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we are saddened to say Mark Skidz passed away today his funeral will be on Sunday April 9 2023 at 11 am the link to watch it when it starts is underneath this message

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[wtffacts101]

#caleblucas just farted #ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #ticlock is a furry

[ticlockthefurry]

toby is a furry

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[theofficialfurrypolice]

nyaaaaa :3 xD @ticlock youve been tagged by the furry police!! x3 send this to 6 other furries u know to tag them by the furry police too! uwu :3 nyaaa xD! if u get this sent back 10 times you're a furry criminal xDD, if you get this sent back 5 times u are a furry thief owo who stole furry hearts, if u got this 3 times thn u are a furry PIRATE O_O ! once means u are jst a Furry ;3 .

[yokitoshi]

RIVER IS ANTI-FURRY

@ticlock I know it's you

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The one time I had my ass cleaned

As the title if this short story says, yes I once had my ass cleaned, yes you read that right I once had my ass CLEANED.

It all started in college, shortly after my celebrity boyfriend and I broke up (who will remain anonymous to protect his privacy so let's just refer to him as "Bort Thompson"). I have developed a crush on a guy named Larry. He had short blonde hair and always wore sleeveless shirts and basketball shorts to class and also had a pink earring on his left ear.

Larry and I never really talked much, he was on the basketball and swim team while I was in the Non-Wipers Club or NWC for short. One day I saw him alone and I thought that maybe this is my chance to ask him out so I approached him and said hi and then he responded with a monotonous "Hello" and then I asked "I am not sure if you have ever noticed but I have liked you for a while and was wondering if you would like to go out with me?". He looked at me with a strange look in his face and then he said "I would date a dirty hippy that smells like cow shit" while bursting into laughter. He laughed so hard that he broke 3 ribs and had to be taken to the hospital. As I watched him get taken away from the ambulance, I began to cry. I really liked him and I was sad and hurt but I was mostly angry and then I remembered what my father told me to do when someone made me angry and that is to strip naked and sit on the jackass that pissed you off.

3 weeks later Larry was finally coming home from the hospital and I was still really angry and have decided to follow my fathers advice and strip naked and sit on him. When Larry was leaving the hospital I had already broke in his house so I can surprise him with my naked body randomly sitting on him, however I broke in his house a little bit early and I got bored and saw a lighter on his coffee table and decided to see what would happen if I tried to light up one of my farts.

As I lit up the lighter I let out of the biggest, smelliest, Juiceist fart that I have ever had, however it also turned out to be extremely flammable as his entire house have just caught on fire. I called the fire station so they could put out the fire I have accidentally created.

The firefighters came very quickly but one of the firefighters started coughing and said "Holy fuck you smell like whale diarrhea". I looked at him with a pissed off look on my face and yelled "DO YOU WHO THE FUCK I AM? DO YOU?". The fireman laughed and said "who are you?". I gave him a death glare and said "I'm Mark Skidz you stupid bitch". I stripped naked and he started running on Larry's front yard and screaming "HELP MARK SKIDZ IS NAKED AND TRYING TO SIT ON ME".

While I was chasing the firefighter that insulted me, I tripped and fell face first in the grass. The other firefighters took out their house and sprayed water into my ass, causing an excess amount of shit to be washed away into the grass. My ass was clean for the first time and it was a horrible feeling. One of the firefighters went to check on me, for some reason he kept starring at my ass and then said "wow your ass is clean I bet I could eat off of it if I wanted to" another firefighter said "that's a great idea lets have a picnic and use his ass as a plate".

As the firefighters were eating off of my freshly cleaned ass, Larry came home from the hospital and saw me laying on his grass naked with a bunch of weird ass firefighters. I tried getting up but one of the firefighters pushed me back on the grass and said "dude we haven't even finished eating yet". I was freaking out inside fearing he would make fun of me or worse, try to kill me.

Larry walked to me and crouched down to me and said "look Mark I owe you an apology, I didn't mean to laugh at you, the reason I was such a asshole to you was because I secretly liked you back for a long time now and didn't know how to react". I was In shock and just starred at him for a few minutes then he said "I also stopped wiping my ass when I was in the hospital, here I'll show you". Larry stood up and took off his shorts exposing his ass that was filled with excess shit. I was amazed and happy, however the firefighters threw up all over me. I got up and used Larry's shorts that were still on the floor to wipe off the puke on my body then went up to him and said "I love you so much Larry" he looked at me and smiled saying "I love you too" and we kissed and then walked into the sunset holding hands.

