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April just ain’t my month folks and the blogs on hold until everything gets figured out because I’ve got little more than a month to figure out so so many things

See y’all soon hopefully, just reminding myself that after the rain flowers will bloom

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I bought some cheap beads to start out so I can get some good practice in and I’m having a lot of fun lol I think they’re cute and the light blue one gives me beach vibes

#not stardew content #sorry

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I wanna get into making beaded bracelets so badly rn, make some cute little Stardew theamed ones

#do I jump from hobby to hobby constantly? #yes #the demons inside me demand constant new stimulation #but imagine how cute they’ed be #how cute theyed be(ad) badumtiss #lol

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Okay but like who would be up for a threesome in pelican town

Like in general out of everyone? Hell yeah

Content below the cut cause it’s not overly nsfw but like still talking about sex ya know?

Content warnings: masturbation, threesomes, sex, non specific farmer gender

Sebastian for sure would be down to share his partner with Sam or Abigail , one hundred percent

Just like Sam would be down to share you with Sebastian and Abigail

I feel like Abigail wouldn’t personally want to share you though, but she’s more than down to participate with Sam and seb is she isn’t in a relationship already

Listen, listen look okay I just think that robin would be down for a threesome, I cannot can be convinced otherwise

I think that Haley would love to watch someone dominate you but I think she’d prefer to sit off to the side and masturbate while it happens ya know? Really enjoy watching you get ruined by someone else

Absolutely certain that Kent would be more than down for a threesome (I don’t think Jody would be so sorry for anyone who wants to be between those two)

Leah 💳💥💳💥💳💥 down to pin you between herself and another of the girls, or even one of the guys! She’s gonna be in control of the situation tho and I love that for her

I still think that Shane would be open to it, years into the relationship when he feels totally secure and wants to explore into the sharing pool a little bit, starts out with having someone watch yall before graduating to threesomes though

#stardew valley #stardew fanfic #stardew farmer #stardew x reader #stardew headcanon #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #sdv smut #stardew smut #stardew haley #stardew shane #stardew leah #stardew abigail

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It has been an extra gruelling 48 hours, spending nine hours driving from one side of the province to the other cause my grandma was in the icu and then driving another nine hours back again all with a small human in tow has been exhausting, I’m working on more stuff but it’s gonna be a minute while I catch up on some needed sleep (my nans alright now, well in the main ward anyway instead of icu so that’s good!) sorry yall get like a million vent posts in between content lmao, if April wants to turn around and start being good that’ll be great 😂

#damn man #aprils really making a fool out of me #that’s for sure

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Sebastian teaches you to touch yourself

Content warning: drug use (weed), masturbation, mutual masturbation mentioned, farmer is a girl, breast play, genitals, praise, minors do not interact pls

Chances are this started because he suggested mutual masterbation, he thinks it’s such a hot way to learn how the other likes to be touched

You eagerly agreed before remembering you’ve never quite been successful in making yourself cum, you’ve tried and yeah it felt good but you’ve never quite been able to reach that peak on your own

When you shyly explain this to him he’s immediately brainstorming ways to help you relax and get into that headspace you need to be in to make yourself cum

Probably suggests edibles tbh, he smokes weed on the regular (cannot convince me otherwise that boys a stoner) so he’ll get you some low dose edibles if you want them

After they kick in and your feeling that floaty spacey feeling, he’s got you sat naked in his lap, his hands holding your wrists gently as he guides your hands on how to work yourself up

Listening intently to the little whins and whimpers spilling from your mouth as you lean your head back against his shoulder, eyes scrunched shut in pleasure as you take over, circling your clit gently while he plays with your nipples

“That’s it sweet girl, add some fingers and stretch yourself out for me, hmm kitten?” He mumbles in a low raspy tone against your ear, it has your legs shaking as you follow his instructions, wanting to be his good girl so badly

The effects of the weed running through your system makes every sensation feel that much more intense, and having an audience is exhilarating, your climbing faster than you ever have before “don’t stop pretty girl, keep going for daddy” he encourages, sucking a few hickeys into the sensitive skin of your neck

His praise and the combined feeling of your fingers stuffing your pussy while you use your other hand to rub your clit, his fingers pinching and rolling your nipples all come together to create the perfect harmony that has you falling over that edge faster than any time previously

Praises you for how well you’ve done and how good you were for him, wipes the sweat off your face and gets you some water and a snack, waiting for you to calm down a bit to see if your up for round two when you’ve recovered

#stardew valley #stardew fanfic #stardew farmer #stardew x reader #stardew headcanon #stardew sebastian #sdv smut #stardew smut #sebastian x reader

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Haley teaches you to touch yourself

Content warnings: obviously nsfw, minors I am not responsible for your media consumption but pls do not interact with this one, fem farmer, they’re lesbians your honour, masturbation, praise

