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let's rest for a minute

#there's just something about street lamps #this is so soft and beautiful #it's the vibes they deserve #i love the texture actually #lovely lovely lovely #jonmartin #fanart

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deeply convinced that sam has the biggest, roundest, most pleading brown eyes in the magnusverse. you can’t tell me miss alice dyer herself would fold like a cheap tent when he asks her to participate in his horror movie death trap activities if he didn’t have that kicked puppy stare down to a science

#it's true i was the hidden spy camera #samalice

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#oh this is so pretty #they look so sad i need them to give each other a hug #love the streaks in their hair actually #and the style of the background adds to the vibe so well #themss #jonmartin #fanart

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love how we were all connecting as many vague dots as possible trying to figure out who celia was talking to on the motorway but they just hit us with a baby jumpscare in a repeated name situation,,

#duplicate names are realistic but immensely frustrating #i mean it's possible that's still jack barnabas if we're factoring in time travel but it's a long shot #another case of the michaels seems more likely #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #celia ripley #ep 13 futures #mine

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and now it's highkey canon alice still has feelings for sam, who's trying so hard to not make things weird that he's all but oblivious. rip tim stoker you would've loved this will-they-won't-they office drama.

#not to mention they're both lowkey pining for coworkers prioritising their own career goals #*sighs* #guess we wait and listen #the magnus protocol #tmagp #sam khalid #samama khalid #alice dyer #samalice #mine

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strange times we live in where it's a genuine possibility that this one specific answerphone is an External delivering karma on behalf of the government....

#uk call lines really do be like that sometimes #wouldn't even be surprised #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #ep 13 futures #mine

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sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95

#it just be like that sometimes #misc

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Anyway what I've gathered from this episode is that it's Sam who asked Alice out, forever ago, and it was just as cute and fumbly and brave as he did with Celia.

Alice is standing in that corridor having FLASHBACKS of younger Sam's soft eager eyes, the fidgeting of his hands, the having-to-try-three-times to succeed, but they were in Alice's then room, listening to a new album, already friends, legs so close to one another, and Alice had laughed and said "Are you asking me out?" and he'd retorted, more easily, so honestly, "Well yes. I really like you, you know?" and Alice's laughter had came to a sort of awkward weird stop and she'd gone "well, okay then. i like you too, i guess." "Such high praise" Sam had grinned and nudged her shoulder but then also tentatively brushed his hands against her fingers and Alice had said "Shut it" but let their hands get intertwined and they'd kept listening to music and --

Celia is going "Oh, sorry, Alice, I didn't see you there" and Alice is back to the present and Sam is still so lovely, so warm and fond and he knows her so well and he's already rolling his eyes at what he assumes is going to be mocking, and who's Alice to prove him wrong, huh?

#why would you do this to me op #this is canon to me now but also o u c h #samalice #ep 12 getting off

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Jon and Martin seasons 1-5 :,^)

#help this is so cool #it's so accurate actually #i love all their different outfits and hairstyles #the mugs are hilarious and genius #everything about this is both painful and perfect #10/10 #jonmartin #fanart

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Sam being immediately called out for lying about being done with the "Magnus stuff" is so funny. Absolutely no one believes you. The computers don't believe you. Alice doesn't believe you. You don't believe yourself. You are in a series titled "the Magnus protocol". This is the most obviously incorrect statement in the entire podcast so far.

#for real like c'mon now #you literally just went to abandoned ruins at the slightly crumb of magnus stuff #he's in his denial era #sam khalid

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New fear entity just dropped... The UK Government

#real and true #misc

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in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.

#this is so silly i love it #tmagp spoilers #ep 12 getting off

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soooo glad we were given the bonzo theme tune episode before listening to a case about his work,, really helped envision the horrifyingly jaunty vibes in that club,, not cursed at all,,

#rip (literally) #poor gwen having a crisis #bet lana's grinning in amusement in her office #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #ep 12 getting off #mr bonzo #mine

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debugging

#awww he's got his little duck to rant to #poor duck must have heard it all #i love this art style #it's so fun and lively #and it expresses his emotions perfectly #he lives in my head like this now #colin #fanart

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alice's ominous monologue on how she knows all about what's really going on with the oiar ending with a joke about the government has the same energy as that one statement giver who seemed like he knew about jurgen leitner but ended up claiming the government live in the tunnels,,,

#girl spill the tea already your coworker is losing her sanity while you jest #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #alice dyer #gwen bouchard #ep 12 getting off #mine

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martin "i am going to constantly make everyone tea from my personal supply" blackwood VS samama"i keep my favourite tea hidden so my coworkers never find it" khalid.

#literally my first thought for some reason #the magnus protocol #tmagp #martin blackwood #samama khalid #sam khalid #the magnus archives #tma #ep 12 getting off #mine

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#* deep sigh * #misc