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I have facebook

thats right non-wipers i have facebook click here to go on my profile

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[wtffacts101]

#caleblucas just farted #crumbs up your butt #yokitoshi has no clothes on #ticlock doesn't wipe their ass #ticlock is a furry #what the fuuuuck #omg #may 14 2017

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Monica my hero

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The jokes on you cat I never wipe my ass

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for the last fucking time no I did NOT wipe my ass

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I wiped my ass today

APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKERS

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Forget Free The Nipple FREE THE DOOKIE

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Can't wait till you get a serious skin infection on yo booty hole & die.. clean up the gene pool

shhhhhh my booty is fresh like a young pineapple...

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Actually I'm a NON... WHYY... PER...

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My Life Without Wiping (My 100th Post)

Since this is my 100th post I decided to open up to you guys a little I hope you all enjoy

As we all know I have never once wiped my ass and today I’m going to tell all of you why. I was raised without toilet paper because both of my parents were extremely allergic to toilet paper and because they loved me and any parent that loves their kids knows that they can’t let them use toilet paper or else it means they’re not loved. However we weren’t gross pigs no no no we used bidets we had at least 37 in each room all of them were made of 1200 Karat Gold, although the bidets would breakdown a lot due to being made out of Gold, but when that happened I would get excited because while the Golden Bidets were being repaired we would have to use a blow dryer to crust the shit in our asses than peel off the crusty shit and then eat it as a tasty snack. Now that I live on my own I do that once in a while because it brings back so many nostalgic memories from my childhood.

You’re probably asking yourself, how were we able to afford to buy so many Gold Bidets? Well the answer is easy we were Billionaires, actually both my parents were the richest people in existence, 9 billion times richer than Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg combined.

What happened to our wealth? Is probably what you’re asking yourself now well that’s even easier to answer, we are now Trillionaires and as many people know, not wiping your ass can make mold grow inside but what people don’t know is that the mold is used to make Non-vegan Cheese, so if you ever wondered why Non-Vegan cheese tasted like shit well now you know

Now you’re most likely Wondering why I’m bringing that up since that’s what made me rich, you’re probably thinking of buying the Vegan alternatives for Dairy which is great because I invented every single vegan alternative to every single Dairy product and as we all know Vegan Dairy products are putting Dairy farmers out of business which is great because the Dairy industry is very harmful towards cows (I’ll leave the graphic details out of this post).

The day before my first day of Kindergarten I had a fight with my parents about not wiping at school my excuse to be able to use toilet paper was that I would get skid marks on my underwear however my parents defense was that I won’t get any skid marks on my underwear if I don’t wear any then they went in all of my 70 bedrooms and took every single pair I owned and threw them into a huge pile then lit it on fire and I haven’t worn underwear since Because I was afraid they would do the same thing again. The burning pile of Underwear is still burning today due to the fact people put a bunch of tires in it, it is now known as the tire fire, at the time we were living in the United States in a small town called Springfield, although I can’t say which State we were in Because Matt Groening will try to sue me since that specific Springfield was where he got the idea for his Cartoon “The Simpsons” actually believe it or not The Simpsons are real people and I know Bart and Lisa personally I actually dated Bart in High School and I dated Lisa when we both went to Harvard. My first day of Kindergarten was very interesting my parents had my clothes laid out for me all of them were white, White shirt, pants, socks and even a white backpack and baseball cap, the teachers were nice but at lunch time my stomach started making weird noises, it turned out I wasn’t hungry but I really had to take a shit, when I realized it I started to run to the bathroom but it was too late I shit my pants, unfortunately there wasn’t just a brown stain on my ass but I had explosive diarrhea and shit was all over my clothes and over walls, even on the principal who was walking by, she bursted in tears and so did I my white clothes were now brown and my principal who was a blonde turned into a brunette In High school I was the most popular person I have dated 203 girls and 205 boys and Everyone wanted to be like me, Everyone stopped wiping their asses Because it was a cool thing to do. However I have dumped all of my boyfriends and girlfriends for one guy and as you already know that guy was Bart Simpson. He had spiked blonde hair, blue eyes, he would often say “Don’t have a cow Man” however he eventually got tired of saying it, I never believed I could love someone so much until I met Bart however it didn’t last long, I accidentally walked in on him wiping his ass, I dumped him after, he begged for another chance but I would never forgive someone that wipes their ass. Like I mentioned earlier I have dated Lisa when we went to Harvard, we have 2 kids Together Amanda and Xavier, she was also the one that convinced me to make this blog, she also gave me the idea to invent vegan cheese, we broke up because she is planning on running for president in 2020 to get that idiot Donald Trump out of the oval office and I’m too busy inventing vegan cheeses and protesting the use of toilet paper. Now I’m running a small blog on Tumblr and have invented 80,000 types of vegan cheeses and I’m planning to release them all over the next 200 years, while I might be dead by the time that’s done but my kids Xavier and Amanda will be running the family business, both of them already invented over 5000 types of vegan cheeses and Amanda is only 10 and Xavier is 7. Well now you know about me if you have any questions feel free send an ask

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