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Hiiii I was wondering if you have a fic rec list 👉🏻👈🏻

Omg hi!!! I just went through my bookmarks and found some of my favorites!! Literally I had the hardest time narrowing down, I've got so many I love, also some I can't remember the Exact plot of that I'm sure I absolutely love and have just forgotten. So I definitely have more up my sleeve if anyone wants more. Head the tags for some of these.

The Enticement of Suffering by jonnimir - latest fic I just read, gory and sexy wound fucking coda to dolce. if you're into that it's SO GOOD

Not Quite Charity by @stranded-labyrinth - au first meeting between Will and Hannibal, hannibal leaves his car in a run down area of Baltimore and will, who's homeless, heckles him about it and Hannibal decides to pay him to watch it for him. I love this will sm!! It's a really interesting look at their dynamic, and is super in character and just a fun au study!!

Perda de memória by bleakmidwinter - amnesia!hannibal post fall fic. I'm actually a sucker for amnesia aus and love the angst in this. It adds an element to Will's struggle and decision making that makes his mindset post fall all the more interesting. And I love how much hannibal is still hannibal despite not remembering hardly anything.

Everything casts a shadow by @ghostforwhat - i looooove season 2 Will killing more people. I can't ever get enough of it. It's written so well and believably here, and the way it changes the course of the season is super fascinating. Currently a wip.

Wolf and I by t_pock - so so sooo fucking good. One of my favorites. It also has a Podfic as well and I love Podfics soo much and relisten to it often. Season 1 au that has more elements of horror, creepiness, symbolism and hands down the best, hottest, wildest forest chase sequence I've ever read. This fic feels more like a folk or fairy tale it's so good, especially paired with the beautiful art the podficer made, as well as the music they paired with the Podfic. Can't recommend this one enough.

A night off the record by barcharonte - season 1 au again, where on the way to Minnesota hannibal and will get snowed in and have to take shelter somewhere. Will is still losing time and hallucinating. Hannibal still tries to take advantage of course. Fun times to be had.

Between ease and foresight by devotional_doldrums - season 1 au (can you tell I like these? Lol) where wills and Hannibal's metaphorical conversations get a little too on the nose and Will finds out. SUPER good hannibal pov, I want to eat parts of this fic the writing is so good, and the author's notes are hilarious.

Sings to me nightly, sings to me brightly by serindrana - psychic connection phone sex what more could you want!!

The joy of creation by fkahersweetness - super dark mute!will post fall. I wouldn't say I think this is Actually how a post fall dynamic would be but in the universe of this fic it's so so sooo amazing. I love the surreality and implied shared visions/psychosis connection that will and Hannibal have here. Also the ending layed me tf out for days.

Radon and its daughters by @chaparral-crown - best most believable and realistic abo au ever. Nuff said.

Speaking of abo the one where Will smells like blood to hannibal, so good. I'll probably survive this by saintsavage

Pochée by ellopoppet - season 1 au! Also with a Podfic, Will's away on a case but is still getting closer to hannibal through texts and calls.

Mon chéri by sandyquinn - cracky Addams family au esque one shot. Just super cute and silly. I'm picky about my cute and silly but the Addams family morbidity fits comedy hannigram to a T.

Never let it starve by northern - another Will finds out in season 1, I truly can't get enough of these. Also bonus bug boy will!!!

Let the river rush in by several - Explores an actual psychic connection between the boys, again I'm a huge fan of this trope.

Hyacinth house by bluesyturtle - MY BELOVED!!!! One of my top top faves, season 1 au, cool cases, great relationship dynamic between the boys, and im obsessed with how this fic portrays Will's empathy and how it plays with his gender a bit. Love the story, love the ending. Also with Podfic!

Pattern break by thisbeautifuldrowning - dark Will au season 2 where he doesn't plot with Jack or go back to the fbi and deals with Hannibal himself. LOVE how this one plays out.

Bloodline by xzombiezkittenx - VAMPIRE AU MY LOVEEEEE this fic is an utter joy if you like vamp aus. The world building is great.

A consequence of consumption by ironlotus - straight up hands down my favorite fic in the fandom I think. It's still a wip, but it's one of the best characterizations, writing, plot, and just perfect outstanding everything I've seen in this fandom. It's an au where before all the events of season 1, Will is kidnapped by Eldon stamments and is kept alive and rescued eventually. It's peak "Will's milkshake brings all the serial killers to the yard" trope and the way everything is woven together, the storylines and character motivations, is just crazy good. Also one of my most favorite hannibal pov and characterizations out there.

Ok that was still a lot, I'm sorry if I missed tagging anyone, and hopefully the links all work!

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Shows you should save physically immediately

Over the Garden Wall -- It's being pulled from HBO Max on August 31 and knowing HBO, there's a chance it'll be pulled sooner. *I have now made a Google Drive of all the episodes of OTGW. Please, please, please, PLEASE, save these on a physical device.

The Owl House -- Disney has tried to bury this show many times (giving it a weird release schedule, cutting the budget, etc) and has even cancelled the show. Also, Disney+ is going to nuke their catalogue soon and I doubt TOH will survive

Amphibia -- I know less about the behind the scenes BS than TOH but Amphibia was screwed over by Disney mainly by poor promotion. Also since one of the protagonist is openly bisexual*, like TOH, I really can't imagine this would survive.

Steven Universe -- Cartoon Network cancelled Steven Universe and gave it a weird release schedule, it has also just been pulled from HBO Max.

Gravity Falls -- Once again, Disney+ is going to nuke their catalogue at some point in the future and between Wendy being canonically bi, Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland being in a relationship, and Alex Hirsch (being the amazing man that he is) constantly calling Disney out on their BS, I imagine that Disney would be more than willing to nuke Gravity Falls.

and most importantly

Every single show, book, game, fanfiction, movie, etc you've ever loved

We now know that at any moment's notice, streaming services can and will just nuke their catalogue without hesitation. If it's digital, it can be removed and there's a likely chance you'll never see it again.

So, please take some time to save anything you love on an external device. It could be a box set (it can be official or fan-made one), a USB, or anything.

If you have a physical copy of something, it's yours forever and no one can take that away from you.

*Edit because I’ve seen some confusion about this. Read this again, it’s “one of the protagonists” not “the protagonist.” Sasha is the one who’s bi, Anne’s sexuality hasn’t been confirmed.

Also in addition to this, people have reblogged this to say Steven Universe is still on HBO. Since I don’t have HBO, I’ve been going off of what people have been saying and I’ve seen it mentioned that HBO was taking off SU. You should still save it though.

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startlingly-large-lizard · 8 months

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Themed Rec List | Voldemort-Raises-Harry Tomarrymort Recs

One of my favorite Tomarrymort themes is when Voldemort decides to raise Harry (perhaps to thwart the prophecy, or perhaps for other in-universe reasons, such as having shared soulmarks). Below is a selection of beloved fics where Voldemort is Harry's primary caretaker for some or all points during his childhood.

As always, please read the tags before reading any of these fics. There are some fluff and crack fics in this selection, but some of these do cover darker themes.

