland is that if you walk away from it, it’s free for the taking,’ he would have said were he actually prepared and/or with a death wish.   Unfortunately, he was not ready to die just yet, and so he instead just gave up, placed on the floor what he had rightfully stolen, then grabbed his bag and backed up, hands raising once more.

  “You good, now, Stiff? We good? ‘Cause that’s all I’m giving up.” 

  He had kept a single bottle-- one with a sizable chip on the bottom edge. If this stranger was going to get bent out of shape over just that -- hell, if they were to even notice its absence -- then Stacey could only conclude that they were even pettier than expected.

#ic #'stiff'' i'm sorry for my son he's a bad egg #glowingghoul

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(◡‿◡✿) for queen-of-the-needle

  He knew he had been bugging this stranger; following her for a good distance, bragging about (”this cool fork-spoon I found,” “a pretty nice set of porcelain dishes,” “lots’a Nuka Quantum for cheap-- it’s not my favourite thing”), and generally just soliciting her. It went without saying that he was also very aware that this was nine kinds of annoying, aggravating, and generally just unwanted. Why did he continue?   Well, he needed a fix, and the sketchier the character walking around, the more likely that they had chems, it seemed.    It was, of course, a rather giant leap he took not only by assuming she was an addict, but also that she had the specific chem he needed.   Nonetheless, the risks of being wrong and of being punched in the face were both ones he was willing to take--    --right until she raised a fist. Then he hunkered back, hands raised, starting an unusually well put-together (though babbled nonetheless) string of “hey, hey, pal”s and “easy there”s. While most of his words had no meaning beyond “don’t punch me I’m an innocent and important soul,” he did eventually cut to the chase with a rather grand sweeping motion of his hands and the most casual of un-casual steps back.    “--’cause sharing means caring, slick, yanno?”    A raise of his brows and the slightest of grins that his face would allow (which was to say it wasn’t very slight, being that his expressions were more exaggerated than the Ultra Luxe’s advertised quality) marked the approaching conclusion to his one-sided conversation.    “So whadd’ya say? Any Mentats you can spare? I’ll make it worth your time, for sure.” He paused when her expression didn’t immediately change, brows raising even more, “Got a bunch of those Legioner-ry coins I found, too. Pretty neat things.”

#this just in: mal looks 'sketchy' #congration #queenoftheneedle #this is not good it has taken me ages to write i'm sorry

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send in a (◡‿◡✿)

…and my muse will tell you one of the following after a random number generation.

MIX OF FLUFF, ANGST, NSFW, LYRICS AS PHRASES, ETC.

Keep reading

#I'MG OING TO FUCKIN TACKLE THE DRAFTS #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #X. OUT #meme

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walking into the lucky 38 like

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cool new game: google “[your character’s first name] glamor shot” and post the first result

here’s mine:

#X. OUT #glamor shot #pl ea se

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i want to draw people dancing so hEY send me a symbol and i’ll draw something dorky that has to do with dancing re: your muse 

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Ya keep reblogging NSFL memes and then deleting them and I want to KNOW things Im....

okay well i’m assuming nsfl is the same as nsfw since googling “nsfl” just brings up football memes so uh

yeah here is some nasty stuff you goddang sinner aight it’s general and all but

Physically, he’s not overly impressive. He’s about 8 cm (3-ish inches?) flaccid and 11.5 cm (4.5-ish inches??) erect. Not overly girthy, either, but he’s got the aesthetics going for him pretty well-- it’s soft in shape, not too veiny, and has a decent flush at the head. On the side of his dick is a freckle, kind of light as far as freckles go so it blends in well, but if your face is down there, it’s not too difficult to notice. Foreskin-wise, he’s average.Stace doesn’t have an extremely notable ass, either, but it’s not flat as much as it is sort of muscular. His thighs are a lot more squeezable.

onto hAIR. He’s not very hairy, really. As a matter of fact, he’s actually rather lacking, but more on that later. Going totally unshaved and untrimmed, he’s got the most hair on his lower legs and pubes, but it’s not really much of a forest-- his leg hair is average and his pubic hair, while it does oh so faintly reach his upper inner thighs, doesn’t grow upwards much at all. He’s close to bare on his chest and his arm hair is also rather faint, and the most facial hair he can consistently grow is the faintest pair of muttonchops to ever exist. Usually, though, he shaves nearly everything (legs, arms, chest) but leaves his pubes be (hell no is he holding a knife to them, ech) and usually neglects his face in hopes that eventually his patchy stubble will be able to grow into something beard-or-’stache-like.

Uhh.Kinks? I don’t even know here look take this F-list for him I just made. Be careful though, because there are some sensistive subjects in it (regarding nonsexual torture, normal torture etc.) and words that aren’t all too uh, politically correct. Basically contact me if you want to turn Stace into a bloody smear, okay?For those who want a, uh,  condensed version of the list. He’s basically up for anything that isn’t ridiculously extreme, and really likes degradation to an extent? Either if it’s been prediscussed or if he’s just really into the moment. Seriously, call him a slut or something. Go for it. He’s got an ego that's impossible to break down tbh. More important, though, is teasing. He’s got an issue with, uh, getting too excited and finishing up early, so usually he drags things out with teasing. Let him get the upper hand and he’ll be a horrible tease and take his sweet time. Honestly, unless you want an embarrassingly quick fuck, then there’s got to be a bit of teasing/holding back.

I think that’s it I really do.

There you go, you sinner

EDIT: oh yeah! Stace is a bit lacking, hormone-wise. He has below-average levels of testosterone in his system. And he really isn’t as sexually charged as he plays up to be. Most of that is just ridiculously overt flirtation and he’s 100% definitely not up for sex 24/7. Attention? Yes, he’s an attention hoarder. Touch his face and tell him he’s pretty. Do it now.

#X. OUT #nsfw/ #hey hey #there's the tag so the porn blogs don't show up oops #Anonymous

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:’^) happy belated birthday you piece of garbage

#i set his birthday to be when i expected the blog to kick off #and then i forgot it entirely #oopS #X. OUT

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in this time of kink memes and sin i present to you a whiny old man yes thank you you’re welcome

#captain house #art #gifs

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#HE YELLS #art #stacey