She masturbates pretty regularly, so when you guys get into the more sexual aspect of your relationship and she learns you’ve never masturbated simply because you could never quite get it right boy if she determined to help

She’s got the mood set, lights are dimmed, some music playing in the background on low volume (I cannot be convinced she doesn’t listen to Chappell roan), sweet scented candles lit

Has you sit across from her, your both naked, she’ll start trailing her hands over her body telling you to copy her movements on yourself

Gently running her hands over her thighs and stomach, cupping her tits and watching as you shyly follow along, showing you how to pinch your nipples and delighted in the breathy whimper it elicits from you

She’ll spread her legs and instruct you to watch her closely, spreading her pussy lips apart and showing you how sticky she is “you’ve been such a good girl for me, following along perfectly baby” she praises in a low soft tone, “now keep being good for me and I’ll reward you” she teases lightly

She watches intently as you follow her movements, your hands exploring your own body slowly and sensually as you begin to feel your slick gathering, your thighs becoming sticky

Your fingers gently dipping to finally pay attention to your neglected clit, a moan leaving your mouth as the pleasure begins to build, Haley’s all but abandoned her own pleasure in favour of watching you more closely

“That’s it sweet girl, you can take two fingers can’t you?” She coo’s at you as she watches you dip your fingers into your cunt, savouring the way your face scrunches in pleasure as your high begins to build

When you let her know your gonna cum she’s over beside you pulling you into the sloppiest kiss, swallowing your moans as you ride out your high with her, panting into her mouth

“What a good girl I have, did so good for me” she praises, pulling you into her arms to help you calm down after such an intense orgasm “how about we draw a nice hot bath, and then later when your up for it I’ll reward you for your good behaviour?” And reward you she does

#stardew valley #stardew fanfic #stardew farmer #stardew x reader #stardew headcanon #sdv smut #stardew smut #sdv haley #stardew haley #stardew Haley x Reader #sdv Haley x Reader

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Haley and Sebastian have won out for the newest of the “teaching you to touch yourself” series, so keep in eye out as I begin work on them! Eventually I’ll get through all the bachelorettes and bachelors for the series, I hope to have one uploaded by the end of today 💙

#stardew valley #incoming fics

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Also Eid Mubarak to my followers I don’t know if any of y’all celebrate but if you do!! 💙 (begging y’all to correct me if I typed that out wrong pls, I myself am not religious but do not be afraid to correct me okay love y’all 🥰)

#eid mubarak

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#stardew valley #stardew fanfic #stardew farmer #stardew x reader #stardew penny #stardew haley #stardew abigail #stardew leah

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Should I write more bachelors and bachelorettes teaching you how to touch yourself? I’m gonna add a poll so y’all can vote for who you want next

#stardew valley #stardew fanfic #stardew x reader #stardew farmer #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #sdv smut #stardew smut

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Also the shop is temporarily closed because I’m unexpectedly moving again (that’s a whole other can of worms I have to figure out) so like everything’s a bit hectic rn so maybe I’ll get some content out instead of vent posts but honestly it’s a toss up rn with how this weeks been

#I need to know who cursed me #and what I’ve done to deserve it? #like bro pls what the heck man

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Burnt the hell out of my hand with hot frying oil, I’m gonna be a sight next week at work with a broken toe and gauzed hand 🙃

#why am I cursed this week #what the hell man

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Only one! Better then the three I suspected but still no fun 😂 but I can work with that so we vibe and take Advil

Did I break my toes? Stay tuned to find out ✨ (seriously tho I just got hired at a new job what the fuck man)

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Did I break my toes? Stay tuned to find out ✨ (seriously tho I just got hired at a new job what the fuck man)

#am I cursed? #who’s to say #not me that’s for sure #i am in pain

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i just know sam moans n groans into your pussy when eating you out ohhhhykmynhejrnyjebryjehnrmyogdhhrtkrn

Your right and you should say it louder for those in the back 💙

CW: Mommy Kink, afab Farmer, pussy eating lol, sub Sam, minors take your picks and pickaxes elsewhere

Sam's nasty with it, man's got you on the edge of the bed, he's on his knees on the floor with your legs tossed over his shoulders just desperately making out with your cunt. Sloppy kisses and suckling at your clit like he's never tasted anything better, thanks you for the meal too like a good boy "thank you mommy, tastes so good", if you praise him he's gone, call him a good boy, tell him what a good job he's doing and that he's making you feel so good and he's putty in your hands. He just wants to please his mistress/mommy after all

#stardew valley #stardew fanfic #stardew farmer #stardew x reader #stardew headcanon #sdv smut #stardew smut #sdv sam #stardew sam

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Back on that job hunt, got fired for missing six days in three months due to lack of available childcare, it's a time out here folks

#not stardew content #not even remotely stardew related #not content tbh #one step forward two steps back type shit #alas we prevail i guess