The flip side of Voldemort raising Harry is when Harry decides to raise Tom Riddle, so that will be the next batch of recs to accompany this one 🤍

Voldemort-Raises-Harry Tomarrymort Recs

Antedate by @duplicitywrites (T, 6k, complete)

From infancy, Tom Riddle had a habit of touching his left forearm. Just below the inside of the wrist, fingers trailing down the pale, sensitive skin, brushing along the visible veins right down to the ever-flickering black ink that signified— Signified what, exactly, Tom did not know, and by the time he was old enough to question it, he was also old enough to know better than to ask.

As Portioned from a Whole by @cannibalinc (E, 24k, WIP)

In which Lord Voldemort undermines the Prophecy and raises the infant Harry Potter as His; in all aspects.

Daddy Dearest by @katsitting (E, 24k, complete)

“But daddy, doesn’t it make you uncomfortable? Is that not the first thing you said when I walked in?” Harry began, leaning forward to plant his hands on either side of the desk.

Eulogy by @meles-merrivale (E, 6k, complete)

You run through the things you have to do for the day. It is, admittedly, a very short list. Wake up. Be clean. Be ready. An empty life, some might call it. You don’t. It is the life He has given you, and so it is what you deserve.

Exegesis by liquoricepantomime (M, 38k, WIP)

In exchange for peace, Voldemort asks for Harry Potter. And so, there is a new legacy that forms—of The-Boy-Who-Was-Sold, and his childhood spent in a castle, with a man who has killed his parents. A man who is mad, and whose ire reigns fiery hell. A man he will marry, and yet knows nothing about.

File A by Kushimani (E, 7k, complete)

In a different universe, one in which Voldemort wins, Voldemort finds eight-year-old Harry Potter in the basement of Fenrir Greyback and takes him in, not wanting Harry to go through what he himself had at the orphanage. Perhaps sending Harry there might have been for the best, as Voldemort finds himself having sinful dreams about the boy and terrible urges that he eventually cannot ignore any longer.

In Death, Standby by Sophisme (M, 94k, WIP)

After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, since in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; Dark, Light or no side at all.

Like My Very Own Blood by @monsieurclavier (E, 13k, WIP)

Minister Riddle won his election in part because he took the extremely charitable path of adopting a war orphan—Harry Potter, the child of a historically Light family—and raising the boy as his own. It was an investment worth making... or it had been, until his quiet, clever son grew into a brilliant, scheming Omega determined to seduce his adoptive father by any means necessary.

Local Dark Lord Upstart Opens Bank Account, Inherits Millions by @duplicitywrites (T, 4k, complete)

A seventeen-year-old Tom Marvolo Riddle walks into Gringotts to open a bank account. The goblin teller says he needs to take an inheritance test before his coffers can flow with gold and his enemies can tremble before him...

Pale Shadow by @crowcrowcrowthing (E, 5k, complete)

Harry was seven years old, so he was much too old to be afraid of monsters. Especially when those monsters were nice and probably just wanted a friend.

The Cherished One by @acciotomriddle (E, 1.5k, complete)

Voldemort chose not to kill Harry that night in Godric’s Hollow, and decided to raise him instead.

They, of Riddle Manor by riddlereading (M, 16k, complete)

Tom Marvolo Riddle shows up at the front door of Riddle Manor, and Cecilia Riddle answers. It changes how Halloween 1981 normally plays out at the Potter house and the fate of the wizarding world as we know it.

This Is Why You Don't Summon Demons, Harry by Kushimani (E, 59k, complete)

Harry Potter is seven when he's left at the nearby church by Petunia to get an exorcism. He becomes curious about a book on the nearby bookshelf, and opens it. That leads to him summoning a demon that he makes a deal with. The demon, Voldemort, will protect him, and in return the demon will devour his soul when it is ripe.

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The spiderverse crew knew what they were doing

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startlingly-large-lizard · 1 year

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Marty’s favorite Hannibal fics

Hi!! I’ve been reading a lot of hannibal fics recently, sooooo I’m gonna make here a list of my favorite ones.

Canonverse

✿ The Long Weekend by Devereauxs_Disease [42k words]

Feed your dogs, leave a note for Alana. It had been such a tempting offer, one that buzzed around in Will's mind. He responded on instinct, pressing his mouth to Hannibal's. Then, he ran for all he was worth... When Hannibal finally finds him, he makes a proposal: Spend one weekend together, and make a decision once and for all about his and Hannibal's fate. Can Will still play Hannibal to get the evidence he and Jack need? Or is he playing a new game now?

✿ A Postcard and a Knife by Canis_cosmos [37k words] - canon divergence S03 E05.

Pushed from his train and relying on a hallucinated stag to lead him to Florence, Will is drawn up short when he reaches a junction and his guide disappears. The path he chooses leads him to the right place, but entirely the wrong time. ...Or: Will needs pre-med Hannibal's help, and has to avoid becoming Il Monstro's latest art project without revealing the truth of their relationship.

✿ one more kiss before we turn the lights off by akadefenders [7549 words]

Will comes home to what he expects to be an empty home as Walter and Molly are away visiting his grandparents. What he comes home to is an old flame...

✿ Conditioned Stimulus by harleygirl2648 [1779 words]

It turns out you can train your husband and your dog with similar methods, as long as they both get a treat. Or, Will Graham is a manipulative little shit who tries Hannibal's nerves.

✿ Storm Chasing by Devereauxs_Disease [1467 words]

Prompt Fill: Will finds out that Hannibal doesn't like storms. He figures out how to help his favorite people eater forget about the storm.

✿ SnowStorm by reflectiveless [8013 words]

Hannibal is over at Will’s house during a snowstorm and power outage. He doesn’t react as expected and hides in Will’s closet until the danger is over. Will does his best to take care of his therapist.

✿ Once More by Simbeline [5539 words]

More than 10 years after the Fall, Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter are living together, presumed long dead by the FBI. When Will goes fishing in the morning as usual, he accidentally stumbles through time and meets his younger self. Despite being happy with how his life turned out, he decides to risk meddling a little.

✿ tessellation by bleakmidwinter [5373 words]

Hannibal and Will are caught. Jack interrogates them both to gauge Will's innocence.

✿ Sweet Dream (or Beautiful Nightmare) by Ravenne86 [5555 words]

This is a fic that came to being based on this prompt: "post-TWOTL Will wakes up sweaty and agitated from nightmares, Hannibal soothes him by touch"

✿ When It Rains by BonesAndScales [3068 words]

In which Will desperately needs a hug. And who is Hannibal to refuse?

✿ Photobomb by Devereauxs_Disease [21k words]

When Hannibal pops up next to Will in an FBI Academy graduation photo, the result is innocent enough...until Will's coworkers play with photoshop and make the image so much worse. Will would laugh it off, but it seems he can't take a picture without Hannibal showing up in the background. Can Will shake his persistent photo buddy? And more importantly...does he want to?

✿ Your Ex by murdertrout [3810 words]

We usually assume that Will clammed up about his past when he was with Molly. But what if actually Will tells Molly way, way, way too much about his relationship with Hannibal? Or, the one where Will starts talking about his “ex" and doesn't stop.

✿ Scent of a Woman by Devereauxs_Disease [4860 words]

After the fall, Will assumed he and Hannibal would progress to a romantic relationship. So when Hannibal comes home smelling of fancy perfume, Will is...distressed. How do serial killers handle jealousy and romantic confessions? Not well, y'all...NOT WELL.

