we are saddened to say Mark Skidz passed away today his funeral will be on Sunday April 9 2023 at 11 am the link to watch it when it starts is underneath this message
Ezio was sitting on top of his kitchen sink taking a massive shit because all the bathrooms in his house were being used and he had 200 spicy laxatives which is something he recently invented but it turns out he took way too many laxatives because his ass caused a massive explosion causing the entire kitchen to catch fire but Ezio had another problem, he couldn’t stop shitting.
Ezio tried so hard to stop shitting but it just caused him to shit even more violently he decided to go outside to avoid causing further damage to his house he ended up flying into the sky, “here we go again” Ezio said while being shot up into the air. Ezio started flying faster than a rocket, eventually ending up in outer space and landing on the moon.
“oh boy what a predicament this is” Ezio exclaimed while walking around the moon, “how am i gonna get home this time?” he asked himself in fear. Ezio proceeded to put his hand in his pocket and realized he had some spicy laxatives with him and proceeded to eat them all and then he started shitting again and started flying back to earth to find that his house has burned down because of the fire that shot out of his ass. “well i learned my lesson, do not eat too much spicy laxatives because my house will burn down and i will end up in outer space”. Ezio walked away from the charred remains of what used to his house and disappeared into the sunset only to return when its time for his next adventure.