✿ Dancing with the Beast by proser [86k words]

In order to catch a mediocre serial killer, Will must pose as Hannibal's date for a series of pretentious social events. Hannibal is dramatic and jealous as ever, and Will is having a great time without the encephalitis. Of course, it's a love story.

✿ Room for Two by Devereauxs_Disease [3069 words]

Everything is going exactly as Hannibal planned. He, Jack, and Will are forced off the road and must stop for the night at a motel - where there are only two beds. Unfortunately, Jack decides that he and Will are going to bunk up, giving Dr. Lecter the nice single bed. This...is not part of Hannibal's plan. But Dr. Lecter has never been afraid of a little improvisation.

✿ Just One Night by Churchb0y [2341 words]

The tension rises between Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham when the two are forced to share a hotel room the night before inspecting a new crime scene. There had already been tension between the two these last few weeks, but Will could simply decide to pretend it wasn’t there. Now that he was spending a night with Dr. Lecter though, he had no way out of it.

✿ Love in the Time of Corona by Devereauxs_Disease [32k words]

Will and Jack are wrapping up a case outside of Chicago when a shelter-in-place order strands them at their motel. Will is frantic trying to find someone to take care of his dogs. Alana is busy, but luckily her boyfriend volunteered to look after all seven of Will's dogs. Will sheltering-in-place show Will a different side to Hannibal? Or will the cannibal crack when the dog hair starts to pile up?

✿ Something Else by HotMolasses [2137 words]

“Why didn’t you pull away, Will?” he said, genuine curiosity in his voice. “When I was mere inches from you, with a deadly blade in my hand, you leaned toward me. Did you hope I would kill you?” “Because I wasn’t thinking you were going to gut me.” he said. “When you put your hand on my face, stroked my cheek I thought…” the room blurred around the edges because Will had kept his eyes fixed to a single spot on the floor for so long. Now he forced them to look into Hannibal’s face. “I thought you were going to do something else.”

✿ Friends don't frame friends: a lesson for a clueless cannibal by canniballadyfelixtristis [5041 words]

Ear? What ear? Will Graham doesn’t try to thwart Hannibal Lecter’s plans for him. He just does. By accident. And then on purpose.

✿ Golden Promises by Shotgun_sinner [68k words] - season 1 divergent as of Sorbet.

Will stays for the dinner party, where he may or may not hallucinate that Dr. Lecter is wearing a gold plug in front of his friends. Hannibal gets Will treated for his encephalitis, and they grow closer in Will's recovery than they ever were before. The maybe hallucination keeps Will up at night, and he learns that the feelings he has for Hannibal might not be platonic after all.

✿ Google It by Devereauxs_Disease [3928 words]

Will knows that Hannibal is checking up on his Google searches, so he decides to check up on his cannibal's inquiries. Will Google searches bring them together or tear them apart?

✿ Good Cannibal, Sit by Devereauxs_Disease [1678 words]

When Will won't tell him why he's being a sour Graham Cracker, Hannibal decides to give him some mushroom tea and see what happens. He was expecting emotional revelations, instead he gets a weird hallucination and ear scritches....

✿ Consenting to Dream by emungere [32k words]

A seduction through physical objects. It starts with a scarf loaned to Will on a cold day, but Hannibal, as usual, isn't satisfied with anything small.

✿ SERIES: We Shall All Be Healed by coloredink [3 works, 11k words]

Hannibal and Will do drugs together. That's it. That's the series.

✿ SERIES: Fluffy Murder Husbands by harleygirl2648 [29 works, 73k words]

✿ SERIES: Professor Will Graham by americandreamboat [5 works, 7381 words]

AUs

✿ Crystalline by The Druid Girl [59k words] - Stripper!Hannibal AU (sort of)

The proprietor of a successful restaurant, Hannibal (who may or may not be a serial killer and definitely WAS an exotic dancer in his youth) is coerced by an old acquaintance to take a job dancing at a bachelor party. When he shows up, he realizes a mistake has been made, but he also realizes something far more interesting: the groom to be is hotter than Mt. Vesuvius. Circumstance and intent lead the boys where it always should: into bed. A lot.

✿ Lean On Me by OneWhoSitsWithTurtles [2205 words]

Written for the airport-related AU prompt: "I fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up AU" with a Hannigram twist.

✿ The Secret Existence of Hannigram by Rising_Phoenix [6000 words]

Hannibal and Will have been married for three years when Jack Crawford approaches Hannibal with the request to assess Will - a marriage nobody knows about, and the couple has way too much fun with this.

✿ Professor Graham's Cheekbones Hotty & Extraordinary Foodie Husband by TheSilverQueen [3320 words]

Online classes due to the quarantine are how Professor Graham's students learn that: 1) Professor Graham has a cute dog; 2) Professor Graham is married; and 3) Professor Graham's husband is smoking hot.

✿ In Sickness and in Health by BonesAndScales [76k words]

Everyone knows that Will and Hannibal are married. Not everyone knows that they are married to each other.

✿ Diamond in the Ruff by Ericurrr [12k words]

Will Graham loves dogs but can’t have them in his apartment. When he gets fired from his job as a dog walker, he turns to walking shelter dogs and bonds with a group of seven misfits. While walking his beloved bunch of shelter dogs he runs into Hannibal. Literally. Little does Will know that Hannibal has been watching Will from afar and wants to give him everything his heart desires, starting with a home and all his dogs from the shelter.

✿ Falls the Shadow by littlesystems [72k words]

An AU where Bedelia is Will’s psychiatrist instead of Hannibal, Will makes a series of increasingly questionable life choices, and no one should ever take Bedelia’s advice. Ever.

Hannibal extended universe

✿ A Fucking Parent Trap Scenario by Devereauxs_Disease [26k]

After smelling Freddie Lounds on Will, Hannibal realizes he's been betrayed. Despondent, and plotting a bloody dinner party, Hannibal finds himself in an upscale bar. When Nigel walks in, things change. Rude, loud, and somehow sporting his face, Nigel is a disturbance Hannibal doesn't need. ...Or does he? Nigel suggests a swap based on his favorite movie - The Parent Trap. What happens when Hannibal and Nigel switch lives? Well, let's find out together, shall we?

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no quirks bkdk fic rec list (p 2)

thirsty gay wingman fic by lalazee

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Oct 11, 2019 “Thinkin abt besties-since-birth BkDk goin to college together, Dk begrudgingly bein Bkg’s wingman w/chicks & lamenting his big gay crush. One nite, Bkg cant get laid, hes drunk in a shitty mood, so Dk propositions him, which turns into the best night ever & the WORST consequences.”

My tweet got 366 likes & 66 reblogs, so that was more than enough reason to write about it.

romeo and romeo by supercrunch

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There’s a nasally howl from the neighbour’s place. Izuku looks up – it’s the very loud, very blond guy living in the unit opposite. They’re technically in separate blocks but their balconies are close enough they can see into each other’s living rooms. He’s dancing around in his pyjamas. Yodelling at the top of his lungs off-key, swinging his Pomeranian around by the armpits like a furry ragdoll. “You’re a dog! You’re a fluffy little yellow dog and you’re a pain in the ass but you’re still my favourite shit-stain, yeah!”

Izuku bursts out laughing. The neighbour’s head whips around. He yelps when he sees him, tossing the dog on the couch and scrambling out of view to hide in the hall.

Izuku drops the watering can and runs back inside to find his phone.Small Might: Guys. I’ve decided i have a crush on my neighbour.

(quarantine baking: a balcony romance)

mechanical bull by warschach

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Katsuki has a track record of bad choices, it’s a condition, but Izuku might be the one choice that’s right.

battle of the bands by roadtripwithlucifer

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‘The rules are simple. Battle of the Bands. Local bands send in a single track to the radio station, and ten tracks are selected. Over the coming month, the songs play on the station and listeners vote on the top five. The top 5 play a live concert as part of a music festival, then the top 3 at a larger, indoor venue. The top two have the honor of opening on the first stop of All Might’s retirement tour – here. In Izuku’s home town. And finally, the winner gets the ultimate prize. Getting to spend the rest of the tour, forty cities, across the country as All Might’s opener. Three months. Same tour bus. Shoulder to shoulder with the greatest musicians the world has ever known.'Izuku Midoriya is a broke college student presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. But winning isn’t gonna be easy, especially when one band’s aggressive blonde frontman seems to be dead-set on making Izuku’s life a living hell.

oh my god! they were roomates! by phatye

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“Don’t go through my shit, and if there’s a tie on the door, then fuck off!” Katsuki growled. “…what?” he asked. Katsuki glared at him. “This is fucking college, and I plan on getting laid a lot! I don’t need some nerd cockblocking me! And what is with all the fucking toys here!” Katsuki had moved over to his shelves. “Are you a fucking child or something?!” This was not what he was expecting.

shades of blue by young_crone

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Echoes filtered down the white hall as he descended the stairs toward the locker rooms, reverberating from the pool. A whistle, the sound of breaking water. He swiped the towel over his face, paused. The sliver of cerulean catching the sinking sun pouring through the skylights, the red and white lane buoys, the burn of chlorine.Izuku ran a hand through his curls, snagging on a knot. The clock on the wall reminded him how late it was. A minute wouldn’t hurt. He worried his lip. Just a glimpse.

k-9 by warschach

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Izuku takes in a stray on one rainy night, except it’s not a dog, it’s a dog shifter who goes by the name, Katsuki. After the initial wave of panic and embarrassment, Izuku thinks his new pet/roommate is pretty cute.

sucker punch by warschach

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But, whatever, Disney Boy over there was—

Prettying up real damn good that Katsuki got kind of distracted—totally understandable, like god those CGI pine eyes—and didn’t see the straight path he made for the metal trash bin in the center of the area until he was tipping forward and waist deep in discarded bottles, plates, balled up tissues sticky with he prayed was chocolate ice cream and nacho cheese.

Mina howled behind the gate. “Look, Katsuki returned to his home.”

(or Katsuki works security at Six Flags and moonlights as a derby dude and continuously looks uncool around Izuku)

may I take your order, dipshit? by supercrunch

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So, like, maybe Bakugou wasn’t really the best choice for this whole pizza delivery shindig.

(Midoriya in love, Bakugou in denial, and way, way too much cheese.

A BakuDeku romance in thirty minutes or less. )

raise me so high (your sins become my pedestal) by stardust_painter

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After his boyfriend cheats on him, Izuku wants to do something stupid. The question is how stupid does he want to be.

The answer is very stupid apparently.

eye for an eye or whatever by tobiyos

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“I’ll make it up to you!” Izuku says brightly, lifting his head from Katsuki’s lap.

Katsuki’s eyes narrow but he isn’t still pushing Izuku away so. Progress. “Fuck are you gonna do to make it up to me?”

“Hmm…” Izuku says quietly, tapping at his chin. “Oh! You’re still a virgin, right?”

Katsuki chokes on his own spit and promptly renews his efforts of pushing Izuku away by the forehead. “Fuck off,” he wheezes, “get out of my room.”

leap of faith by ladyofsnails

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Midoriya Izuku is just a random kid who loves art, analyzes everything, and is obsessed with the (in)famous hero Mighty Spider. He’s got a loving mother, a great uncle, and maybe not too many friends that aren’t those two but he’s working on it.

And then a random cute boy shows up at his school, a spider bites him, he meets his hero under the worst possible conditions, and it all goes to hell. Now he’s got villains on his tail, a promise to keep to a dead guy, and a washed-up hobo as his mentor.

Here goes nothing.

green is the warmest color by gloriousporpoise

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“Woah, someone call the fire department,” Eijirou says, elbowing Katsuki squarely in the ribs. “That guy is smokin.’”

“I literally hate you.”

Here’s the thing, though. Eijirou’s a certified dumbass, but his current observation isn’t even a little bit wrong, much to Katsuki’s displeasure.

“Think you can get his number?”

Or, Bakugou is a painter without a muse.

you and i collide by ethereals

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And not that Bakugou’s the type to sexualize a potentially dead body; especially one that he just accidentally murdered, but the man has some pretty solid DSL’s. He would hit it, with more than just his car.

in which rich fratboy! bakugou is a badass who accidentally hits poor med student!izuku with his car and chaos ensues therefore.

97.6 FM by jamjars

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Izuku can’t stop listening to the radio host with the deep voice who sounds like he’s stuck in 2010. It’s a harmless crush. That is until he starts calling into the show under the pseudonym Deku.

Or Radio Host! Baugou x Listener! Midoriya

give me that sweet love by xsxuxgxax

((smut-32768-9/9))

Things Katsuki needs to excel at: be hot, be clever and pretend to be nice, let Izuku kiss him publicly, let Izuku fuck him privately…

(sugar baby katsuki and sugar daddy izuku pretty much)

dance with me by astralchaos

((30161-10/10))

Mina pulled up a video of a young man, seemingly teen, dancing to a popular new hit, and Izuku felt his heart drop to his stomach. His skin prickled and felt clammy as he started sweating nervously, not daring to move or make a noise. His eyes were glued to the screen but he didn’t see anything – his brain was too busy going into overdrive and freaking out.

Because Mina was showing him a video of himself. The one he uploaded last night.

How on Earth did she find this? He had barely a few thousand views, he wasn’t popular, and it’s not like he was even any good, especially compared to her or Kacchan–

“That move was sexy as hell,” Kacchan said, and that was when Izuku realized that his childhood friend – his longtime crush – also leaned in to watch the video Mina was showing him.

puppies puppies by Esselle

((15491-2/2))

“So after doing all that,” Katsuki says, “you’re just going to settle here? Tatting up wannabe bad boys?”

“You think all guys who have a lot of tattoos are wannabes?” Midoriya asks, so smoothly that it throws Katsuki.

“Wh—no, I mean—maybe!” Katsuki says. “You’d know best, wouldn’t you? Are you a bad boy?”

The words are out of his mouth before he even realizes it, and he regrets them immediately. There’s a figurative list of things that one should never do, and probably high up on it is asking dark-haired sailors with ocean green eyes and black swirls of ink all across their barely concealed muscles if they are bad boys.

–

Katsuki thinks he has everything he needs in life: a successful pet shop, an occasionally reliable assistant, and the unconditional love of the twenty puppies he’s raising for adoption. But when the tattoo parlor next door hires Midoriya Izuku, a hot sailor with an affinity for dogs, it makes Katsuki wonder if he might need something more.

Like… a piece of that ass. Maybe. He’s figuring it the hell out as he goes.

im gonna make a part 3 later ergaegrggjnjuvuh

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i just spent four hours of my life sorting thru my bookmarks and picking fics to make into posters. plz enjoy there is more coming

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startlingly-large-lizard · 1 year

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@skaelds there you go! I’ve compiled a list of most of the tomarry and harrymort fics I’ve read, as well as those I had planned to read. hope this helps. Enjoy!

*I know it’s a few months later than promised, i hope you can excuse me for the delay 😅

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*the fics which can be both harrymort and tomarry are put under tomarrymort.

*also i think I might have misspelled some titles, and/or wrongly categorised some, so you might find a tomarry in tomarrymort or a tomarrymort in tomarry.

*if you can’t find a story make sure you check for it under the author’s pseud, and some of these (like yebisu by slexenskee for example) are from websites other than Ao3, so if you can’t find it on Ao3, it might be somewhere else.

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Tomarry:

by wynnebat

In bloom

Like a scarf

Roads untaken [crack]

Undoing

The Care and Keeping of Tom Riddle’s Diary

Alohomora

Precious

Rings around

Coming down, down, down

…and a lot more, but this is prob going to take a while, so I just recommend anything by wynnebat really.

by duplicity

Wake From a Dream

Harry James [Redacted] [crack]

To The Hilt

Harry Potter and The Dragon of Gaunt Mountain

by maquira

Kudosed, Bookmarked, Subscribed

Expecto Patronum

Freudian slip

by Baryshnikov

A deconstructed ménage a trois

I search the alphabet just to find your name

You taste of sour cherry jam

To yearn for love is to rot alive

Happy anniversary baby

The art of persuasion

Love confessions in our moldy pink bathroom (I could’ve sworn it was there but I can’t find it, was it deleted? bc I KNOW I did not hallucinate this fic man)

The antidote to boredom

This was the ineluctable consequence of how we love

My nemesis, oh my nemesis

Being seen & being known

The unexpected consequence of insubordination

Seduction by any other name

The insides of men are webbed with love

Mycelium; or tragedy of want

I told you not to take it.

A desperately romantic thing

And a lot more…anything by Baryshnikov is bound to be good, check them out on Ao3.

by asakiii

WANTED

Drunken mistakes

by RepentingSirens

Only The Good

The Endlessly Fleeting Lives of Tom M Riddle

by ToAStranger

love is touching souls (surely you touched mine)

Found Love (where it wasn’t supposed to be)

by Luxis

Where Our Worlds Meet

Bite me, Bitch

by Ellionne

Soon

Harry Potter and The Dark Lord’s Mighty Weapon [crack]

by daniko

Unloved and Forgotten

by LissiaMoonstone

Reporting for duty

Haunt me, darling

In his bones

by Penmanner

Fuck, Marry, Kill (Me Now)

by Nica

Pokémon Go Fuck Yourself It’s 2AM

by mwan

[placeholder]

by Arliene

Chasing the careless traveller

I have seen your heart

The intruder

A Christmas Riddle

by hypnagogia

romantika kromatika

Try the other one, it rings (if you type in the wrong PIN)

Tis but a flesh wound, no?

And at night, the invisible worm flies

Harry Potter and the Mysterious Brolly Man

Look (/feel) like death warmed up

Bottoms Up, Top Down

by flipdarkchill

Fate granted

by DobbyRocksSocks

Yours and Mine

by IceLynx

Subjective

by isleoffanfiction

Criminal Alleys

A Mudblood? No a Slytherin.

by dracoismytrashson

The Domino Effect

by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts

Gone bananas [crack]

by Mer_des_Miroirs

Uncover

by Divida

A Future Without a Face

by QuillofFortune

Blend Into Me

by while_v_r_young

As it is above so it must be below

by articcat621

A Tumble Through Time

by insert_keyboard_spam_here

Irresistible

by WolfyWordWeaver

When Harry Met Nagini

by Crystia

The Root of All Evil is Love

by a_dale

Together (Or Not At All)

by Chaotic_Smutty (Anna_Hopkins)

Glory Hole Shenanigans

by Tina48

Custodarium

by Padraigen

he who falls asleep first

by maydei

Kingdom Come (Undone)

by Nillen

Forever Hold Your Peace

by thecrimsonmonarch

Rain, Rain, Go Away

by Cartonsofcartoons

The only sound is the overflow

by MorianaBeldom

Someone Who Believes

by Paimpont

To Kill You With a Kiss

by KaedeRavensdale

When September Ends

by harrietriddle

Willing (to be a fool)

by BigJellyMonster

The Best Times are Ahead

by Fukoji

More Precious Than Gold

by Katsitting (Nekositting)

New Year, New Me

I’ll Eat Your Heart Out, Sir

by HQ_Wingster

Becoming

by jazz n sadzz but razz

I loved you the most

by FermionCat

Senseless & lacking sensibility

by goldenzingy46

I loved you even when you weren’t there

You + me the remix

Follow me home and kiss me softly [crack]

etched out (my heart)

Falling for someone (long gone)

Sudden, And Forgettable

An Unyielding Rush of Ink

by immxrtalbi

Scotland blues

We’re Not in Hogwarts Anymore

Physical obliviate

Mirror, mirror

Paper crane of mistakes

Two alike sides

Twinkle Riddle

by rightonthelimit

Count on me

Come to me

This is why

damaged

One Too Many

Holding Hands

Little Secrets (Manners)

1,2,3,4

by Exarite

A house is not a home

by slexenskee

yebisu

by aroundloafofbread, Wolven_Spirits

Three sugars and a splash of daddy please

Treacle my tart

Lost and found

by Wolven_Spirits

Make Me

It’s called stealing

Hmm

Peel me [crack]

Dark Like Your Smile

I told you not to die

The Wild Hunt

Don’t leave me kiss-less

Bzz

by crowthing

altered course

by Anonymous

bear witness (to what you’ve become)

swallow

the grass grows green

by holythemis

murder husband

by mizstorge

Hogmanay

by kcstories

the other

by Tosmichiyo

An echo of the past

by DariaSilver

the portrait

by AConspiracyOfRavens

Interlude

by myonmel

Tom is a cop

by ChokolatteJedi

They Didn’t Know

by massolit

love of your life (ignore him)

by Ailora

Cold Dish

Game On, Your Move

by shadowscribe

Harry Potter and the Greatest Show

by an orphan_account

Choices

all the light, all my love

by valkyrie_chemist

Seeing Sand

by waywiser

the heart for chasing

by trajeudi

Feels Like Mine

by Tsume_Yukia

miracle fibre called courage

by PeridotWraith

[I Feel Like I’m] Standing In A Graveyard

by IvoryRaven

Sudden-Onset Acute Respiratory Flowers

by Odys_seus

The Chain

Noir memoirs

by Stelaris

Where you are needed

by ChasingChapters

Between the Shadow and the Soul

by CallistoPen, MoonlightSonata (CallistoPen)

His other half

by InkwardSpots

kisses are promises I can’t keep (but oh, I try so hard)

by aluminumsoda

Harry Potter and the Absurdity of Man

by Prodigalsan

The Rabbit’s Foot

by NeuroWriter14

bugs and organs

One Hundred Christmases With You

by MayMarlow

And the Rest is Confetti

by FujiRouge (orphan_account)

won’t take no as an answer

The Domesticity of Tom Riddle & Harry Potter

by tiigi

The Gift of Giving

by HeavensDiskJazzyJade

Soft Sounds

by LampPost

Please don’t

by chaoschameleon

Christmas Cookies and Chaos

by krimsky

in which someone finally gives Tom a Valentine’s gift he likes instead of love potions

by fericide

dualities

by httpsruru

A Hostage for Christmas

by The_Fictionist

Impressing Professor Potter

by sunflower123ink

Why don’t I play you a tune, Darling

by son_of_death

Don’t die for me, live for me

by Stargirltakingflight

Your soul laid bare for all to see

razor’s edge (even deeper we fall)

All the ties that bind us

by alfisha

‘tis the season to be simping

you look so pretty(but you’re gone so soon)

by JayGwen23

Anonymous Letters

by Mister-Tom-A-Dildo-Lover (Watermelonsmellinfellon), Watermelonsmellinfellon

Strive

by Aquarius_Shadow

of flesh and blood (of magic and legacy)

by Shivani

December and January

by purplewitch156

Memento Mori

by Juic

Days of Wine & Roses

by hiraaaa

Little one

by noumena

Cicatrize

by Raybean

Stuck

by kindjellyfish

New Person, Same Old Mistakes

by TrenchcoatRats

Discovering Emotions

by ohyonfermemphis

cut this picture (into you and me)

by caxandra

a tremendous change

by elderflower_tea

Roads Diverged

by Batsutousai

Salir

by RedGhost1010

Rise, Icarus: (even) Demons Dare Love Endlessly

by Lomonaaeren

Living Well

by belletrist

With a twist [crack]

by Stargirltakingflight

Dangerous Distractions

by apocalypseWallflower

The Power the Dark Lord Knows Intimately

by selfproclaimed_princess

Narabhakshi

by Moonlight_Jasmine

Nothing Can Come Between Us

by asterismal (asterisms)

perfect

sharing is caring

moment of impact

a peculiar way of fitting together

by driftingsea

catch me if you can

by NastyFanGal

rose.

by Nabielka

Oversight

by Rose_by_another_name

rewind the tapes (press pause, press play)

by Cyanocitta20

A Future, Found (in the Past)

by greenmegsnoham

64: Heartbroken

by Lortan

But You Promised?

by DreamingofSleeping

Aftermath [crack]

Rambling [crack]

Malfoy Manor [crack]

Home Invasion [crack]

Albus’ Interlude [crack]

Hate Mail [crack]

Couples Therapy [crack]

by calluscrazy

What You Require

by doshu

Date Night

The Date That Shall Not Be Named

Seldom Used, To Date

Carbon Date

by Mirley

Manic Love Fools: or the ethical quandary of harbouring amorous adulation for a hot eldritch clown

(I personally couldn’t find a way to access it, but when I attempted to find some screenshots or something on images, the few pictures I saw looked very promising. great art btw)

by RudeHellion

Anointed

by Mairi Nathaira (Tara)

Unbidden

by Vyrid

To My Star

by philolust

why wait for the best when I could have you

by lemonchase

Alone in the Darkness

by May_May_o_o

Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise

by November Snowflake (novembersnow)

Yes

by Eidelvyd

An Unexpected Agreement

by JamesTheSnail

Twice is Enemy Action

(it’s still a work in progress, no appearance of Tom so far, and only 1 chapter posted, but it’s very well written and has an interesting concept and plot, i couldn’t not include it.)

🕺🏻

Harrymort:

by silenceinwinter2019

The Orphaned King

by asakiii

In the end

by wynnebat

The spaces in between

Shades of truth

Dearly beloved [crack]

Hell is your son in law from another dimension [crack]

Hell is your son from another dimension [crack]

Hell is ours to carry [crack]

Outside your castle

by maquira

Stripped

by Lomonaaeren

Ruby Silence

The Seducer’s Path

Retreat

Advance

Flank

Ambush

(the above four are part of one series, and were recommended to me by @racfoam - you have excellent taste by the way. love the way Lomona wrote them. i was giggling, blushing, and fanning myself the whole time, and very invested in the series. the healthy and realistic growth of Harry and Voldemort’s relationship and the way they begin to care for and trust in each other as the story progresses is something that I really liked. i also appreciated the fact that Harry did not have to completely change himself or turn “Dark” - no offense at all to such stories - but instead always stayed true to himself throughout the story, he was always who he was at his core, he was Harry, with a very large capacity to love and see the best in people, and to forgive. Another thing I loved was their mutual respect, and also the healthy way in which they compromise on things. looking forward to the next story in the series!)

by Dark Chelonie

Going grey

by UnbotheredGoose

Dance with me at the end of time

by ObsidianPen

No glory

by Serapia

Silent Night

(it’s a one-shot spin off of a scene from “No Glory” by ObsidianPen, highly recommended it, beautiful work)

by skaelds

Perfect places

by flipdarkchill

Phantom

Dimensions

by MonsieurClavier

Velveteen

Keeper of My Soul

by LouveClaviere

When we all fall down

by Exarite

once upon a dream

by immxrtalbi

Azkaban break

by SalemObsidian

Hearts afire

Crown

by brainstorm1001

Mirrored

by lemonchase

I Can’t Carry This Anymore

by fluentchaos

Take This Longing

by freakydeakymoonmagic

Baby, I’ve been running

by DreamerEye

The Wand Chooses

by Rendered Reversed

Here there be dragons

by Kushimani

Anything

by mizstorge

nothing like the sun

by isleoffanfiction

A Spell to Seek Sofia

Body swap - frantic fanfic

by VoidRealmer

Poetic Justice

(I think this is tomarry but I’ve already done the link so..🤷🏻‍♀️)

by an orphan_account

Savour

by Charlie Waffles (CharlieWaffles)

First Words

by crowthing

Permanence

by epiphanein

The Fool

by where_evil_grows

Way out There

by avrian170

I’ll See You After Death

by purplewitch156

Entwined

Enraptured

by hypnagogia

Talking Tom [crack]

by sujing

The Duck Lord [crack]

opened heart, secrets spilled

by fluorescenx

Two Words in Green Ink

by Author_Person

Unrepentant

by Pinesfamfan

Sleepless Nights

by local_doom_void

Mi aedijekit

by LiquidLuckandStuff

Phantom Touch

by Epic Solemnity

Dreams and Darkness Collide

by asterismal (asterisms)

Beat Your Fantasy

red

hostage

by GeMerope

A Rival’s Kiss

by RudeHellion

In Due Thyme

by DreamingTheMelody

Just A Touch

by cauldroncakes

the one with the arranged marriage

by aphaeiia

Wedding Planning with The Dark Lord [crack]

by DianeLunaCrescent

Out of the Blue

by Lils_White

the monster you (don’t) see

The World On Fire

by reeby10

In This Body There’s a Heart

by Divida

Another Time, Another Place

by Phantomato

With Apologies

by HQ_Wingster

By the Light of Your Smile

by sofiaottoman

Lest We Forget

by Princess_Jellybean

Harry Potter and the Unraveling of Time

(just a fair warning - this fic is NOT completed. i was heavily disappointed when I reached the end chapter expecting it to be completed, as the author listed, only for it not to be. all matters set aside though, this is a very well written fic, with an interesting plot, greatly recommend it)

by Rantipo1e

Downfall

by Enchanted367

Safe and Sound

Shattered

🕺🏻

Tomarrymort:

by MonsieurClavier

Heir Apparent

by Naomi_Riddle

let’s cross over

by Metalomagnetic

Either must die at the hand of the other

(this is supposed to be under harrymort but I can’t be arsed I’m sorry 😭)

by belletrist

the loneliest creature in the world

apricate

by Accipitae

Enoument

by AislingSiobhan

Butterfly

by wynnebat

To be one

by maquira

dead before midnight

Sickly sweet obsession

by ToAStranger

Draw me after you (let us run)

by Mer_des_Miroirs

One and Only

by belatrix

and all i could hear was your pulse

by youknowmevj

1000 Potters Walk Into a Bar

by Stargirltakingflight

Exuberance of Love

by PrettyAdder

Souls that dream alone lie awake

by TheDarkRat

The King is Dead (Long Live the King) [crack]

by Maiathoustra

Animus Anima

by TheLadyGia

Stuck in the Middle with You

enter at your own risk

by liquoricepantomime

Exegesis

by asterismal (asterisms)

Not when they’re told

his kiss still thrills

tempor • al | ary

by SpitFire97

The Sense of Self

by MagickGarlick

The Boy Who (Took His Place)

by Kefalion

An Idle Mind is the Devils Playground

by littleberd

Lily For A Lie

by SolAnise

Trifecta

by Stargirltakingflight

like a prayer, for which no words exist

by blood_stained_fingers

The cost

by sexyspectrum

Janus

by duplicity

Antedate

by GeMerope

In Willing Sacrifice

by windseeker2305

The Black Bunny

by athy

Again and again

Rebirth

by Quillbreaker

Engorged

Elusion

by authoresseithoutwords

The Left Words

by Maeglin_Yedi

The Necromancer

by snowy_owl01

47 Days to Change (a translation)

by Magentasouth

That which we make for ourselves

by crowthing

Sunspots

by cordeliawrites

for love is always with you

by an orphan_account

A Snake Named Voldemort

by slex(slexenskee)

crawlersout

by TheLastNero

The Emerald Connection

by Kayliana

The Mirror of Eidrokcuf [crack]

by Racfoam

not you, not now

by avrian170

Łord Øf Âll

by Acnara

A dead man’s tale

by RenderedReversed

Until Death Do Us Part

by JayGwen23

The False Hero

Imaginary Friend

by InsanelyYours96

There is Nothing Sweeter

by Elkiem

The Unforgivable (Avada Kedavra)

by Kushimani

If Only the World Had Been a Bit More Different

by Flipdarkchill

Nightfall

by Surgical

Pawn

(this is a new fic, so it’s a work in progress…Harry is still a child so far and hasn’t yet properly met Tom, but the story is pretty well written actually, and I love the concept of it - can’t say much because I can’t ruin the story obviously 😅 - basically, it’s good, read it.)

🕺🏻

The “I’m-Not-Sure-Where-it-Belongs”Category

by purplewitch156

Of your making

When the Phoenix Cries

by Racfoam

through thorns to you

by Black Coat

Hermione Prime

by Painted Veil

R.L.Peverell

by SalemObsidian

Comprised

(I can’t find this fic bloody anywhere it’s like it’s completely disappeared, I can’t even find the authors account like did I hallucinate this fic??? I’m pretty sure it was a harrymort where voldemort and harry kept meeting up during battles because they were having a sort of tryst or something, and that Mr.Hot, Rich, and Blond was somehow roped into all this and made to be their unwilling lookout…or something like that...I just know this isn’t hallucinated I REMEMBER reading this fic, I DO)

(SEE?! THERE IT IS)

(this is a screenshot I had taken before btw)

Update: I have been kindly informed by @limonium-anemos that this fic is still up on Ao3, but, that it has been orphaned by the author (personally I think it’s a pity really, as it was such a good fic, but I do get that life gets in the way, and that sometimes, you can just lose passion for something, and I appreciate the author, and do wish them all the best in whatever they’re doing).

by Anonymous

Us From The Future! [crack]

Red Eyes (it was just uploaded today (9th July) and is still being updated so idk, but so far it’s harrymort)

Update: can’t find “Red Eyes” on Ao3. went to look for it today - Saturday, 10th September - and it’s gone, no trace of it…not sure if I should remove it from the list or not, but for now I think I’ll leave it, just in case…it might still be there and I just haven’t looked well enough, or it might have moved to another site for all I know, so, yeah…

by TheDarkLordChaos

if the cycle has no beginning, you’re the phoenix and i’m the flame

(well so far it’s tomarry, and it’s completed with 1 chapter, but the author has listed it in the tags as a Work in Progress and has also tagged it as a harrymort, so this might be under tomarrymort but I’m not sure)

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F I N.

(I might add more later though so maybe not) (edit: I did add more, and will continue adding to this mess of a list)

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ranking sapphic book recs based on how many times my brain short-circuited when I read them

I numbered these backwards because it felt right to end on 9 given what the book is. so this is from 1 (I actually felt pretty functional) to 9 (I was not hinged even in the slightest)

1. The Priory of the Orange Tree

like,,, yeah sometimes i was like ‘w o m e n’ with no other thoughts in my brain but to be fair i do that a lot

2. This is How you Lose the Time War

this one is so FUCKING tender i did feel pretty unhinged fair enough

3. Compass Rose

futuristic,,, pirate,,, lady,,, mean

4. The Space Between Worlds

yeah so there was one specific line in this one that made me ~yell~

5. The Unspoken Name

head empty only tall orc warrior lady

6. Bloody Rose

no thoughts only tattooed pansexual sorceress

7. Nottingham

it is very important to me that everyone understand that Robyn is Tall and that she is Given a Dowry

8. The Midnight Lie

the sapphic romance in this one makes me feel absolutely feral. just not even hinged a little bit. the like, suave blonde trickster thief lady is simply too much for me

9. Gideon the Ninth

if i think about gideon too hard i have to go lie down

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startlingly-large-lizard · 1 year

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Fic recs <3

Apologies... this is about a month and a half late (and tumblr won't let me reply to the asks directly or add links 🙃) but here is my list of tomarry/harrymort fic recs! It's quite long so click to read >>

As a general rule: Tomarry fics in blue, Harrymort fics in red. I don't remember all these fics and some are hard to classify so.... some may be wrong

anyway, enjoy x

Authors that you should read:

ObsidianPen; No Glory, Mine/Hauntingly, Blood and Gold (for Tomione fans)

Child_OTKW; Consuming Shadows, you belong to me (i belong to you) (and check out their tumblr too)

Slexenskee; crawlersout (femHarry), yebisu, Cheap (Bad) Dance Moves, grandloves (this could be) (femHarry) and more!

MaidenMotherCrone; Diagnosis, euphoria, political animals, how large the teeth, The Fairest Saga and more!

MayMarlow; The Train to Nowhere, If Them's the Rules and more!

Lomonareen; His Darkest Devotion, His Twenty-Eighth Life, Genius by the Numbers and many more!

Paimpont; To Kill You With a Kiss, To the Waters and the Wild (as far as I remember hasn't got to the ship part yet but I love it so read it) and more!

The_Carnivorous_Muffin; When Harry Met Tom (femHarry), Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus (femHarry), October, The Unwinding Golden Thread and more!

Maeglin-Yedi; The Darkening of Your Soul, The Necromancer, To Live Is The Rarest Thing, Between Thought and Reality and more!

asterisms; Let's talk sugar, Hands up, it's a hold up, a boy so pretty (such a pity), tempor · al | ary, (i wanna) cut to the feeling and more!

NeuroWriter14; For Your Entertainment, Do Not Go Quietly into That Good Night, But I Can Break You and more!

RenderedReversed; The Game, Invisible Man, Seventeen Years and more!

TreacleTeacups; The Untouchable, Byzantium (femHarry), Last Son of Black and more!

DreamerMichiyo; Guardian Angel, The Call of A Vampire, Offer of Immortality and more!

wynnebat; The Hell Is Your Son and Other Stories series, Snake Shop, The Emperor and the Star and more!

Athy; my first real introduction to this pairing years and years ago from these fics Again and Again, Meddling of a Mischief Maker, Rebirth

More Tomarry Fics

Wear Me Like A Locket Around Your Throat by VivyPotter

Why Hari curses the Black Ancestral Home by 1000percentDoneWithThisShist (femHarry)

Hem of Your Garment by adVENTitiious, Cathartic

The Impossibility of Parallels by Angel_of_Mysteries

The Dark Lord Inside by Melodramaticx

The Magicweaver by Anonymous

Before the Storm by Ars_Matron

Field Theory by machiavelli

Blurring Reality by Terrific Lunacy

When in Rome: The Duology series by XblackcatwidowX

The Incantation of the Oak-Priest by relic_crown

It's A Masquerade, Darling by ChubbyPanda15

How to prevent a War by CrazyJanaCat

she walks in beauty series by mayfriend

The Portrait by DariaSilver

The Divine Right of Kings series by darklordtomarry (alarminghella)

What Souls Are Made Of by Emeralds_and_Lilies

Words Fail by NeaMarika

Animus, Anima: English version by Maiathoustra

I must be your favourite, right? by FlyingLizards

Trapezing Through Time by lothtor

Rewritten by goodmorninglove

To Be Set Free by Merrinpippy

love is touching souls (surely you touched mine) by ToAStranger

The Spellmaker by SonnyGietzel

A Memory of Shadow by Insidious1604

The Problem With Soulmarks Is by LadyAramisGrey

Stab Right Through by The_wig_is_a_metaphor

The Shrike (to your sharp and glorious thorn) by PaperWorlds

The Sun by clammyhands

Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 (femHarry)

More Harrymort Fics

Mi Aedijekit by local_doom_void

End Without Sorrow by Aerlinnn

Children of the Revolution by AlexisVV

The Historical Importance of Runic War Warding in the British Isles by samvelg (femHarry)

Rebuilt by Terrific Lunacy

In Somno Veritas by ansketil, ladyoflilacs

Your Name on My Heart by whitedandelions

Love in the Dark by ShoulderTallAbyss

draw me after you (let us run) by ToAStranger

The only sound is the overflow by Cartonsofcartoons

for love is always with you by cordeliawrites (femHarry)

The Wand Chooses by DreamerEye

Fault Lines by SofiaBane

The Emerald Connection by TheLastNero

Flight by Miraculous, RedHorse

Appetence by elysian_drops (femHarry)

A Snake Named Voldemort by orphan_account

Resurrect The Living by fascinationex

The Devil's Tithe by Shihane

Death is but the Next Great Adventure by TheObsidianQuill

The Consequences of A Binding Ritual by teecup_angel

harry.exe has stopped working by inksmachine

In Death, Standby by Sophisme

Hidden in Plain Sight by Shadow Riser

The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf

*BONUS* Fics that I live/laugh/love with emphasis on the laugh

Harry Potter and the Greatest Show by shadowscribe

Kudosed, Bookmarked, Subscribed by maquira

Full circle by tetsurashian

Heir Apparent by MonsieurClavier

Dark Livestream by Anna_Hopkins

Ribbon Tied Right by Snowy_Rain

A Dead Man's Guide to Reliving Your Youth series by Spork_in_the_Road

The Definition of Insanity by Anacharis

Foolish behavior by Anonymous

Eternal Hilarity by Luxis

Shorter Fics (<25,000 words)

Sound The Death Knell by Tsume_Yuki (femHarry)

dead before midnight by maquira

Burnt Ice Cream by Rhodium

Don't Fuck With Florists (They'll Fuck You Up) by MayMarlow

Saved by Hufflepuff Friendship by whitedandelions

Relativity. by Ideasofmarch

Opia by Acnara

And six seconds by Acnara

Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Watermelonsmellinfellon

Aconitum by VivyPotter

But For You, I Did by duplicity

Nemo by Phnx

The Rigmarole Dance by cannibalinc

I haven't actively searched for tomarry/harrymort fics over the last year, so if you know of some newer ones then please rec them in the replies! And any others that you think need to be read ~

(authors, lmk if you want me to remove your fics of this list)

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So you know those assholes that go into hospitals and doctors offices looking for help and then refuse certain physicians or nurse based off of race/religion etc.

I want that represented in superhero movies

I want to see wonderwoman save some dude from certain death and he just goes "ew a woman? Really? Put me down rn" and idk maybe he dies from stupidity or smth

Or like Spiderman swings by and grabs someone from a burning building and they go "ew ew ew I hate spiders u can put me back"

Idk just food for thought

#superheores #marvel #DC #mcu #spiderman #sexism #comics

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Obsessed with Morbius Rotten Tomatoes audience reviews

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Hi, do you know any fics where the dynamics (Reverse Spideypool) Peter and Wade are reversed or where Peter has a very strong crush on Wade while he has to grow more into him?

Right, so these are a mix of our reverse spideypool and the sort of Peter crushing on wade :D

The Boys Wear Red And Are Black And Blue (series) by Orcusnox (Cat9894)

The blood been spilled by TheBlazeCal

Trust, Love, and Other Misconceptions About What Peter Wants by ImagineYourself

live or die by Chaotic_Mira

The Calamity Before the Storm by CopicsForNameless

Did ya’ Miss Me? by orphan_account

Morally French-Vanilla by CopicsForNameless

Peter Parker, the Mercenary by lord_acies

You May Be A Creepy Spider, But You’re My Creepy Spider by YukichanMikudesu

Birthday Boy by Spideypoolhell

New neighbour by Memi2501

New apartment, new neighbour, new crush by Memi2501

The Beat That My Heart Skipped by HybridOwl

Tony Stark’s Rules for Superhero Sex by Spongeekat

Trust, Love, and Other Misconceptions About What Peter Wants by ImagineYourself

Aw, Sugar, You Make My Teeth Rot by RoanOaks

The Trials And Tribulations Of Seducing Wade Wilson by makersnado

Coffee? by TheBlazeCal

Ends and Means by Write_like_an_American

Sea Breeze by xypeilo

Mad World by Eurydicoy

#3: Spider-Man by DeansTrapQueen

Craving Experience With Love by zeddpool

He Hugs and Kills by writerseventeen

Fragile Things by yumekuimono

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